I have to apologize to Virus. I didn't think it was possible for this thread to go downhill from its OP.

I hate the net.

well....

1) I'm bright enough to see the irony in your thread discourse, thus far.

2)the internetz iz seriouz biznaz

3)I'm completely comfortable calling you a prick, because you're being one. I'm also the easiest person to find on this site...and am a regular at Boston and New York throwdowns. That means I don't give two shits about your disdain for me. I man up, and take my lumps...
I've had my insecurity beaten out of me.

I can fly with my jumbo ears, have a thousand concubines, and **** gold bullion. Prove me wrong with ur so called science!

So you're abandoning you superior intellect thing? I'm in Florida Einstein. Call me all the names you want, I don't care about your opinion and I can be a MASSIVE PRICK. Doesn't change the fact you know nothing about the subject of my kid's school. What part of that don't you understand? Prick, I've been called worse. I was a bouncer, people created a bunch of new names in my honor.

I have to apologize to Virus. I didn't think it was possible for this thread to go downhill from its OP.

I hate the net.

then go bak to ur cave, Commie Talaban freedom-hata

then go bak to ur cave, Commie Talaban freedom-hata

That would require that I actually do work on company time.

Allah does not will it.

That would require that I actually do work on company time.

Allah does not will it.

ur Allah r a Commie go bak to Minsk

I've met many principals, I have been impressed with only one. As for the PHD, I'm sure you are very impressed with yourself, but if you really earned one why is it you can't come up with something more clever than name calling? In your education was vocabulary left out, because the term pseudointellectual refers to someone who, trys to impress people with their "intelect". Most of them boast of DEGREES. At least most of the rest of these guys, weather I agree with them or not, preface profanity with some sort of whit. And so you are not a guy, that doesn't mean your not out picking up women.

Good GOD, man, if you want to be taken seriously, take the damn time to learn to use the language, and try spelling. PLEASE. It's painful to read your text already, you don't need to come across like a fifth grader.

Good GOD, man, if you want to be taken seriously, take the damn time to learn to use the language, and try spelling. PLEASE. It's painful to read your text already, you don't need to come across like a fifth grader.

I'm sorry I guess I have to agree with you, I am also a writer and am in the habit of just typing away to get out my thoughts as quickly as possible. As a courtesy to you, and others this I am sure drives insane, I will take a bit more time.

On that note I will do my best to step out of this conversation due to the fact I do not want to convert anyone to my belief system. This is not the place.

I do not want to convert anyone to my belief system.I don't think you have to worry about that.

I'm sorry I guess I have to agree with you, I am also a writer and am in the habit of just typing away to get out my thoughts as quickly as possible. As a courtesy to you, and others this I am sure drives insane, I will take a bit more time.

On that note I will do my best to step out of this conversation due to the fact I do not want to convert anyone to my belief system. This is not the place.

You're a writer? Seriously?

I can be a MASSIVE PRICK.
yah, I know...we're saying the same thing


I was a bouncer, people created a bunch of new names in my honor.
I'm sure. hahhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahha.


and seriously, you are a writer???? What, the William Faulkner bit? stream of conciousness are we? or steam of poop puddle?

Central to the doctrine of various Christian sects is the belief that a man called Jesus walked the earth, performed no-touch chi knockdowns and was finally put in a crucifix by a Roman catch wrestler.

Of course no reasonable person believes that someone used to raise the dead and cure blindness, but the belief that there must have been someone behind the myths is pretty much taken for granted in the West. So what actual evidence do we have for the existence of Jesus?


There are no eyewitness records. Nobody who supposedly knew him personally bothered to write anything down.

None of the historians of his age wrote anything about him.

The earliest extra-biblical mention of Jesus was by Josephus. Josephus was born after Jesus supposedly died, so it wasn't a contemporary source. The passage is widely regarded as a later forgery, possibly by Christian copyists. Amongst other reasons, one odd thing about the passage is a glowing rut-ride of a Messiah Jesus. Why would a loyal Jew like Josephus call Jesus the messiah and ride his balls?

As for the bible itself, the only parts that make mention of Jesus are the Gospels, which were written decades after his supposed death.

The Christian myth is nothing new. Get a little Mythraism, add a dash of Zoroastrianism and stir in some pagan myths and you ahve yourself some Christianity. Most of the main themes in the Christian myth such as the resurrection, healing the sick ect are found in pre-existing mythologies.
Where are you getting this? Can you name me some of your resources? Those are a heck load of allegations, and all I can think is bull. How are you going to neglect the actual 4 gospels? The messianic grafitti littering the cities of ancient Judea? And aside from Josephus, there wasVellius Paterculus, a retired army officer of Tiberius, Tactitus, Phaedrus, actual Roman inscriptions, among others. Speaking of which, Josephus wrote about Jesus in the 60-80s, and he didn't write strictly about Jesus, but about the Jewish war for independence. The fact that he mentioned Jesus doesn't mean he was leaning towards the Christian side at all. His views were that of a historian, writing the history of his people at the time, and was thus, Judiac in nature. And hey, if his writing was reliable enough for us to discover the remains of Herod the Great (not a few months ago), then I'd say he'd be pretty truthful in relation to Jesus.
Can you prove Christianity stole from other religions?
*Mithra was born an adult, from a rock in a cave. Not much of a 'virgin' birth (where were the parents?)
http://www.tektonics.org/copycat/mithra.html
*Zoro? Earliest manuscripts we have date after Christ, and by 3 centuries. Hahaha.. good one.
http://www.tektonics.org/copycat/zoroaster.html

You're a writer? Seriously?

Yes seriously. If you would like to discuss that outside this fthread it may amuse you what I have written.

I did not make that typo. I took my time and checked as I am paranoid at this point. Kidding, sort of.

I don't think you have to worry about that.

Others don't want to get off the point, do you, because if you want to get off into theology and the history of, I think we could do that dumb ass.

Yes seriously. If you would like to discuss that outside this fthread it may amuse you what I have written.

Sure. PM me what you've written.

It doesn't mean we're bosom buddies, or anything.

I don't want to have to send you a Christmas card, or the like.

And no fondling.

Others don't want to get off the point, do you, because if you want to get off into theology and the history of, I think we could do that dumb ass.

Are you saying the thread "Jesus isn't real either" isn't the appropriate place to go into theology?

I'd like to add, "if we would only just follow the ten commandments..." isn't trying to invite us into your belief set? I don't see anything wrong with it, in this forum,but at least know you're doing it...or I should say, have done it already...so at this point you might as well go ahead.

One more thing, if you stop calling everyone dumb asses, you'll catch less flack..you see, we're all Hitchhiker mice, vastly powerful pan-dimentional beings, who only manifest themselves online as brilliant, witty, and prolific social critics. The rest of the time, we have to make ourselves content with being demi-gods.