Examples?

Fakes/feints

depends on what your target is. Fake doubles always work for me.

Ah yeah... that fair enough. Prolly a better strat then the "charge" one I seemed to be using in that first fight...

Something I do in the gym, but seem to forget about during competition. Better drill more...

Ah yeah... that fair enough. Prolly a better strat then the "charge" one I seemed to be using in that first fight...

Something I do in the gym, but seem to forget about during competition. Better drill more...

There can't be too many fakes in TKD, I don't think. I guess extended shuffle work at the start of attacks or in the middle of a combo are the best one could do.

Nice back kicks, but same critique as always...get aggressive. Your opponent sucked. Literally. And he was a fatty. A big fatty. A slow fatty.

You should have knocked him on his ass several times during that match.

My coach always used to tell me that it didn't matter if I'd won on points if I hadn't dropped my opponent to his ass at least once a fight.

Who ever said winning isn't everything was absolutely right.

You must demonstrate your absolute and total domination of your opponent.

Analysis:

1) Cut weight so you can go to a lower weight class with fewer fatties.
2) Get your BB so you can fight people with talent.
3) Get aggressive. Practice push kicking through people. Get aggressive. Don't masturbate for a month.

Nice back kicks, but same critique as always...get aggressive. Your opponent sucked. Literally. And he was a fatty. A big fatty. A slow fatty.

You should have knocked him on his ass several times during that match.

My coach always used to tell me that it didn't matter if I'd won on points if I hadn't dropped my opponent to his ass at least once a fight.

Who ever said winning isn't everything was absolutely right.

You must demonstrate your absolute and total domination of your opponent.

Analysis:

1) Cut weight so you can go to a lower weight class with fewer fatties.
2) Get your BB so you can fight people with talent.
3) Get aggressive. Practice push kicking through people. Get aggressive. Don't masturbate for a month.

1. ok
2. done
3. agressive... ok... masturbation... might be a problem. I have an addiction...

A whole month!!!??? :flipando: How do you get your nuts to fit in your cup after going that long?

You wear a cup?

You wear a cup?


Its more of a beer stein , but safety first.

Its more of a beer stein, but safety first.



Considering that 'little' swelling episode, I would think you would need a pony keg at the very least.


:qswim:

Considering that 'little' swelling episode, I would think you would need a pony keg at the very least.




LOL. Yeah I know. I now have a wicked purple scar that looks like a third nipple.

LOL. Yeah I know. I now have a wicked purple scar that looks like a third nipple.

Ball-sack nipples?

EEEWWWWWW!