The wife wants me to get the snip. Anyone here had it done? Does it hurt? How long does it take to recover? Can you reverse it yourself, post-apocalypse, when called upon to repopulate the world with a colony of pvc-clad werewolf strippers?

Think of being hit in the balls with a soccer ball. now replace the ball with a scalpel

It's still better than having more children and adding on years of poverty and work.


Apparently they can do it all with lasers now, like in the scene from goldfinger

Pull out and go on her back. Hell of a lot cheaper and less painful. That or she can learn to swallow.


It hurts takes a few days to recover. Its reversible but much the same pain and your not doing it yourself.

I don't have one but my buddy does and he doesn't recommend it.

Apparently they can do it all with lasers now, like in the scene from goldfinger
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to be 99.99% infertile..."

My old sparring buddy had it done and reports much like everyone else - short-lived pain and back to full fitness pretty quickly.

I had to have an operation so that my wife and I could have children. I wasn't back from the hospital for two hours and she was already talking about me getting a vasectomy in the future when we stopped having kids. Women are crazy. I have two crumbsnatchers, no plans for more and there's no way I am going under the knife (or laser) again. Fortunately destroying my left nut last year (on a stockade fence) while chasing a crook in Newark seems to have dropped my fertility to zero.

After my 3rd kid I was ready to use the ACME Do it yourself Vasectomy kit.

Some guys I know have had them, day surgery- out patient...they said it is not a huge deal but advised me (if I had one) to be open about it, ask hunderds of questions, avoiding lots of psycho drama build up, so you do not need to wory about whether people can tell, or whether you are a still a man, or sex drive, training endurance ect. Cause even if you do not say outloud these things, you might think them. Deal with them immediately, and completely and don't look back.

Own it, it is a gift to your women, you have now the ultimate wild card in your deck to be played when you most need it.

Pull out and go on her back. Hell of a lot cheaper and less painful. That or she can learn to swallow.


It hurts takes a few days to recover. Its reversible but much the same pain and your not doing it yourself.

I don't have one but my buddy does and he doesn't recommend it.


ah yes the old pull out theory.

Coincidentally my youngest kids middle name is "Pullout"

I got one shortly after I turned 21. Felt like a got kicked in the crotch for 2 days, but the loratab made short work of that. No ill effects and no regrets. I also opted for the unreversable one where they cauterize away a large portion of the tissue. Had to do 3 counseling sessions and sign 2 waivers stating that I knew the procedure was irreversible. So if mine ever spontaneously reverses itself I'm suing like a mad man.

my dad and a guy at my gym both have them. they said that for about a week, every step you take feels like somebody is doing the MC Hammer dance on your balls. i'm having one done as soon as i have a son that i will name crushanator. he will travel far and wide and leave a trail of broken bones and ruined women in his wake.
then i will get my balls deactivated.

After my 3rd kid I was ready to use the ACME Do it yourself Vasectomy kit.
After spawning 4 kids, a friend of mine and his wife decided it was a good idea for him have the snip... then she rang him while he was waiting to go in for the op to tell him she was pregnant with their fifth.
She thought it was hilarious. He was about to get his balls chopped up.
Perspective is a funny thing.

5? I'd be putting my head in an oven. Two is ideal, more than that you have to switch to a zone defense.

Hardest part was after a zillion years of mas and protecting the groin was having to lay there while they cut me. I kept wanting to use some defense! Kick that fucking nut cutter!

It was no big deal, but be sure to have wifey bring you videos like Body Heat and Girls Gone Topless and beer for a day or two on the couch. Don't do sports lke my buddy did the same day and his balls got the size of oranges.

5? I'd be putting my head in an oven. Two is ideal, more than that you have to switch to a zone defense.


True once children achieve numerical superiority it's all over.

they said that for about a week, every step you take feels like somebody is doing the MC Hammer dance on your balls.

So basically exactly the same effect as having waist-high children running round the house. Seriously, I never realized my balls made such a huge target until I had kids. Either that or mine have a gift for clinical precision and acute malice.


Kintanon - I got one shortly after I turned 21. Felt like a got kicked in the crotch for 2 days, but the loratab made short work of that. No ill effects and no regrets.

I have to ask - how could you be so certain at 21? Every day I wake up, I thank the heavens for the many stupid binding decisions I failed to make at 21 (like the "living for cake" tatoo I don't have, and the squat full of smack-heads I didn't go move into).

Obviously you know your own mind, but if it's not too intrusive a question, what made you so sure?

It must take some form of masochism to read this whole thread.