I have designed a new martial art, Its called PussyBitch Do...
If confronted, you run.
If he has a weapon... run.
If he strikes you, whine and cry for help...
If you are cornered, plead for your life...
if all else fails, BEND OVER..
The finishing Move??? Call the POLICE
Edited by - Aruv on October 22 2002 19:17:24
HAHAHA. Not bad except for the ass raping thing and whining. : )
It takes more guts to walk away from a fight than to try and beat everyone to a pulp who threatens you. Running away is not a '***** bitch' thing to do. But I'm a guy and I know we have egos and that we want to prove that we're all bad ass, but you've got to be smart and run when it's not worth it.
Yes, choose your battles... By the way, this is a joke thread
I figured :) Let the assraping begin!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
My secret of lube-da makes me impervious to any and all attacks upon my rectum! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
&lt;Me&gt; John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? &lt;John&gt; *smacks me*
&lt;John&gt; I'd have to smack you sometime...
Running is the best form of self defence!
When all else fails, strike him with very sharp toenails of death....
&gt;Mugger&gt;"Give me your wallet. "
&gt;PussyBitch DO Practitioner&gt; "Somebody HELP!!!"
&gt;Mugger&gt;"No one can help you now!!! "
&gt;PussyBitch DO Practitioner&gt; Thinks to himself.... Hmmm Master Sensei said Bend Over... Here goes nothing...
As our Hero bends over, the mugger smiles and say " Now I will show you my CHI!"
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