Do you have a problem with a Chinese-American man observing a Japanese cultural ceremony? Are you some kind of racist?
There must be some corollary to Godwin's law to the effect that the first person to play the race card gratuitously loses.
As any fule no, a penitent Chinese would never commit Japanese ritual suicide; they would take poison, which is more akin to the Greeks.

Good god man!!!! How many times must we watch Michael Dudikoff
walk to a bar on a South American Island Military Base in broad daylight only to get jumped by 50 fricken ninjas before we decide to castrate the mutherfucker and feed his one testicle to that prototypical ninja evil guy who thinks his eyes look dazzling in dark eye shadow. This guy, without thought, sends his ninja cronies, directly from there thrilling upset and resulting fourth place honorable mention in the TDK Special Olympics division, to certain death at the hands of Michael "my shirt must always be tucked in, and I must always have token black guy with questionable skill but an enormous afro" Dudikoff.

Dudikoff is far more deserving of a plastic six pack holder strangling him to death than Seagull.

Damn, this thread won't die. Anyways, last night I watched Submerged on cable. It's Steven Seagal's latest straight to video B movie. This one piqued my interest because my favorite B movie martial artist Gary Daniels was in it. He and Steven even fight. It was a cool fight, but way to short, and had a stupid and confusing ending. Also, Gary dies halfway through the movie. Vinnie Jones, the big soccer player from Snatch (and soon to be Juggernaut in X-men 3) was in it, too. He had one of the better fight scenes in the movie.

There must be some corollary to Godwin's law to the effect that the first person to play the race card gratuitously loses.

I know that this probably was said when ICY was "only" sporting his Il Duce avatar, but hell, seeing someone trying to invoke Godwin's law when talking to someone with a Hitler avatar should rank among "top 10 internet examples of absurdity".

yeah, but it's not dudikoff, it's the movies that are annoying


compare the dialogue from dudikoff to the dialogue from seagal. Even the way it's delivered. Seagal makes me want to see what would happen if you dropped him in a wood chipper. i wonder if he'd say the same kind of crap. He's never remotely sounded like anything but a huge prick.

I think Karate Dog will be a contender.

This thread should have some kind of special symbol, signifying it's total Immortality.

Oh, by the way... Seagal.

Of course, that's it. That's why this thread will never die. Because we'll never stop hating Seagal. And it's too much fun to bring him out time and again for a sound thrashing.

Seagal, then Van Damme- especially now. The reason Van Damme sucks, is that he had everything you could ask for and he blew it. Seagal actually became a star because Mike Ovitz super agent, wanted to prove he could make anyone a star, and he proved it.

Jackie Chan is getting fuking annoying, especially since all the minor league models are forced to sleep with him to get parts in his flicks, now. Creepy. BTW this is just a rumor. All over Hong Kong, and Asia.

Seagal, then Van Damme- especially now. The reason Van Damme sucks, is that he had everything you could ask for and he blew it.

Word.

Oh man, i was channel-surfing last night and came across some ultra-low-budget segal movie I had never seen. One chick sounded like her accent was half dutch, half down syndrome, and there were scenes in which Segal was DUBBED. I can't explain that **** because he had some lines that weren't, but there were entire scenes where he's standing around looking stupid, and some other dude is doing the dialogue.


Fucking terrible.

Van damme. He does spinning crescent kicks and stretching like all of that is dramatic. Terrible fucking actor and in general makes a douche out of himself

Then there is Segal. I hate his for the same reasons plus he runs like a girl, but he's not number one because he did make glimmer man.

Here, you can open a dojo, or marry into one, or be reencarnated into one, and no one will come to your door and say: lets play.
In Japan, in the 60's and 70's, and , to an extent even today, they would challenge you, I mean REALLY challege you, and as a caucasian, no mattere who you were married to, you better step up, no giving it to the lower ranking asian, YOU took the challenge.
Now, I am NOT a seagul fan at all, but, I give anyone their dues for being there and doing it.

I have no clue where this whole idea started but I have NEVER heard of a dojo challenge in modern day Japan...

Steven Seagull has stuntmen doing parts of his fight scenes now, not just the stunts, but roundkicks up high and fancy kicks. It's sad, not only is he a horrible actor, but now he can't even do martial arts scenes on his own.

hey, it's hard to do fancy kicks when your gut gets in the way (trust me on this, my gut and I are experts)

Well, I voted Daniel (I watched some of those...ugh), but I would have preferred to cast my vote for some of the cowboy actors of the old spaghetti westerns.

OOH! What about Maguyver?