This month we're swinging our Board of Knowledge at the back-end of an art created by a female, for feminine people everywhere. Nope, I'm not talking about Aikido Line Dancing (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60841) this month we're chopping the wang off of Ving Tsun!

"But wait Mr. P", you ask, "It's only a tall tale that Ving Tsun was created by a badger?!" Boy howde, I reply, then why does it so strongly resemble the deer boxing done by little forest creatures in the woods when arguments over whether bears poop there get out of control and someone has to go down? Huh? Answer me that?

Ving Tsun is the style studied by hundreds of thousands of mentally challenged Bruce Lee fans. "Hurr, why they got to be mentally challenged" you drool out onto your tablet PC in response. Because, Bruce himself quit that silly Taiwan Townie style and then trash talked it in numerous TV interviews (especially the 'learning by forms' approach). It'd be like being a fan of Dale Earnhardt and so you run into walls or liking the comedy of Bill hicks so much you listen to Vanilla Ice.

So get your oversized pole out, put brasso on your butterfly knifes, and furiously mook your jong at this, the desperate housewife of Chinese martial arts. Trust me, the minute any halfway in-shape man comes around, she goes down.

Kiddie Black Belts Suck Month would have been so much cooler.

P.S. What is up with the whole Bruce Lee thing? Everyone knows that...

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And there is simply way too much faggotry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFB1esM2JA) in this video montage.

Aww, come on. I was hoping for something new.

After observing his behavior last month, I would not be surprised if Axelton has an aneurysm before the end of this month.

Awesome. LOl Wing Chun and this Ving Tsun... epic!

Why no Jeet Kune Do sucks month? Also, it's VIKING CHUN.

After observing his behavior last month, I would not be surprised if Axelton has an aneurysm before the end of this month.

:seppuku: ...:coffee:

Axleton does Wing Chun. He shouldn't be upset!

Oh, I mook my jong, alright.

I mook my jong furiously EVERY DAY.

What ever happened to Karate sucks month? What about Kuk Sool Won sucks month? How about Silat sucks month? JKD sucks months would've been interesting. Its like we've beat the horse to death and now we've reanimated it so that we can beat it some more.

BTW is there a committee that gets to select the undesirable and comical martial arts of each month? If so I'd love to weigh in on the choices...

This is just a pilot to _ing _un sucks year with a different spelling every month, Phrost is just testing the audience. I think it is going to be awesome.

When do we get Everything Except BJJ sucks month?

What ever happened to Karate sucks month? What about Kuk Sool Won sucks month? How about Silat sucks month? JKD sucks months would've been interesting. Its like we've beat the horse to death and now we've reanimated it so that we can beat it some more.

There are plenty of months between now and the insect apocalypse.

I wonder if we'll ever see a "BJJ sucks month" or a "The Gracies suck month," where people actually down on with same intensity as they do Ving Tsun.

Though if I do remember correctly you guys did have a MMA sucks month.

This is just a pilot to _ing _un sucks year with a different spelling every month, Phrost is just testing the audience. I think it is going to be awesome.


With all that practice, he may actually get it right eventually.