If it comes to prison, I am sure anyone can make a lot of "Friends" there. HerLesson, the only time money leaves her hands is when she has tapped everyone else out and she needs a new outfit. If that couch goes on ebay, i am offering 20 bucks. Of course i would burn it. If that couch could talk....eww. nevermind.

I hope folks at COL are squirreling money away. That would be the smartest thing they have done since joining. She tries every angle. IF you have money, she befriends you then beats you into submission and when that doesn't exactly work, she tries little bits of humiliation. Then when THAT doesn't exactly work, she confides in you, or promises this and that. Then when she has received her money and realizes you could be a resource, then she thinks of creative ways to what appears like a balanced teacher/student relationship and then you are her best friend on the outside.

While her scheming and lying have done nothing really to her credit, she should write a book. A credible one. NO ghost writing. A book stating how anyone can manipulate, con, etc others into handing over their lives, their time, their money. What her tactics are, how she lied to cover another lie and then cant keep the lies straight and becomes clueless about truth and reality. How she can look people in the eye and drain them. How she can sleep at night after swindling honest, decent people. How she twists the truth, gives false hope, invents facial remedies.

I'll take Cult Leaders for $500, Jack.

If that pudgy old woman goes to prison, then for sure she'll be someone's "bitch", because she isn't going to be top dog there. Those doing a long stretch aren't going to take crap from her, and she isn't going to get respect, no way. Of course, she'll probably try and start some class in meditation or self defense, but I don't think that will go over too well.

I think if you get the couch TakeYourKin, I'd get it steam cleaned.

As far as book writing, she apparently did start one before I met her. She showed me the first 3-4 pages of it, about her running from bombs in Korea. Her masterpiece was in plastic pages in a ring binder and I don't think she had worked on it for quite a while. I think even those few pages were ghost written.

The more I read about her escapades, dalliances, and quirky behavior in California, the more I thank the universe for saving me from the fate of being under her thumb.

One more thing, if anyone knows this phrase from a fairly recent book we will be best friends. :O)

"shiny shiny, 5 dolla"

HerLesson, speaking of dogs, people clean up after their dogs. I guess BIG POO expects people to clean up her waste as well. In so doing, I believe she has equated herself with our "dumb friends". Although I am sure my dog is much smarter and actually doesn't expect me to clean up after her. Labeling that pudgy, kankled, washed-up, POO a dog is a disservice to pets everywhere. I am still laughing about the piranha eating the horse.

I think Great Grandmaster Kankle POO has an Alice Cooper complex when it comes to bodily waste. Whew, what a nutjob.

FailedStudent, for Christmas I am sending COL a hazmat suit. The TYK Kit should include at least a poopie bag, latex gloves, a nose mask, hand sanitizer, Holy Water and air freshener. Let's keep our cities clean. :)
I'd add "bug" repellent to kill off both the listening devices she has in her buildings and any contagious microbes from the other "bug".

Maybe too, a holy card with a picture of St. "John".

Failed Student, i think that old kankled hag is already someone's beeeotch! OURS! HA HA!!! She is just too damn stupid to know it. tick tick tick

okay, i will add LICE remover as well as some squelching device. Can you really see the 666 birthmark on her ass?

Take Your Kin -

In one of your previous posts, you asked how to get the ability to send private messages. I think it takes a hell of a lot of posts, so I fast tracked it by plunking down twenty bucks to become a supporting member. I had thought the threshold was 50 posts, but apparently not.

It's worth it, and I'd look forward to being in contact with you behind the scenes, as I am now with quite a few other "Failed Students" and interested parties.

Hey, thanks for the tip. This might be the best 20 bucks ever spent for that gonif. :O)

Hey, thanks for the tip. This might be the best 20 bucks ever spent for that gonif. :O)

Or as my people say, "strega, pazza strega"

I only have about 291 posts and I have been able to receive "private messages". I wish I would have known about the 20 bucks.

The two Kim's have something in common... Their minions make up for their lack of talent/effort

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html

That 38 under par for 18 holes means "dear leader" carded two or less on every hole. I'm impressed - LOL!

Hey, 20 bucks is nothing. Chica, I wouldn't manipulate that out of you and CHEAT the system. :O) we can still be BFF's. I hope my avatar is being designed right now. Something suitable, clever like all of yours, and smacks that pudgy cheek of POO.

There are more of us that are on the outside who think she is nothing than there are those on the inside who think she is everything. HEY COL'ers, if she is giving you stock options instead of salary or honest pay, tell her no thanks. Demand cash. It has worked well for her.

I keep thinking of creating a SNL-type skit depicting her. Someone mentioned Mrs Kwan..."foxy lady, do anyTING you like..." My buds and I used to mimic her all the time. She was hilarious. The wonderful Alex Borstein. She is truly talented. I think we should print "FREE COL" bumper stickers in the same fashion as FREE TIBET. Not making light of the atrocities occurring there but something that raises the awareness. Maybe a benefit concert, a car wash, baking sale.

Here are some other bumper stickers/shirts/pin ideas. Some are stupid as hell, here goes:

tyk is coming, look busy
one hit wonder
POO proof your house, have children
I owe, I owe it's off to COL I go...
I'd rather be doing...anything
Have you seen me (includes a picture)
I joined COL and all I got was this lousy T shirt
Give your kids a belt! The POO way
Super Duper Greatest Grandmaster Doctor Poo Super Model, EVER
I hear voices...most of them are right
IRS is for a-- holes
Foxy Poo
will blow flute for $$
Have you seen my heart?
I lost my heart/mind/finances in COL
Spending my kids inheritance...at COL
REPORT CULT FRAUD
I'm with stupid----->
what has more teeth than Great Britain....
POO the other white meat
Report any discourtesy at ### ### ####
dog catcher
the gong show, starring....POO
Certificates? we don't need no stinking certificates...
GOT ILK?
you can fool some of the people some of the time, you can fool yourself all of the time
Americas most unwanted
Wanted: Pudgy woman 5'1", 150lbs, Hair:wig, Eyes: behind her head, goes by any name...
I was once a man, now "look and die"
If Poo says it, then it must be true.....to her
POO, inmate #01 666 6969 1313
Klassy
Got Money?
Bestest flute player, EVER!
Insanity Defense?
Question Authority, or just really short pudgy women
KWEEN of Kankles
HOT Kankles

i@@@f it pleases everyone, let's all contribute something to this list. I am sure there are better out there :O)

After reading these It appears some are intended for COL'ers. Most are for you know who and not slamming the unfortunate individuals who may or may not know they are in a cult. So please take it as directed toward the POO

And in yet another attempt to correct my previous post, or at least clarify it, I should have stated that even though what appears to slam COL'ers it is just the opposite. Anyway, not sure if my system is down. No one posted today. Hope all are well.

Okay, so the 60 + more Tshirt ideas/sayings i have might be best for another time. If TYK was to view your relationship with your mother with a decent human heart, she would know that the best thing to do, is for TYK to tell your mom to try to mend the relationship as it is with her children. Familial bonds are important. While there are no guarantees, it would at least benefit TYK and those around her who view her, watch her, idolize her, to see that she has any sense of what is important.

COL'ers. My apologies to you if you are receiving any punishment. I direct my slamming toward tyk. Mostly in the attempt to expose her. If you are being punished for what someone else is thinking and then relaying, then she isn't protecting you. Who am I that I would cause a threat to her and then you are being punished? I would expect more from any leader. If you were to look at this situation with a critical eye, you would see that her ego overrides her id. Take her ego out of the picture. If I were subserviant in any group that had a human as the leader and I was taking a licking for that persons ego, that would raise some flags.

If I relay a confidence I expect it to be kept confidential. If I foolishly pay money to someone who has such ill regard for me, I would stop supporting that person. Ask yourselves, can you really trust anyone that defies your confidence? When you realized that you deserve better treatment than a robot, that you are not an ATM, did the "energy bond" you have with tyk, suffice and overshadow your doubts? How is that energy bond really working for you? If this energy is so wonderful, then I would expect it to be darn near perfect.

If the mere mention of tyk's visible attributes can cause someone to want to puke, is it only because that they no longer share the engergy bond or is it because they are a free thinker and memories of tyk cause them pain because of what tyk did to them personally and those they love. What is it going to take for you personally to pull the blinds off of your own eyes? You are no more enlightened than anybody else. God created us equally and to serve HIM, not her. When you realized that you had questions and you stuffed those away, you were selling out. TYK didn't do that to you. You did. You may be in a pattern of learned helplessness. It isn't up to her. It is up to you. Who is your creator? She cares not for those that serve her and she profits from your labor. Where is your pay off? How has she proved to you that you are able to trust her? I don't trust anyone who causes fear. That loose cannon on a ship firing in all directions should be the last thing you think of each night when you close your eyes.

chica, I think you of all people would know about children being called a devil..in one way or another.

Children are inquisitive, questioning, and aren't satisfied with status quo. This doesn't sit well with her, obviously.