There was a guy in a wheelchair in my neighborhood that got in a fight with a non-crippled guy and won. He grabbed ahold of the guy and smashed his head and cut him with a beer bottle. Wheelchair guy went to jail.

If I was in a wheelchair I would pimp my ride Babycart Assassin style.

There was a guy in a wheelchair in my neighborhood that got in a fight with a non-crippled guy and won. He grabbed ahold of the guy and smashed his head and cut him with a beer bottle. Wheelchair guy went to jail.

If I was in a wheelchair I would pimp my ride Babycart Assassin style.

Did the guy end up in the ER with tread marks on his face? Besides we all know that this thread mentioning cripples and hell is pointless- cripples have no souls just like cats and libertarians.

Could be worse. Could be wheelchair TKD.

Yes, we have that here in Finland. Local Korean headhoncho teaches it to handicapped.

Yes, we have that here in Finland. Local Korean headhoncho teaches it to handicapped.
.... How?

:XXhesitan Then post your comments making fun of these guys and you'll burn alongside me and all your Bullshido friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg4Y4I0Q9xc

C'mon, you know none of your friends are going to heaven anyway.

WTF? Wheres the contact? Dont fuckin tell me that was POINT SPARRING in wheel chairs.... dear fucking god. :deadhorse

Y'all are a bunch of nancy boys.

Y'all are a bunch of nancy boys.

And you're asian

one time an older fat woman drove over my toes in one of those cripple scooters who go 3 miles an hour.
so i was walking behind her and i was watching the scooter closely then i happened to see the brandname/sticker, it said 'Cheetah'....

here you go, pick a cool one!
http://www.scootmobielplezier.nl/index.php?page=nieuw.php

She was probably speeding away when you unzipped your pants.

You think being Asian is funny, asswipe?

You think being Asian is funny, asswipe?

You mouth says no...but your eyes are smiling.

She was probably speeding away when you unzipped your pants.
Luckily for Lebell the "Cheetah" only goes 3 MPH so he still tapped that old ass.

She was probably speeding away when you unzipped your pants.

you a dihty girl...

.... How?

The usual way I guess

Seriously, beats me. They do hand techniques, and what is considered "self-defense" in TKD. They even got their yellow belts. He just wants them to feel they can accomplish something, which I applaud. But it´s bit ironic to teach people in wheelchair kicking art.

Now THIS is a real cripple fight:

YouTube - South Park Cripple Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWk6RgQbPVc)

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs water skiing? Skip.

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil.

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs kicking your ass? Dustin.

YouTube - This kid is amazing. Dustin Carter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvxc8S5ybS4)

2:46 is my favorite.

He wrestles 103 or 112 but would be 160 if he was all there. His high school record is better than mine was. Much better.