I meant 40 hours per week to shoot a hostage taker off a hostage, not blow away some homeless drunk who staggers into your backyard at night.

You insult me sir; I would never waste ammo "blowing away" some poor drunk. I'd garrote them quietly, and bury them next to the others.

What? I don't see Ashida Ryu Ninjitsu in your style field....

Maybe you should look in my backyard . . .

I won't be able to make it until about 3am tonight. Will that work for you? I've got to go drinking with a few buddies first.

I won't be able to make it until about 3am tonight. Will that work for you? I've got to go drinking with a few buddies first.

Dont' forget to wear your ninjer suit.

You know, looking back he was pretty witty. And had good stuff on some of the other firearms threads. I'm going to miss that.

Sad to see an Officer let himself go like that tho'. And he was younger than I would have thought.

I'm not following this one very well at all, I take it someone already ran this kind of post a while back?

Well, I stayed up pretty much all night, bathed in sweat with my SKS clutched to my chest, so when I found some drunk had actually made it over the outer wall and fallen into one of the pit traps in my backyard, the humor of the situation just . . .

A too-lame-to-live attempt at humor; please ignore it. My wee bairn woke me up at 04:30 and I couldn't get back to sleep.

I'm SOOOOOOO temped to register a MrsGOON account anad start a thread about how you shot me dead. But I'm SOOOOO not sirc.

You're way ahead of me! I was going to freak out when you replied back then start a thread to identify "John Doe", with maybe another thread on helpful hints for disposal of lagre, smelly chunks of biological evidence.

Hmm, maybe a useful topic there, if it hasn't been addressed . . .

Freeze the corpse then feed it into a wood chipper into a fast river. Clean the chipper with bleach. Mow, rake, then water your lawn. Dump the clippings well away from where you live.

**** that vapourise it with thermite powder nothing left at all

Feed it to the hogs, but just make sure you strip it of any jewelry first, since an engraved wedding ring in a pile of pig **** will kind of give away what the pigs ate. Pig farmer in Maili, HI found just such a wedding band of a local gangster that had been missing for over a year. Poor HPD divers had to search the whole pool for any identifiable remains. They found nothing.

Feed it to the hogs, but just make sure you strip it of any jewelry first, since an engraved wedding ring in a pile of pig **** will kind of give away what the pigs ate. Pig farmer in Maili, HI found just such a wedding band of a local gangster that had been missing for over a year. Poor HPD divers had to search the whole pool for any identifiable remains. They found nothing.


You're sick! How can you even say that?!

You're sick! How can you even say that?!

And your wood chipper solution is oh so civilized?

And your wood chipper solution is oh so civilized?


Yes, because in these modern times, cruelty to animals is much less civilized than cruelty to people.

Feeding dead ninjers to hogs is cruel. To the hogs.

Give the poor asshole SOME dignity! I thought I had heard of some sick **** in Bosnia, but not even a Serb would even bring something like that up! Eaten by pigs?! You must be some kind of sick freak...:wabdulla

Out Satan, the power of Christ compels you!:biblethum

This is the most derailed thread ever, btw.