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Jenfucius
11/11/2003 3:44pm,
has anyone else acquired the ability to burp ridiculously loud from qigong practice? what's up with that?

shemfu
11/11/2003 3:45pm,
My brother did.. wait... that wasn't qigong, it was typical 5 year old behavior.... but it was impressive nonetheless lol.

Jenfucius
11/11/2003 3:53pm,
i wish i had audio. these burps are retardedly loud. aren't there any internal CMA people out there that know what i'm talking about?

Ronin
11/11/2003 3:59pm,
is qigong chinese pepsi or coke?

shemfu
11/11/2003 4:00pm,
are you thinking qishui? lol

Hedgehogey
11/11/2003 4:19pm,
Don't do it after you eat.

shemfu
11/11/2003 4:20pm,
Nice.

Jenfucius
11/11/2003 4:43pm,
ok, let me put it this way. one night i burped so loud that my downstairs neighbor was unable to continue having sex with his girlfriend. my brother told me i hurt his ears when i burp at max volume. also, my burping causes both my roommate and my downstairs neighbors to yell at the top of their lungs, which still manages not to be as loud as my burps. i've woken up my roommate by burping while both of the doors to our respective rooms were closed. my roommate can hear me burp when i'm inside my car in the driveway and he is in the house. i have also been accused of keeping a bear in my house.

Jenfucius
11/11/2003 4:44pm,
i can control it, but i find it much funnier to burp at maximum volume whenever possible.

gong sau
11/11/2003 7:29pm,
Oh, you do? Well, here you go then:

The Burper (http://www3.sympatico.ca/gongfu/_temp/burp.exe)

Jenfucius
11/11/2003 8:21pm,
you bastard, how do i turn this **** off?

Jenfucius
11/11/2003 8:38pm,
i found out. dammit, that's a good one.

akamai
11/11/2003 9:10pm,
i can fart really loud after years of qi training, i also can control them and make them either wet or dry farts with my mind, I can also tune the pitch to the fart, on a good day i can play a few songs with my fart when i get bored

gong sau
11/12/2003 9:15pm,
Bwahahahaha!! :D