Airman Kai
5/08/2007 10:47pm,
Wing Chun, or WC as his friends called him, was a most mysterious and slappy entity.
Young WC was born in the Lol Rofl Wtf Gayzorz!!!!111!1 region of northern China. He practiced his own form of slap-fighting against the forest spirits that inhabited his local area, and while he was still a boy, he had the opportunity to show off his flappy, graceful movements.
A kung fu nun stumbled through his neck of the woods one day, most assuredly running from the destruction of her monastery. He helped her to safety, and in return, she told him of her plight. Her monastery, it seemed, had been sacked by the evil Decepticons of the Qing Dynasty.
WC immediately pledged his support to the fight against the Decepticons, but the nun was unsure if the young boy would be of any help, or if he would just get pwned. To prove his worth, WC grabbed the nun's hand, and rushed her outside to his forest, where he sought an opponent. WC soon came upon a garden snake and a crane fighting one another. WC, readied his stance, steadied his breath, and leapt into battle. After much pecking, biting, and chain punching, WC emerged the victor, bloodied but proud.
The nun saw the young boy's skill and determination, and yielded to his request to join the fight against the Decepticons. They journeyed to the capitol city, and began their operation to take down the Qing Dynasty.
WC had an idea, a plan to cover their attempts at sabotage. He gathered the most emo musicians he could find, and created a band called Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Using his new band as a cover, he gathered skilled assassins and saboteurs into a group know as the Autobots. With the Autobots posing as members of the band's entourage, they moved about the city without fear of stoppage. WC taught all he knew to the Autobots, and soon, they were all the most feared slappers in the capitol.
WC and his Autobots were highly successful in their attacks on the Decepticons, with Optimus Prime nearly killing Megatron several times, but in the end, they never made enough progress to end the Qing Decepticons rule over China. Slapping just didn't seem to have the dynasty ending power they thought it would. It seemed that time was the worst enemy of the Qing Dynasty, and its failure to adapt ended up being the Decepticons downfall.
After the end of the Cybertronian war, there wasn't much else for WC to do but settle down and teach his style for cold, hard cash. He met a man named Yip, and although Yip had an annoying speech pattern (he kept calling everybody "man"), WC took him under his wing and imparted to him the art of slapping.
After many years, WC had garnered many students, but Yip was still his best student. WC decided that he could leave his school in the capable hands of Yip while he visited his home forest all the way across China. WC told Yip to care for the school and admit no new students. Yip agreed, and WC returned home.
1 year later, WC returned, but found that he had been betrayed by Yip. Yip had gone behind his back and trained another student, and one that was now an actor, no less. WC demanded an explanation, but Yip responded that now HE was the master, and would not apologize.
Facing off at the top of Mount Doom, WC and Yip fought a slap duel that students still talk about today. In the end, WC's age got the best of him, and Yip managed to flail enough to cause WC to fall into the fiery pits of Mount Doom, never to be seen again.
Now the last remaining master of Slapping, he rejoiced at the prospect of being on top of the slap-fighting world, but soon he faced regret at the killing of his master. In an effort to repent, he named the slap style after his murdered master, Wing Chun. His students would then forever be known as Chunners.
Unfortunately, disgruntled ex-students vandalized the school, and even today the sign merely reads "_ing _un."
Wing Chun, we will always remember your flappiness.
Young WC was born in the Lol Rofl Wtf Gayzorz!!!!111!1 region of northern China. He practiced his own form of slap-fighting against the forest spirits that inhabited his local area, and while he was still a boy, he had the opportunity to show off his flappy, graceful movements.
A kung fu nun stumbled through his neck of the woods one day, most assuredly running from the destruction of her monastery. He helped her to safety, and in return, she told him of her plight. Her monastery, it seemed, had been sacked by the evil Decepticons of the Qing Dynasty.
WC immediately pledged his support to the fight against the Decepticons, but the nun was unsure if the young boy would be of any help, or if he would just get pwned. To prove his worth, WC grabbed the nun's hand, and rushed her outside to his forest, where he sought an opponent. WC soon came upon a garden snake and a crane fighting one another. WC, readied his stance, steadied his breath, and leapt into battle. After much pecking, biting, and chain punching, WC emerged the victor, bloodied but proud.
The nun saw the young boy's skill and determination, and yielded to his request to join the fight against the Decepticons. They journeyed to the capitol city, and began their operation to take down the Qing Dynasty.
WC had an idea, a plan to cover their attempts at sabotage. He gathered the most emo musicians he could find, and created a band called Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Using his new band as a cover, he gathered skilled assassins and saboteurs into a group know as the Autobots. With the Autobots posing as members of the band's entourage, they moved about the city without fear of stoppage. WC taught all he knew to the Autobots, and soon, they were all the most feared slappers in the capitol.
WC and his Autobots were highly successful in their attacks on the Decepticons, with Optimus Prime nearly killing Megatron several times, but in the end, they never made enough progress to end the Qing Decepticons rule over China. Slapping just didn't seem to have the dynasty ending power they thought it would. It seemed that time was the worst enemy of the Qing Dynasty, and its failure to adapt ended up being the Decepticons downfall.
After the end of the Cybertronian war, there wasn't much else for WC to do but settle down and teach his style for cold, hard cash. He met a man named Yip, and although Yip had an annoying speech pattern (he kept calling everybody "man"), WC took him under his wing and imparted to him the art of slapping.
After many years, WC had garnered many students, but Yip was still his best student. WC decided that he could leave his school in the capable hands of Yip while he visited his home forest all the way across China. WC told Yip to care for the school and admit no new students. Yip agreed, and WC returned home.
1 year later, WC returned, but found that he had been betrayed by Yip. Yip had gone behind his back and trained another student, and one that was now an actor, no less. WC demanded an explanation, but Yip responded that now HE was the master, and would not apologize.
Facing off at the top of Mount Doom, WC and Yip fought a slap duel that students still talk about today. In the end, WC's age got the best of him, and Yip managed to flail enough to cause WC to fall into the fiery pits of Mount Doom, never to be seen again.
Now the last remaining master of Slapping, he rejoiced at the prospect of being on top of the slap-fighting world, but soon he faced regret at the killing of his master. In an effort to repent, he named the slap style after his murdered master, Wing Chun. His students would then forever be known as Chunners.
Unfortunately, disgruntled ex-students vandalized the school, and even today the sign merely reads "_ing _un."
Wing Chun, we will always remember your flappiness.