I dont see anything wrong with looking for sex anywhere you can. Its not like he raped them or anything, they wanted him. Whatever.

One person I know, used to bang chicks all the time at the school. Kept a bottle of Saki in his desk for when he brought them over.

Crazy things he did? Was at a shopping center and sees a girl he likes. She pulls up to the curb to drop a movie off at a return drop box. When she gets back in the car, he opens up the passenger door, goes through her CDs right away and strikes up some convo. Boned her that week.

Kept a laminated piece of paper with his cell # on it and hung it up on his window when he saw hot girls in cars. Boned chicks this way too.

It aint creepy, its awesomeness, complete awesomeness.

Sounds like the guy preys on young girls..nothing awesome about it at all.

Creepiest? The guy I used to teach kuk sool with. Though he was married he was an absolute perv. I mean, checking out a set of ta-ta's is to be expected, but to be at the point where it is a fixation that prevents training is another thing. And there were always rumors that he was a "looker."

We were working out one time at a fitness center, and one of the other instructor's daughter was on a low excersise bike. While we were going thru technique, he stopped and said "look at her cold black b--sh." He said he wondered if her rack was real.

One of the other assistant instructors whom I trust with my life told me about how he
walked into the dojahng unannounced during odd hours and this guy was getting a
BJ from one of the student's mom.

He was always right. He was never wrong. When I confronted him about this
stuff, his answer was "Every time someone has tried to accuse me of something,
they've never been able to prove it!"

He even mentioned that he got called out on the carpet at his job for sexual harrassment.

He liked bothering you all the time like f--cking with your ears
while you were driving. One of the female students complained because he helped
himself to pulling the back of her shirt out to "see what size shirt she wore so I can
order you the right sized uniform." I got a phone call for that one. I even got questioned by kuk sool's grandmaster over that one. You don't look down anyone's shirt--you ASK them for their size.

So I had enough and left. You can't save a creep. And I didn't want to be known
as the right-hand man to a complete perv. People of low moral character are to
be avoided at all costs.

People have to get over "getting laid", since the people that always get laid are usually fucking the most disgusting things on the planet.

Getting a BJ from a kids mom when she comes to pick the kid up from practice? What, is this fucking high school? All these stories of sex and LARPers getting laid pisses me off.

One of my buddies used to run a game store that sold D and D type games and assc. products. For a while, the next store front was a dojo of some sort. The guy that ran it was a pretty bad case. He'd come out with nunchucks around his neck and give you the fisheye if you took his parking, his students would mill around like the guys from Kobra Kai outside and harrass all the little nerds, **** like that.

One day my buddy got sick of it, and decided to put the agressive in passive aggressive: He had a big peavy PA he'd gotten somewhere, I think becuase his business partner's band practiced in there or something, and he pushed it up to the wall, cranked it, and looped "kung fu fighting" through a LARGE chunk of a business day. The guy came over and tried to start an 'incident' but, instead, got the cops called on him and tresspassed from being a certain distance from the other store - which meant there were many times when he could no longer go in the back of his own dojo or use his own back door, since my friend got all the nerds to watch the guy like a hawk to see if he broke the terms.

Many 8-Step Praying Mantis people give me the creeps. UFC vet, Joel Sutton, used to belong to their "cult."

A Russian guy who's proficient in.... the name of the style escapes me. It's a Russian art that many have compared to really bad aikido.

Oh! The Russian guy studied Systema!

I don't know if it counts as creepy but there was this one guy in my club who came a couple of times who wouldn't bow the normal way, it was the old chinese style bow that you see in kung fu movies. We were going through proper etiquette for a tournament on that particular day and how to bow, and he asked if his bowing was ok.

The instructor who is a small japanese man (but who can throw like a ************) informed him that it meant "Down with the Ting dynasty" or something to that effect. The kid looked like his entire reality had been shattered.

Damn sinophiles...

I know a guy who has been training in MT for a grand total of 2 weeks. He comes up to me the other day and tries to explain to me how to block thigh kicks... with your thigh. I really thought it was quite creative.

I don't know if it counts as creepy but there was this one guy in my club who came a couple of times who wouldn't bow the normal way, it was the old chinese style bow that you see in kung fu movies. We were going through proper etiquette for a tournament on that particular day and how to bow, and he asked if his bowing was ok.

The instructor who is a small japanese man (but who can throw like a ************) informed him that it meant "Down with the Ting dynasty" or something to that effect. The kid looked like his entire reality had been shattered.

Damn sinophiles...
If it is the raised index finger thing, a la Hung Gar, it measns down with the Ch'ing reinstate the ming, etc. He probably saw big trouble in little china. My old kung fu instructor told me that someone had business cards made up to sell Chinese weapons (wu shu/kung fu stuff) and the Chinese characters meant artillery, as in Cannon, etc. Dumbass...

When we used to train Silat in my JKD class there was this guy Pete who was always bragging about his neuro-immunology class in undergrad. Anyway, I'd get paired up with him to do grappling and the dude never wore underwear. :eusa_sick

One day in particular we had to do a choke or something and somehow I ended up pinned under his leg staring at his freakin' crotch. It wouldn't have been so bad but the inside seam of his sweat pants had a huge hole in it! I still don't know how he managed to trap, box and kick in the earlier part of class with out "falling out!":new_Eyecr

That is just plain fucking wrong, damnit. Underwear is mandatory, and if it isn't, it freaking should be.

cups and underwear. fucking northsouth with no cup...

That is just plain fucking wrong, damnit. Underwear is mandatory, and if it isn't, it freaking should be.
It's one of those unsaid, but widely assumed social rules that some people just don't get. Even if they did make it a rule, how would they enforce it? By having your BJJ instructor walk around the room looking down everyone's pants?

I train Bujinkan, so naturally, we get a lot of wankers. See, in Bujinkan, there are some dojos that never train alive, never non-compliant, and not even full-speed. They do everything slowly. Their strike-and-evasion drills look like interpretive dance, and they bring a bad name to Bujinkan. And, anyways, one of these dudes was visiting our dojo, so we start to train. When we train dodges, I punch him. That's what I've done all through my training. Punching when you're told to punch. The guy freaks out, can't dodge in time, gets hit. I don't go full force, we're just drilling, but come on! How is a dodge-and-counter drill supposed to help when you're not even dodging, your just stepping aside? Anyway, he decides to spar with me, and does everything slowly. It's really freaking weird. It's like fighting somebody trapped in slow motion.' Ugh, I hate Bujinkan wankers.

As far as creepy or weird... there is this MMA guy who trains at my wrestling gym. He's an ex-con, I know that, but I don't know much about him, he doesn't talk much. He seemed pretty normal for someone who'd done as much time as he did. I don't know exactly what he was convicted of, but he was in prison when I first came to the gym a few years back. He seemed pretty normal, just a bit reclusive.

But one day, as I'm leaving the gym, going to the train station, I see him buying a hot dog. I don't know exactly what was happening, but the guy at the hot dog stand gives him the hot dog, they talk for a bit, he gets this shocked expression on his face. Suddenly, out of noewhere, he roundhouse kicks the dude's head, bowls the stand over, and runs like a mo-fo. I stop in my tracks, just like... double you tee eff? This hot dog vendor is lying on the ground, completely disoriented, wondering why the Hell he just got round-house kicked in the head. Whatever he was charging for those hot dogs must've been pretty hefty.

cups and underwear. fucking northsouth with no cup...

Groin choke FTW!

I train Bujinkan, so naturally, we get a lot of wankers. See, in Bujinkan, there are some dojos that never train alive, never non-compliant, and not even full-speed. They do everything slowly. Their strike-and-evasion drills look like interpretive dance, and they bring a bad name to Bujinkan.

Seriously?