Also, what the **** is the Karate Kid?

Shut up. Now I know you're fucking around.

we should have him gong sau ninja dad. ninja baby should be born by now, so maybe he can witness his dad kicking kempo's ass for his first ever watching of a fight.
Are they coming back? Even after ninja mom watched you choke her husband unconcious?

i hope so... and ninja mom knows there's no hard feelings, like i said, i didn't /mean/ to choke out ninja dad.

and **** dude, i feel like i got along with them real well.

i hope so... and ninja mom knows there's no hard feelings, like i said, i didn't /mean/ to choke out ninja dad.

and **** dude, i feel like i got along with them real well.


No, they were awesome. Especially ninja dad. I wouldn't think it was so damn funny, if he wasn't, you know, a ninja and all.

And you're a charming little fucker. I'm not surprised you got along really well with her.

Dude, I know all about sexual frustration. I was 15 once too.

Forget the sticks, I have enough scars thanks, and knowing me I'd knock myself out.

Lets do mma. No elbows or knees to the face. I don't think either of us really wants to go to the ER for something stupid like stitches. Agreed?
**** you. I'm a grown man. 9 + 15. You can't **** with it.

*****.

Sure, MMA sounds fine. No elbows, no knees to the face. Easy on knees to the body (no broken ribs either?). Don't throw too hard, because black eyes suck and I might have interviews and **** coming up.

How good is your jits? Mine sucks?

Shut up. Now I know you're fucking around.

I don't **** around, ever. Unless by "around" you mean your sister/girlfriend/cat/dog, in which case ... oh wait. Never mind.

**** you. I'm a grown man. 9 + 15. You can't **** with it.

*****.

Sure, MMA sounds fine. No elbows, no knees to the face. Easy on knees to the body (no broken ribs either?). Don't throw too hard, because black eyes suck and I might have interviews and **** coming up.

How good is your jits? Mine sucks?

I don't **** men. Grown or otherwise.

"*****" Are you offering? I have about as much as I can handle at the moment, thanks.

Ok.

You'll find out I guess.

I don't **** men. Grown or otherwise.

"*****" Are you offering? I have about as much as I can handle at the moment, thanks.

Ok.

You'll find out I guess.

You know what. Keep talking. **** this petty fist throwing bullshit.
You'll need to cope
With duct tape and rope
Leave this kid-napped like a rear naked choke.

Two words: cereal box.

You know what. Keep talking. **** this petty fist throwing bullshit.
You'll need to cope
With duct tape and rope
Leave this kid-napped like a rear naked choke.

Two words: cereal box.

Um. Okay.

I think.

"Cereal Box?" What?

Um. Okay.

I think.

"Cereal Box?" What?

Come on, dude. Work your noggin.

Duct tape & rope = kidnapping.
Hence the reference to kidnapping. You = Kid, kid take nap, like from a rear naked choke.
Missing persons often appear on the back of cereal boxes and milk cartons and such.

Awesome.

Come on, dude. Work your noggin.

Duct tape & rope = kidnapping.
Hence the reference to kidnapping. You = Kid, kid take nap, like from a rear naked choke.
Missing persons often appear on the back of cereal boxes and milk cartons and such.

Awesome.

All the rest of it I got. The cereal box thing stumped me though. I don't eat cereal.

I get hit in the head for fun, the more fun I have the less efficiently the noggin works.

All the rest of it I got. The cereal box thing stumped me though. I don't eat cereal.

I get hit in the head for fun, the more fun I have the less efficiently the noggin works.

Interesting. Sometimes I pay women to hit me.

This fight better be good after reading all this **** talking, I want to see you guys go hard.
I've lost about 15 pounds since the last TD, but I found out I'm an inch shorter than I thought, so I'm not sure if it's a net gain or not.

i vote that if either one doesn't show they be given, i talk **** and do **** tag

Oh man, Question, when you said you were a ****-talker you weren't lying :p

This is gunna be hilarious. Oh, and if you pay girls to hit you have you talked to Kat?

*****.

If he's got a vag, he's a hermaphrodite: JP had the balls to come down to a park in Chinatown and fight hard with me, bare knuckle, without any idea whether or not I was a psycho.

I have only the videos from the Boston TD to go on, but I think you're digging yourself a hole here.