Waffles, sodomy, and a cigar.


This directly relates to Goldmember.

Bong, Blintz, and Blumpkins.

Now you have a party.

But the Koreans tell us that they invented martial arts after Extra Terrestrials came down and ass pounded their cows. Or maybe they taught the Egyptians and Macedonians how to fight.
Korea invemted cows.

Mostly so they could kick them in the face.

Korea also invented face.

Just for kicking.

Bong, Blintz, and Blumpkins.

Now you have a party.

That just may be the theme of a TD next year.

Korea invemted cows.

Mostly so they could kick them in the face.

Korea also invented face.

Just for kicking.

And they, in turn, invented Chuck Norris, for glorious Roundhouse kicking, and sodomy!

Ancient Egyptian martial arts:


http://www.sdcoe.k12.ca.us/score/things/graphics/Wrestling/new/Wrestlers2%20Khety02.jpg

http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mummy-curse.jpg

'Baddest Santa can't decide is Lebell is Toki or Sgwisgar. O RLY? (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/converse.php?u=71668&u2=24854)'

enlighten me plz.

'Baddest Santa can't decide is Lebell is Toki or Sgwisgar. O RLY? (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/converse.php?u=71668&u2=24854)'

enlighten me plz.


Uhm... this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dethklok ?

'Baddest Santa can't decide is Lebell is Toki or Sgwisgar. O RLY? (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/converse.php?u=71668&u2=24854)'

enlighten me plz.



Not sure if you get Adult Swim over there in the Netherlands, but there is a show called Metalocalypse, and there are two Scandinavian guitarists, who speak broken English. For some reason, every post I see of yours makes me think of the show, even though you aren't Scandinavian.

http://www.adultswim.com/shows/metalocalypse/index.html

hhaha thats pretty kewl.
i can look scandinavian when i bleach my hair.
do you want me to bleach my hair?

Well, Toki has brown hair.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/yoshikid619/toki.png

thats pretty awesome, i wish i could do that.

Dethklok? I don't know... I always pictured Lebell as a blend of Sponge Bob and Goldmember with some mean BJJ...

scratch the mean bjj dude.
im an old crippled man, my last roll was with jackrusher and it was emberassing, i couldnt even bridge or change position cos of the stupid back.
standup is slightly less worse.
BUT im on a yoga diet and it is improving.
soon i'll be wrestling fat black chicks again!!!

soon i'll be wrestling fat black chicks again!!!


That's Squerli's job.

scratch the mean bjj dude.

im an old crippled man,

Dude, I've been meaning to ask, how old are you? And what happened to your back?



position cos of the stupid back.
standup is slightly less worse.


Have you tried acupuncture? It helps with the recovery rate at least pain-wise.


soon i'll be wrestling fat black chicks again!!!
Chubby black women? You sound like me at night clubs.

Next year, if things go to plan, I'd like to have mini throwdown at SanAn TX. If things DO go to plan (which is a 50 50 at this point,) pack your Dutch clogs and swing on by.