Don't know how old this is, just found it now.
http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/data/2/DoritosAsia.jpg
http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/5358/cat/2

well ain't that a kick in the nuts.

holy **** i can't stop laughing at that ****. too funny! i want that on a t-shirt.

Sorry I can't help you, I don't speak or read Japanese. But I do speak Chinese and can read a little. The first two characters that start the line going down on the right hand side are the characters for "electricity" and "air, breathing, etc" the second character can also be read as ki, chi (yes the mystic kind). But you will need a Japanese speaker to get an accurate translation for sure.

Don't know how old this is, just found it now.
http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/data/2/DoritosAsia.jpg
http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/5358/cat/2
The first sentence on theright (Japanese is read right to left ) is "Yellow Jumpsuit JKD" The second sentence is "longest weapon is closest target" - weapon being the word mixed up with Chi by the previous poster and presumably a reference to something phalic. No wonder Bruce screamed like a girl when fighting. Clearly JKD now comes in snack size and is sponsored by Doritos.

LOL, nice.

It says, "electric massage revival."



really.




Why, I have no idea.

It says:

Ajinomoto does this to you.

I'd guess that the orange man is Doritos, and the man in yellow is your digestive system.

I'd guess that the orange man is Doritos, and the man in yellow is your digestive system.

LOL, thanks.

It says, "electric massage revival."



really.




Why, I have no idea.

An "electric massage" is the Japanese term for crushing the balls with your feet. Honestly.

Those dudes on the pack are famous Japanese characters called "taitskun", or "Tights Guys". Here's their official website:

http://taitsukun.com/index.html

That Doritos pack was a tie in for something.

That's all I know.

http://taitsukun.com/card/120.gif

http://taitsukun.com/card/118.gif

I see......
Someone else gave me the translation 'electric massage' as well but we didn't know what that meant exactly.

Japanesse are the wierdest people ever

They invented ninjas.

I just sent it to my brother and his Okinawan wife...but it appears you have already got you answers.

"denki anma" translates roughly as "a crotch noogie done with the foot"