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McDojo Artist
10/31/2003 8:10pm,
Seagal or that dude who acted in alot of ninja movies in like the 80s
Jenfucius
10/31/2003 10:15pm,
i definitely agree with the guy that said ralph maccio. i blame that kid more than bruce lee for the "small man beating up bigger men" syndrome (a.k.a. skinny ****** in MA syndrome). bruce lee was huge and cut for a guy his size.
david carridine also sucks.
the cast of charlie's angels and uma thurman. they have made a mockery of the martial arts in their movies. also, i want to bang them.
9chambers
10/31/2003 11:20pm,
Steve Segal
He's a jerk to people. Van Damme too.
Beneath Contempt
11/01/2003 9:52am,
McDojoArtist - do you mean Micheal Dudikoff?
He was pretty weak, but he has a long way to go to match Ralph "Damnyouson" Maccio.
jkd_fighter
11/01/2003 10:44am,
segull by far
Phoenix
11/01/2003 4:03pm,
Yeah, Segal sucks the big dick.
Van Damme's not too bad...but I keep insisting that if you fight like that in real life, your chances of survival are far less than if you jump off a highrise onto a bicycle with no seat.
Mr.Miyagi
11/02/2003 7:55pm,
Ahh those 3 ninja monkeys whatever they're called.
The_Ghost
11/02/2003 8:32pm,
3 Ninjas actors...damn those kids.
FingerorMoon?
11/02/2003 10:14pm,
Drew Barrymore.
I think "Seagull" is winning.
I agree with Charlies Angels, but Cameron Diaz's ass, and Demi Moore than make up for it. (see what I did there.)
nomokarate
11/05/2003 10:51am,
I'd like to see a clip (if it exists) of judo gene lebell choking seagull out. He (gene) probably made jokes during the whole thing.
Freddy
11/05/2003 11:37am,
I would say David Carridine. Follow by Claude van Damm and of course Jet Li. Oh! Ireally hate Jet Li. Damn wushu crap!
xeropwr
11/05/2003 12:59pm,
Lucy Lu- Kill Bill (she needs some serious disipline) :)
Tom cruse- Mission Impossible 2
Ralph Maccio- Karate Kid
The guy from gymkata
mmmmm, lucy lui, mmmmm, discipline ( schwing baby)
I think that surely the Hollywood economic machine is in full grind when I think of Lucy Liu being cast as a competent martial artist in 4 different films (Ecks vs. Sever, Charlie's Angels 1&2 & Kill Bill) when, for all I can see, the only thing that indicates that she might have any martial arts skills is her Asian ancestry (it CERTAINLY ain't the performance of her techniques), which is funny because many of my Asian friends have often bemoaned how stereotypically ignorant they find it to be that people often assume that they can do martial arts just because they're Asian.
ANY of the Hollywood Types Mentioned thus Far need Slapping ... and Tom Cruise is making some Samurai POS ....
Jeff Speakman
Gary Daniels
Don "The Dragon" Wilson
Cynthia Rothrock
Sho Kosugi (Made all those Ninja movies in the 80's)
Chuck Norris
Jim Kelly
sasha Mitchell
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