It's not just your mother's wooden spoon anymore.
Umm... Video section?
How come every video I've ever seen produced by Expert Village sucks?
More on topic, I stabbed someone in the stomach with a dull metal spoon once. This guy was aggresivly confronting me in the kitchen; I managed to calm him and get him to sit. He had his guard down so I used that as an opportunity to thrust the eating utensil I was holding right into his gut. The strike ruptured his liver and killed him in seconds.
So, how was your guys' weekends?
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I once heard Alan Rickman threat to - and I quote - cut a guy's heart out with a spoon. You could tell by the way he said it that he meant business and probably wasn't the first time. Plus, it was in a movie, so it's totally legit.
Spoons are my weapon of choice when attacked by Ben and Jerry's.
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I once took down two wood-be atackers with blunt force tramua from a behind sneak attack, some duct tape, methamphetamines and my ex girls box set of sex in the city dvs. Now that is how you rehabilitate a fellon. Or cheeper then a labotomy. Who knew the impact of these poor mens sence of style after said torture. **** waterboarding I got the bext big thing. Emasculation thearopy.
My mother in-law taught me this d34dly technique. Women have been using it for centuries to beat their husbands, kids and son/daughter in-laws.
Well Vin diesel did kill a guy with a cup in chronicles of riddick. Anything is possible after that!!
I use a spoon as a weapon. I force my enemies to eat my cooking. It is very, very bad.
Found a Krav hostage situation link from that:
Note how the "assailant" is holding the damn pistol.
This could be really useful when grappling with a foe who hasnt yet figured out where the fucking trigger is
My mom used to whup me with a wooden spoon. I couldn't bring myself to watch the video (I clicked off as soon as I saw the spoon), but that **** hurts!
I recon if you hit someone in the nose with the back of a metal spoon you could hurt 'em pretty bad. I've got some pretty tough spoons in my drawer.
I'm utterly flabbergasted this hasn't been posted yet:
"My spoon is too big!"
I was expecting more GRAB THEIR HAIR AND SCOOP THEIR EYE OUT- LET"S SEE THEM GRABPULL WITH ONE EYE!
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