http://www.expertvillage.com/video/593_self-defense-video-situational-weapons.htm

It's not just your mother's wooden spoon anymore.

Umm... Video section?

How come every video I've ever seen produced by Expert Village sucks?

More on topic, I stabbed someone in the stomach with a dull metal spoon once. This guy was aggresivly confronting me in the kitchen; I managed to calm him and get him to sit. He had his guard down so I used that as an opportunity to thrust the eating utensil I was holding right into his gut. The strike ruptured his liver and killed him in seconds.

So, how was your guys' weekends?

I once heard Alan Rickman threat to - and I quote - cut a guy's heart out with a spoon. You could tell by the way he said it that he meant business and probably wasn't the first time. Plus, it was in a movie, so it's totally legit.

Spoons are my weapon of choice when attacked by Ben and Jerry's.

Search function. (http://bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=32802&highlight=wooden+spoon)

I once took down two wood-be atackers with blunt force tramua from a behind sneak attack, some duct tape, methamphetamines and my ex girls box set of sex in the city dvs. Now that is how you rehabilitate a fellon. Or cheeper then a labotomy. Who knew the impact of these poor mens sence of style after said torture. **** waterboarding I got the bext big thing. Emasculation thearopy.

My mother in-law taught me this d34dly technique. Women have been using it for centuries to beat their husbands, kids and son/daughter in-laws.

Well Vin diesel did kill a guy with a cup in chronicles of riddick. Anything is possible after that!!

I use a spoon as a weapon. I force my enemies to eat my cooking. It is very, very bad.

Found a Krav hostage situation link from that:
http://www.expertvillage.com/video/5773_krav-maga-hostage.htm
Note how the "assailant" is holding the damn pistol.
This could be really useful when grappling with a foe who hasnt yet figured out where the fucking trigger is

My mom used to whup me with a wooden spoon. I couldn't bring myself to watch the video (I clicked off as soon as I saw the spoon), but that **** hurts!

I recon if you hit someone in the nose with the back of a metal spoon you could hurt 'em pretty bad. I've got some pretty tough spoons in my drawer.

I'm utterly flabbergasted this hasn't been posted yet:
"My spoon is too big!"
http://www.dennisyang.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/my_spoon_is_too_big.jpg

I was expecting more GRAB THEIR HAIR AND SCOOP THEIR EYE OUT- LET"S SEE THEM GRABPULL WITH ONE EYE!