Dan Severn and Don Frye on each shoulder of Tom Selleck, who is in turn on the shoulders of Freddy Mercury.

Throw in Burt Reynolds and they could form some kind of mustachioed Voltron.

You actually need 6 for Mustache Voltron. Someone needs to be THE Mustache of Voltron.

Chuck Norris can be the mustache.

I was gonna say Ron Jeremy for the stache, but I guess he'd be applicable elsewhere.

On the topic of scary russian badasses
http://i35.tinypic.com/1p769e.jpg

On the topic of scary russian badasses
http://i35.tinypic.com/1p769e.jpg


Everything I've read about Valuev seems to indicate he's kind of a slacker who relies on what genetics gave him. Karelin amazes and terrifies me because after he'd ripped my head off, he'd do kettlebell cleans with it.

Everything I've read about Valuev seems to indicate he's kind of a slacker who relies on what genetics gave him. Karelin amazes and terrifies me because after he'd ripped my head off, he'd do kettlebell cleans with it. LOL.

never heard of karelin before now. reading about him now. good one bullshido!

Valuev is not a badass, he's just a scary giant.

Valuev can't be badass of the month, because it's really not that badass to spend 10,000 years frozen in ice, and then thawed out only to become a mediocre heavyweight boxing champ. He would get the award, however, if he moved to Encino and hung out with Paulie Shore and Samwise Gamgee.

I am dismayed at the number of posters who have never heard of Karelin.

http://i35.tinypic.com/1p769e.jpg
So easy a caveman can do it.

http://www.saddoboxing.com/ylang/ja/boxing-photos/valuev.jpg

NO WEEZING THE JU-OO-UUUICE!

Hmmm....Russian long range bombers are stationed in South America (no doubt because it's cheaper to have Venezulan shanty dwellers wash than it is to do it back in the tundra) our leading presidential candidate never shuts up about redistributing wealth...and now we have Karelin as Bad Ass of the Month. And all this is pure coincidence. Right.

I am protesting this blatant glorification of the Soviet Union, and demanding that the moderators remove Karelin and replace him with somebody more American and God fearing. In fact, let's replace him with someone who showed the world just how overrated this paper tiger of a Russian bear was.

RULON GARDNER. The patriotic choice for badass of the month.

Crazy strength!

I am dismayed at the number of posters who have never heard of Karelin.Ha, there are people out there who don't know that Muhammad Ali's original name was Cassius Clay. I **** you not.

I hardly think this qualifies as badass of the month; I mean does he know anything other than wrestling. Do you think he is those slams if he didn't have that mountain of muscle; show me someone that beats their opponents with skill instead of just straining their ass off and have their opponent get up unharmed or still able to walk away.