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Your All Tools
10/07/2002 2:07pm,
I just wanted to share an experience with you. I just attended a Krav Maga seminar, mainly because I saw that Darren Levine the head of the system was running it. Let's just say the experience was bitter/sweet. Bitter because the trainng blew, Crotch Maga is basically sloppy karate with basic moves, i.e knees, elbows, groin kicks etc... and worst of all, Darren Levine is a fat load!

It was sweet because there were some of the hottest women there that I have seen in a long time. I ask myself this question: Did Krav Maga plant them there to entice participation? After all, their ads have good looking women in shape all over them.

In summary, it was a waste of money, I feel that the head of a system should be talented, and in good phsyical condition, after all the martial arts are a strenuous activity. the best part of all is they are now trying to get me to be an official Crap Maga center, and all this can be mine for 3 separate 7 day courses costing a little over $10,500 & a monthly licensing fee of $100.00 plus.

I am not writing this speculating about a system, I saw the hype and went to experience it for myself firsthand. This evaluation and opinion is based off of my actual 6 hour experience of training and ineteraction with the Crap Maga staff and Instructors.

Your All Tools
(Especially Darren Levine)

jkd_fighter
10/07/2002 2:16pm,
that sucks

Your All Tools
10/07/2002 10:49pm,
Why is this post in the Traditional Martial Arts section??????

Y.A. Tools

JKDChick
10/09/2002 2:20pm,
I don't know, hon, didn't you put it here?

I think the "hot women" thing is probably because Krav Maga gets a lot of hype as "realistic self-defense".

"I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."

KC Elbows
10/09/2002 2:33pm,
"Why is this post in the Traditional Martial Arts section??????"

Cause some tool put it in here.;)

jkd_fighter
10/09/2002 2:46pm,
lol at your all tools.

Your All Tools
10/09/2002 11:41pm,
It was an accident. Get your yuk's. When you can't laugh at yourself you have problems.

LOL@ME

Your (Still) All Tools

9chambers
10/10/2002 5:10am,
"tools you all are" - Yoda


hot women in martial arts is always a plus ..
Check this stuff out:

http://www.femalegrapplers.com/
http://www.bjjbabe.com/

Your All Tools
10/10/2002 10:15pm,
We covered this already.

I prefer:

YOUR......YOUR ALL TOOLS
(That's my thing)

KC Elbows
10/11/2002 10:08am,
So all tools are ours?

matzahbal
10/11/2002 10:46am,
There are two Krav Maga schools here in Vegas. One seems totally dedicated to Krav Maga called Close Combat Systems, while the other one is run by a local chain of Tae Kwan Do schools that seem to make the most out of their empty Dojo time. CCS has a webpage up http://www.contactcombatsystems.com/index.html with the "professor" showing off some techniques. I like laughing at the one where he's getting out of the sleeper hold that's not even applied right.

"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals

Sicilian Dragon
10/11/2002 12:16pm,
I have visited a couple Krav Maga classes in NYC. Although the self-defense portion of the classes looked like it would be useful, a lot of the remainder of class was spent doing sparring that looked quite a bit like Karate - not bad stuff, but certainly nothing special or unique. My own personal feeling was that while this type of sparring may have many benefits, it would not be what I would expect to see in a system which markets itself primarily on "combat effectiveness".