and hairy...but potent

And made of brass?

(Can't believe you guys missed that one)

Titanium.

Unobtanium.
:glasses1:

Mithril?

Adamantine.

Lol, moar like solder, amirite?

you guys have strange balls.

my balls are made of the softest most delicate skin, gentle slopes and curves, decorated with lovely wrinkles and short but firm hairs.
Their form is like a perky 21 year olds breasts and they hang on just the right height.

Too bad ive got this nasty herpes rash though.

you guys have strange balls.

my balls are made of the softest most delicate skin, gentle slopes and curves, decorated with lovely wrinkles and short but firm hairs.
Their form is like a perky 21 year olds breasts and they hang on just the right height.

Too bad ive got this nasty herpes rash though.

That's your fault. You inhabit the Nether Regions.

plenty i was an inner city math teacher

http://www.jasonfinley.com/SeriousCat.jpg

any proper self-defense thread eventually leads to discussion of nutsacks^

any proper self-defense thread eventually leads to discussion of nutsacks^
i guess we can formulate that as lebell'slaw

Def Lebell's Law : As a Forum discussion grows longer, the probability of a technique or a comparison or insult involving Nutsacks or Anus's approaches one.

Nrrhk! While I appreciate the attempt at a spinoff from Godwin's, perhaps more originality is in order .

originality? Like "have you ever used your Katana in a street-fight?"