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hoodedmonk
8/13/2008 3:35pm,
Sorry having trouble posting link. go to foxnews.com watch bigfoot video in upper right corner and if you can please post link.

hoodedmonk
8/13/2008 3:44pm,
YouTube - Bigfoot found (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEJssyVSxnU)
there we go!

DdlR
8/13/2008 4:00pm,
Well, it's definitely either a decent bigfoot costume packed into a freezer, or it's a dead bigfoot packed into a freezer.

hoodedmonk
8/13/2008 10:20pm,
Anybody want to take bets that the body will just disappear before Friday ?

Hex
8/13/2008 10:28pm,
They supposedly make the biggest zoological discovery since Darwin and all they can provide as evidence is a shitty polaroid?

Bullshit.

Hex
8/13/2008 10:31pm,
Btw, they also recently found a really, ugly do...er, I mean the chupacabra on video in Texas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqebUluWFM4

KayRoc
8/13/2008 11:27pm,
Ok, when do they get some legit dudes to pull the 'thing' out of the freezer and check it out?

Rivington
8/13/2008 11:49pm,
Somebody found my mink coat!

noonyez
8/14/2008 12:33am,
Why doesn't anybody ever have a tranquilizer (sp?) gun when they come across these things?

vaquero de las nalgas
8/14/2008 12:48am,
Anybody want to take bets that the body will just disappear before Friday ?

they're eating it off the bbq as we speak...please pass the hot sauce

i can't begin to imagine what that cooler smells like

sochin101
8/14/2008 1:57am,
sochin's skeptical analysis:
Furry dude (thinks he is a gorilla) gets wasted at a furry party, goes off to 'find himself' in the woods of Assrape, Georgia.
Falls out if the tree he's climbing, breaks neck ( score: Furries -1 Universe +1 ).
Found by two guys in the woods (Homeland Security, plz check shacks...).
Rest as documented by the fine investigative journalists at Fox.

sochin's prediction?
Someone will dissect (not bothering to look for the zip) the beast, finding a mildly decomposed, 110lb accountant named Larry inside.
Fox will conclude that the Bigfoot ate (whole) the accountant, and then shed its skin, like a spider.
The Bigfoot hunter will now start a new quest looking for an 8-legged bigfoot.

vaquero de las nalgas
8/14/2008 2:28am,
sochin's skeptical analysis:
Furry dude (thinks he is a gorilla) gets wasted at a furry party, goes off to 'find himself' in the woods of Assrape, Georgia.


Are you suggesting the body has been....violated?

hoodedmonk
8/14/2008 9:39am,
Btw, they also recently found a really, ugly do...er, I mean the chupacabra on video in Texas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqebUluWFM4What the hell is going on in the south?

It is Fake
8/14/2008 9:49am,
Ok, when do they get some legit dudes to pull the 'thing' out of the freezer and check it out?
Yes. That is my problem. If it was anybody else (say smart people) the carcass would be stretched out, photos/ videos taken, and we would have at least a decent look.

TheRuss
8/14/2008 10:08am,
Fur coats don't look so impressive when they're all spread out rather than strategically piled up in a deep freeze. Any news organization they approached should have laughed in their face until the people making the extraordinary claim did their part in furnishing extraordinary evidence, but most news organizations exist to attract eyes and sell ads, and a half-baked Bigfoot yarn draws more eyes than another story about Mugabe's power play in Zimbabwe or the skyrocketing American national debt.

And I'm going to make a cruel, unfounded generalization here and say that most smart people either wouldn't go out of their way to find Bigfoot or wouldn't shoot the poor bastard for no reason.

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE
8/14/2008 10:38am,
Hah, apparently the guy making the claims has been involved in several Bigfoot related scams or at least no-shows previously. Shame bcause I have to admit I really want it to turn out to be true.