oh noes! not kevin sorboes!

http://ashidakim.proboards77.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1180752493&page=1#1180752493

Aikidogirl has bid the ninjers goodbye,

supposedly to go train in death valley.

After several PM's, she came to belive I shared her beliefs and goals.

She has confided in me that she is taking time out at Master Kim's request,

He has grown tired of the heat she is bringing on the board and the embarrassment her posts are causing.

He, according to her, has hopes that her absence will cause the trolls to lose interest and move on.

She is upset that he has marginalised her in this manner,

however, even against sound advice, still is in love with him and hopes her obedience will regain his favor.

One of her posts refrences a bullshido member that she has exchanged PM's with in hopes of causing concern.

I'm the one she PM'ed, and theres no need to be concerned,

I trolled the living **** out of her until she wouldn't give any more info.


I remain,

FFF

If she is on the level and not a troll of epic proportions, then I actually feel sorry for her because she seems to fit the classic profile of a cult follower/victim. If she is a troll, then I salute her for a job well done.

ColonolPong, most excellent news story. Now please excuse me, because I must go do some push ups.

If she is on the level and not a troll of epic proportions, then I actually feel sorry for her because she seems to fit the classic profile of a cult follower/victim. If she is a troll, then I salute her for a job well done.
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She's not trolling on the AK boards,

she's really that vacuous.

So I finally got around to getting past my ban and seeing what's up.

Apparently all I missed is Ashida Kim riding his own ass and doing dollar-store magic tricks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F3tJHuZDIo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F3tJHuZDIo



Does he do birthdayparties aswell?

Does he do birthdayparties aswell?

Only up to the age of 5,

after that, they see him for the fraud that he is.

ashida kim,if you are reading this:i'd love to have you on my birthdayparty,ive read on your site you have a german student,thats pretty nearby,does he do magictricks too?

i'm willing to pay upfront and i swear that if you're not amusing, you will not end up like that clown last year...ive grown since and i take angermanagemantclasses.

pm me sometimes ok?

Poor Clown,

Death by prolapsed rectum.

I challange AK to a ninja death match with hula-hoops and ping-pong balls at the nearest Chuckie Cheese!!


After all his birthday party commitments, of course

I challange AK to a ninja death match with hula-hoops and ping-pong balls at the nearest Chuckie Cheese!!


After all his birthday party commitments, of course

That levitation trick is easy,

Even at my size I have done it many times,

I just head over to Taco Bell and get 3 burrito supremes....

Poor Clown,

Death by prolapsed rectum.

you bet ya....costed me two baseball bats...i hate clowns who arent funny,that just sets me off.

ColonolPong, most excellent news story. Now please excuse me, because I must go do some push ups.


TY, its from last weekends issue of "The weekly pest" which is my own electronic newspaper. I have just over a hundred subscribers so its small time hobby at the moment, but ive started using it as a tool to point people towards bullshido.

We need to recruit more brave warriors to aid us in the fight against ninjerism.

Also, i do feel kinda sorry for aikidogirl if she is not a troll, being shunned by her own crew cause we liked bagging on her. Not that she didnt cause that with her own posts etc.
On the plus side, maybe on her warrriors journey through death valley or whatever the fuckj it is , she will see the light and return to the boards only as a mighty troll to slay AK online, once and for all.
Hold it... maybe she is THE ONE we have been waiting for?
A fanatical servant of the ubermeister of all LARPing is exiled. She bravess many hardships and has many coming of age experiences as she journeys through life. Eventually, she has an epiphany and returns to bring down the evil she once served...
Sound like just about every bad movie ever made?

Edit: Oh yes, and she will need to come across some wise old hermit/sensei who will talk dumb **** out of his ass and get her to stand on one leg and stuff

maybe on her warrriors journey through death valley or whatever the fuckj it is , she will see the light and return to the boards only as a mighty troll to slay AK online, once and for all.

Maybe her journey through Death Valley will end on the business side of a Tijuana Donkey Show

Maybe her journey through Death Valley will end on the business side of a Tijuana Donkey Show

From I understand about her.... it probably will...

From I understand about her.... it probably will...


All of 6 posters wished her adieu out of the whole board,


5 of which are the other major post whores.


Maybe they're hoping for pictures of the Secret Ninja Donkey Mating Ritual.

All of 6 posters wished her adieu out of the whole board,


5 of which are the other major post whores.


Maybe they're hoping for pictures of the Secret Ninja Donkey Mating Ritual.
For $5 and a two drink minimum they can just go on over to TJ and see for themselves.

Did AK himself wish her adieu?

Maybe they're hoping for pictures of the Secret Ninja Donkey Mating Ritual.
t3h d34dly Donkey Punch? :new_shock