YouTube - Scorpion Kick knockout by a chick! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISCS6pv_yiQ)

I forget now exactly how I ended up at this vid, but turns out this is from a shitty movie that came out about 4 years ago called The Purifiers. It actually had a few decent actors but I guess it's just The Warriors with a shittier premise and even shittier wushu.

Here's the trailer:
YouTube - The Purifiers trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYtUK1VBnu0)


I may end up getting this from Netflix just to add to my laughtacular MA movie collection..


and just to make up for the crappiness, here's a hot chick:
YouTube - Chloe Bruce Scorpin Kick Tutorial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rssRXYrRNuI)

I could totally put her in a toe lock WHILE she's sucking my dong. Awesome.

Watching that first clip I couldn't stop myself from thinking, "Why don't he just tackle that bitch?"

*Starts training that awesome kick*

I like how she explains how to do that kick, as if by simply doing those steps you'll be able to perform it.

I could totally put her in a toe lock WHILE she's sucking my dong. Awesome.

Or you could suck on her toe if you happen to have a foot fetish.

I didn't understand the point:) Is this thread about the hot girl? I could do here while she is doing that kick, if she asked nicely:D

She must be a black belt in leg spreading.

Or you could suck on her toe if you happen to have a foot fetish.

That's gay. FOOT LOCKS FTWAAAAAAAARGH!

I didn't understand the point:) Is this thread about the hot girl? I could do here while she is doing that kick, if she asked nicely:D

the point is to point and laugh, something you're probably very familiar with

as for the hot girl...no explanation is necessary

I took one look at the thread title and honestly thought that this would be a thread worth reading. Now I'm disappointed.

On a side note, the Scorpion Kick looks like a reverse Goldmember Kick.

I took one look at the thread title and honestly thought that this would be a thread worth reading. Now I'm disappointed.

On a side note, the Scorpion Kick looks like a reverse Goldmember Kick.


I bet you were looking for this:

YouTube - midget fighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQHw3_Prs0)

or this:

YouTube - Midget Fight Championship on Jerry Springer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnIXnBcAAo)

That's what I was looking for

*Cackles at computer screen with cigar jutting out of mouth.*

Man, that movie looks awful. One of the crappiest fight scenes ever.

So Master Sken, the guy who used to be the head of my Muay Thai org, before my kru broke off, sometimes hires her to do demos in between rounds. Am I learning bullshido?