The LHC beam is going to make it all the way around for the first time, in about 3 hours.


Place bets here on:
1) If we blow ourselves up
2) If they find the Higgs.

WOOOOO END OF THE WORLD!!!


God I hope it makes zombies. Hold on, I'm gonna go buy a shotgun...

Hardon Collider? I just met her!

(Yea, I went there.)


Edit: It was supposed to say Hadron, but that typo is unchangeable.

Have no fear,

http://peliplaneetta.net/images/news/9033/pic_1.jpg

Gordon Freeman has been hanging around LHC. I just hope they have a red crowbar somewhere close by.

Why is this in here? The LHC exists and the guys working on it are real, live pure and applied science guys. It isn't made to catch ghosts, adjust your chi or align your chakras to heal through magnetism. Take it to Sociocide.

Let's just hope the G-Man isn't lurking about...

Why is this in here? The LHC exists and the guys working on it are real, live pure and applied science guys. It isn't made to catch ghosts, adjust your chi or align your chakras to heal through magnetism. Take it to Sociocide.

Because some idiots think that the mini black holes they are going to create in the coming years will devour the earth.

Why is this in here? The LHC exists and the guys working on it are real, live pure and applied science guys. It isn't made to catch ghosts, adjust your chi or align your chakras to heal through magnetism. Take it to Sociocide.

Because we want more than 7 people to read/reply?

Because some idiots think that the mini black holes they are going to create in the coming years will devour the earth.

It will because cracked.com said so. They're ALWAYS right.

"Yes" on #1 is a sucker's bet. Even if it's right (it's not), you can't collect your winnings.

As far as #2, which is far more interesting... I hope so?

Link to the LHC site (http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/) for up to the minute updates on Temporal Rifts , Black Holes , Demons , Gay Marriage , and Time Monsters .


Link to Fear Mongering News Report (http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2008/04/21/will_new_collider_create_black_holes_that_destroy_ us_all/)



And a Better LHC link (http://www.interactions.org/cms/).

What will happen:

LHC smashes particles together.

Massive computer networks process data.

After many years, data processing is complete and scientists analyze the results.

"Hey, it turns out there really is God."

http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/


simple site updates continually self explanatory

So how long 'til stuff starts to 'splode?

Oh. I forgot. You can't talk about LHC without the obligatory xkcd link.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/large_hadron_collider.png

And this one:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/turn-on.png