In memory of Axelton, who unfortunately is no longer with us, I present this teaser from Part 2 in his honor:

After becoming sufficiently comfortable with the Crescent Step, we were taught the Isshin-Ryu Straight Punch. Now, you have to understand the Isshin-Ryu punch is fundamentally dissimilar to the reverse punch taught in most karate schools and not even on the same radar as the boxing jab. Thrown off the hip without any sort of rotation and the thumb resting atop the fist, the Isshin-Ryu punch eerily resembles Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, but with stiffer knees. The idea here was the punches snapped back faster than corkscrew punches, could be thrown in rapid succession, and as a neat little bonus, the thumb knuckle could slip in between the ribs and strike the xyphoid process.

i'll show you something epic !!
Great, one post on the forum in 2 years and it's about his penis. :ingun:

Great, one post on the forum in 2 years and it's about his penis. :ingun:
As least he's consistent.

Boyd, that's the best title for a Lifetime Network teledrama I've ever seen. It's the small touches like that that makes you a good writer.

Is the title supposed to be a reference to the Terrance and Philip movie "Not Without My Anus" from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?"

Anyhoo, good story so far.

except it was called "Asses of Fire".

Oh right... "Not Without My Anus" was the April Fool's Day special that aired wayyyyy back in 1998. My bad.

On another note, I hope the next installment of Boyd's story details his relationship with a chubby otaku girl that he met at the karate club, with explicit descriptions of their carnal activities.

Great, one post on the forum in 2 years and it's about his penis. :ingun:


Hey come on I mean there's nothing wrong with a little penis talk in an isshinryu thread

Boyd I think i now hate your mom so maybe make her a little more sympathetic later in the story?

Nice writing style: I'll be waiting anxiously for your next installment SO HURRY THE **** UP!!!

Your mum was sleeping with Mark wasn't she?

Your mum was sleeping with Mark wasn't she?
She was cheating on me!?!?!?! :5brokenhe

Bad joke, I know.:BangHead:

When I was 10 years old I started training in Isshinryu. The instructor told me I had a great kiai, and that developing it into a truly fearsome gut-bark would not only tighten various sphincters on deployment (enabling me to resist the damaging effects of kicks and punches) but potentially stun opponents into brief immobility, while they stood there and tried to sort out why some kid just shouted HOOG! at them I suppose.

After being awarded my second green stripe they tried to get me to spar and I cried. Not like a battle cry where I went HOOG!! and punched the other kid in the face, but baby-cry wah-wah ***** tears.

I cried a lot around then - my mom would leave me waiting for her in the parking lot of the YMCA at night for hours after the class ended, and I was scared. When some of the kinder older students noticed and stayed after class to wait in the parking lot with me, I cried out of shame, for having such a shitty mom.

White belt with two green stripes is as far as I got.

In a year, I would start aikido.

^^^^

You see Boyd

That's spme good writing

So, the epic event was that Ronin has returned to bullshido, right?

So, the epic event was that Ronin has returned to bullshido, right?
Yes, still talking about his pee pee.

Next chapter please!

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