I have an archery tournament this weekend and I don't especially want to go. I know I'll shoot well and place well, that isn't the problem. The problem is, and it's a growing frustration I'm having with these tournaments, is that I have to wait for everyone else to shoot too.

The first day starts at nine at will probably end around three, and during which I'll shoot 72 arrows for score, divided into 12 ends of four minutes apiece. That's 48 minutes of shooting, maybe an hour for lunch, and 4 hours and 12 minutes of sitting the **** around.

Why? Because seven-year-olds compete too. Seven-year-olds shoot something like nine meters and I think the 8 - 10 year olds shoot 30 max, maybe even less than that. They all shoot threes or fours or miss the target completely, but that still doesn't stop them from taking more time to add up their goddamn scores than the adult men walking ninety meters to the target and back.

That's the reason, hand to fucking God. A full FITA of 144 arrows can be shot in less than a day without these little punks around, but as soon as they come and ruin everything with their slow math it takes a good chunk out of the entire fucking weekend.

My proposal is that everyone shoots a FITA at the beginning of the year, and they use that score to determine your place in elimination matches. Elimination matches consist of twelve arrows and last about ten minutes. That's it. Tournaments can be done in an afternoon and the best part is if you get eliminated early you can just leave immediately. None of this staying around when you're three hundred points behing first place like in a FITA. Some archers say they don't want to travel 300 miles to buttfuck Tulare to shoot ORs, and I agree. Hold them locally and you won't have to drive 300 miles anywhere.

Why can't the NAA hire me to plan their tournaments?

So weren't you suposed to be dead or am I once again getting all your names fucked up?

HAHAHA

While waiting for your turn, shoot the seven year olds instead.

why has no one been banned after the last charade?

I have an archery tournament this weekend and I don't especially want to go. I know I'll shoot well and place well, that isn't the problem. The problem is, and it's a growing frustration I'm having with these tournaments, is that I have to wait for everyone else to shoot too.

The first day starts at nine at will probably end around three, and during which I'll shoot 72 arrows for score, divided into 12 ends of four minutes apiece. That's 48 minutes of shooting, maybe an hour for lunch, and 4 hours and 12 minutes of sitting the **** around.

Why? Because seven-year-olds compete too. Seven-year-olds shoot something like nine meters and I think the 8 - 10 year olds shoot 30 max, maybe even less than that. They all shoot threes or fours or miss the target completely, but that still doesn't stop them from taking more time to add up their goddamn scores than the adult men walking ninety meters to the target and back.

That's the reason, hand to fucking God. A full FITA of 144 arrows can be shot in less than a day without these little punks around, but as soon as they come and ruin everything with their slow math it takes a good chunk out of the entire fucking weekend.

My proposal is that everyone shoots a FITA at the beginning of the year, and they use that score to determine your place in elimination matches. Elimination matches consist of twelve arrows and last about ten minutes. That's it. Tournaments can be done in an afternoon and the best part is if you get eliminated early you can just leave immediately. None of this staying around when you're three hundred points behing first place like in a FITA. Some archers say they don't want to travel 300 miles to buttfuck Tulare to shoot ORs, and I agree. Hold them locally and you won't have to drive 300 miles anywhere.

Why can't the NAA hire me to plan their tournaments?

Take up Muay Thai. You'll be eliminated much more swiftly.

zombies am suck at archery.

It's a shame you aren't sick of posting.

So weren't you suposed to be dead or am I once again getting all your names fucked up?

I think s/he is getting his or her alternate identities and backs tories mixed up

why has no one been banned after the last charade?


What would be the reason - stupidly poor taste?

What would be the reason - stupidly poor taste?

Being one of the few people to grace this board and actually get on my nerves.

Can we just kill one of them...or if we kill one do thay all go away? Wait...did i say that out loud?

I have an archery tournament this weekend
Quick question... statistically, how many arrows would you have to shoot for one to explode and kill you like in your "hilarious" troll?
Also, can you buy specially altered ones that have a higher percentage chance of exploding and killing you? You know, like in the laff-riot of a troll you guys made.
Also, If you can work out how many arrows it would take to assplode into you and such like, I think I can get a few people to contribute, provided you get someone to film it. Obviously, the caveat on this is that it has to culminate in splodey-crack-snap dead MJS.:tongue3:
Give it some thought.

I take comfort in the fact that, after the last troll job, Sirc has dragged MJS down to his level of idiocy.

Not that MJS was standing high above it in the first place.

You both suck as posters. Have a nice day.

=MEGA JESUS-SAMA]The first day starts at nine at will probably end around three, and during which I'll shoot 72 arrows for score, divided into 12 ends of four minutes apiece. That's 48 minutes of shooting, maybe an hour for lunch, and 4 hours and 12 minutes of sitting the **** around.
Why? Because other seven-year-olds compete too. Fixed that for you.

Oh yeah, and:

...Why can't the NAA hire me to plan their tournaments? I'd support this idea, provided they hire you to work on a distant (pirate) island without Internet connection.

Fixed that for you.

Oh yeah, and:
I'd support this idea, provided they hire you to work on a distant (pirate) island without Internet connection.


Or as one of the targets in the elite division.