Of course this thread would imcomplete without this clip:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUKc3pNAsk

This is sad part. Somebody was paid to read the silly bio for Joe Son on the UFC pay per view long, long ago.

"Joe Son, known to some as Kimo's manager, returns to the Octagon tonight as a fighter. At 23 years of age, he is a student of TKD and Judo and the founder of his own system of martial arts........Josondo."

It also wouldn't be complete without this fucktard, although he acts pretty civilized in this interview compared to some of his other interviews:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE7waxHnLQo

His predictions for the Clementi fight were a bit off.

Datsik also has the dumbest wikipedia entry ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viacheslav_Datsik


After losing six straight fights between December 2001 and February 2003, Datsik seemingly disappeared completely, leading to widespread rumors that he had died in a train wreck. These rumors however were set to rest, when it was reported he was alive and well, after being detained for his part in the robbery of various mobile phone shops in St. Petersburg.

In the fight game you are bound to find idiots and "encentric" figures! Some are even champions or former champions!

Sean Sherk's crane kick in the match against Rashad ranks pretty high up there in "stupid moments of MMA"

I love you BJ Penn, but please don't lick someone else's blood from your gloves. You don't want to pull a Magic Johnson on us, do you?

Heath Herring letting Nogueira up after the headkick is pretty far up there.

ok so the dumbest moment i witnessed in mma was at an ameteur show where i was supposed to make my debut. this kid walks in 5'9, 240, solid fat, introduces himself as "the beserker". i found out that this was the kid i was supposed to fight, so i talk to him and try and get to know him. im walking over, he comes up to me and starts talking to me about an inch from my face, asking me and my friend if we had any advice for him forhis first match(he didn't know i was his opponent yet). well it turns out that we were a heavywwight short so i didnt get to fight (i weighed 208 and only was going to fight heavwight cause there were no light heavies ) so his warm up before the fight was jumping up and down with his hands above his head and letting his fat roll in waves. after walking out to the mortal kombat theme song, he proceeds to go in there and throw nothing but right hay makers, bad right haymakers, like he was a fat metronome. his opponents tries for a terrible standing gulliotine, falls back wards, and gets caught in the haymaker and gets knocked out cold. so now that ****** has a winning record.
dumbest.
thing.
ever.

How about Ken Shamrock's brainfreeze against Rich Franklin?

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What?

If there was a dumbest MMA poster it would have to be mmabrothers.

If there was a dumbest MMA poster it would have to be mmabrothers.

I'm wondering why he would decide to troll the MMA forums exclusively.

sakuraba vs belfort.

random japanese pro wrestler who has heard of the guard vs random japanese pro wrestler who has heard it's dangerous, pride 1-9.

joe son at pride: the best vol 1.

elite xc and cage rage production values.

mike goldberg.

mark coleman tapping that guy with a can opener cause he didn't know to open his guard.

pride electing to show only the third round of a fight at shockwave so that they could have an extra 15 minutes of bill goldberg hanging out with fighters.

the amateur hour that was the first three or four ufcs.

pat miletich vs mikey burnett at ultimate brazil - the fight that lead to "no grabbing the shorts."

the wallid ismael equivalent in pride.

i shall go on... later.

^^I can't tell what you're talking about with most of these, but I agree with the statement about production values and would like to add KOTC to that list. I would also like to note that you can tap someone with the can-opener even if they open their guard, but they really have to suck.

Ha ha ha! This thread should go sticky...