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Neildo
2/14/2007 1:56pm,
BNH pwnzors joo.

Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD
2/14/2007 2:01pm,
At least your slightly original, if not mildly entertaining. Now getting away from t3h g4y quips would be wholely original but possibly to far out of your comfort zone. Stick with what sticks you Louie.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/390424708_cd2e807a69_o.jpg

new tag plz

ignatzami
2/14/2007 2:08pm,
Louie San,

I am confused.... why does your style field refer to a Black/Death metal musician currently in jail?

Is it an as-of-yet unknown D34dly martial style?

Is it a cry for attention?

Or do you too wish to dress up like a Hot Topic add and further demean the already sub-par content of this fine board?

Just asking.....

P.S.
The Squid will come for you too one day.

Donkey_Fizzle
2/14/2007 2:24pm,
I did horrible in Engleesh. But that fact was obviously not lost on you. Aren't you the bright penny.

UpaLumpa
2/14/2007 2:31pm,
Are you really so thin skined or are some of the jokes ringing too close to true for your comfort??


Uh no, they're simply not that funny. Failing, while earnestly trying, to be funny is about the worst thing you can do on the internet. Oh, and Oldman34 seems to think being gay would actually be a reasonable thing to make slurs about. Which makes him an utter fag.

OnceLost
2/14/2007 2:32pm,
I went to college to become an English teacher, but then I realized I'd be teaching semi-literate crack-babies like Skidmark Louie. Besides, I figured law enforcement would be safer, 'cause you're allowed to shoot back.

UpaLumpa
2/14/2007 2:35pm,
OnceLost,
The thought that you'd have anything to teach BNH about the english language is cute.
Anyway, a thread can only be considered great if BNH is reincarnated as Gravedigger on it.

Like I said, best thread ever.

OnceLost
2/14/2007 2:39pm,
Well, that's me in a nutshell - always striving to put cute thoughts into your mind.

Call it the cold medicine, but who is BNH?

Neildo
2/14/2007 2:43pm,
Search function tiem, kthxbye.

Donkey_Fizzle
2/14/2007 2:44pm,
BNH is Louie. When you get jumped into the Kool Kids Klub they give you a secret name and a Hello Kitty tattoo to identify you as one of them.

UpaLumpa
2/14/2007 2:45pm,
Who is BNH?

Now we have a new saddest post of them all.
Alas, youngsters.


Not the same, but similarly needed:

Wild flights of fancy make way to suborned,
Heated nights of passion.
Swilling maws of thankless lovers
Sweetly kissing the brow of everlasting end.

But hot summer evenings
Lend to cold winter nights,
The sun-dapped life had ended so soon.

And the lives lost now ply at the darkness,
Swept into ash by wind and fire,
Running down rivers of rotting time.

Or do they see what is approaching,
And accept it?
Fading gracefully

Into the ground.

Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD
2/14/2007 2:48pm,
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/328366706_f14dd65115_o.gif

there is only deathmatch

:911flag:

UpaLumpa
2/14/2007 2:51pm,
Louie is the retarded Hyde version of BNH.
Sadly, even that is too much for some.
It reminds me of the story where one of Zeus' lovers begged to see his real form, only to be killed by his brilliance.

Neildo
2/14/2007 2:52pm,
who is BNH?

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=49098

OnceLost
2/14/2007 2:53pm,
Poetry, is it?


There once was a squid from Nantucket,
With a tentacle so long he could suck it.
He said without grinning,
"Right from the beginning,
If you guys were funny, I'd laugh."

OnceLost
2/14/2007 2:55pm,
Thanks for the clarification.

I believe you're thinking of Semele, Upa...it looks a little like 'Shemale,' but I'm pretty sure Zeus wasn't down for that. Boys, perhaps, and young women, but not both in one body.