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GoldenJonas
4/18/2007 9:04am,
Manufacturer: Liquor Good Beverages, Inc., Sanford, Florida

Size: 12 fluid oz.

Flavors: Original (Cherry?)

Available in Sugar Free: No

Date of Review: April 18, 2007

Price: $2.49

Flavor Reviewed: Original (Cherry?)

Where Purchased: 7-11

Website: http://liquorgood.com/home.php

Ingredients:
Serving Size –12 oz.
Bottle Size – 12 oz
Caffeine – Not Much
Calories – 140
Proprietary Blend – None
Other Supplements – 2000mg
American Ginseng
Vitamin B3 (niacin)
Vitamin B6
Vitamin B12
Pantothenic Acid
Carbohydrates –29 g
(Sugar, 25 g)

Taste Rating Scale is 1 (absolute shite) through 10 (tastes like happy)

Taste: 3 – Worthless. For the price you can get any one of a dozen better tasting energy drinks with much more caffeine than this useless pink bottle of over sweetened cherry juice.


Note to Liquor Good Beverages, Inc. – Hot Chicks DO NOT make a shitty energy drink better. Work on making a drink that is enjoyable to digest AND THEN put porno chicks on the bottle to attract drunk guys and experimental girls…..oh, OK, here you go…

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-2/1153051/LGGirls.jpg

To be fair to the three other girls, the only one I know for sure is a a "porno chick" is Xxxena (she's on the bottom left). Be warned, her website is NSFW.

After Taste: 7 – Yup, and I couldn’t find the bleach to make it go away fast enough.

Effects Rating Scale is 1 (water) through 10 (check in to rehab NOW!)

Energy Boost: 1 – None, zippo, zinch, nadda, useless, I want my damn $2.50 back!!! The only reason I gave it a one is because there is sugar in the bottle.

Side Effects/Crash: 2 – None.


This is also pretty cute (sarcasm intended)...if you flip the bottle upside down and cover half of the trademarked image you get this...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-2/1153051/liquorGood(a).jpg

GET IT!!!!!??? Liquor Good....Lick - Her - Good....yeah I knew you would...