**** it...I got bored trying to FIND the clip...I got to post 125 and gave up...next time could people start the thread AFTER they have the fucking clip??? Or at least go back to the first post and edit it by adding the link there...apart from post 118 (very nice) the rest of the thread is giving me the shits...I bought a new house today I committed to 430 thousand dollars...I have no patience...excuse me.

Unless of course someone can tell me where the fucking clip!


Just went back and read the background of this kid, on page 1.
Hes got 1 year in the bujinkan ??? no wonder ! Thats like -10 years in bjj.



I can't get over the fact this little dickcheese did a martial art for 1 year and then thought he was "the ****" enough to instruct others and in his own new improved method.

They should build death camps for moron martial artists...

I think it's post 129 or something...

According to the thread tags it's post 126. Or you can just go find it in the gallery.

you would have called crappling within the first seconds of the fight, just after he got into the ninjas guilotine.

You should watch the video of Coture on pros-versus-joes.
You're as dumb as the commentator there, are you sure you're a judo blackbelt?


And if not, then for sure after the failed armbar. I'm usually not so harsh with my opinions, but YOU guys want to have this site harsh, so so be it.

If you watch the armbar you'll notice that hedge keeps his legs clamped tight together, that is a sign of someone that knows how to armbar. Based on that little detail I'd guess he was pretty much fucking around or assumed the guy was too dumb to know when to tap.

But he was...:(

Would they also tell him not to teach?

I thought you said we was 1 year bujinkan and was no longer associated.

In any case, they will ask who he Bujinkan Shihan is, but failing to get that answer will claim he doesn't have the real Bujinkan. Then, suggest him to go find the real Bujinkan. Also 1 year != 5th dan and from expirence only 5th dan Bujinkan as allow to respresentive the art (PS 3 years = 5th dan in maybe dojos especialy ones run by Ed Martin). Until 5th dan you don't have "the understanding" yet.

This might end up with them coming down to clean up their ninja, but probably not.

Yes, Japan does have five elements (of the world) but it is FIRE, EARTH, METAL, WATER & WOOD. These are called Sosei & Sokoku.



Thats that Goton I mentioned that the beginning of the thread.

I thought you said we was 1 year bujinkan and was no longer associated.

He is no longer associated, but he claimed between a year and two years.



In any case, they will ask who he Bujinkan Shihan is,

Kendall Kelsoe.

He is no longer associated, but he claimed between a year and two years.



Kendall Kelsoe.


Ok, with that information it might be worth posting on MAP. However, instead of posting as an "Earth Ninja" post it as a 1-2 year student of Kendal Kelsoe.

Out of a morbid sense of surrealism...have we ever seen a ninja master who wasn't overweight?

Out of a morbid sense of surrealism...have we ever seen a ninja master who wasn't overweight?

At this point and time I cannot recall a single Ninja master that has had photos posted on here that was not horribly overweight. I am sure they exist, I have even met a couple of instructors of Ninjitsu that were not overweight, but they were not "Masters". Maybe once you get that moniker you magically gain 100 lbs.

Out of a morbid sense of surrealism...have we ever seen a ninja master who wasn't overweight?

Ashida Kim

That dude that claimed to fight mulitiple MMA fights in one day chiped his tooth and won a world championship , but it ended up being a video kata contest . God I wish I could remember his name ... I want to reread that thread now ...


I know there are at least 10 more out there in the wilds of the world .

Berador.

Berador.

yep that's it thanks Phrost .

and if anyone cares here is the linkage (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28531&highlight=Berador)

So out of all the self proclaimed ninja masters in the world, less than half a dozen are of average size? Is that a fair summary?

I believe that would be a fair assertion.

If that's the case, could we try to track down potential ninjas by attending Weight Watchers meetings or staking out the Jenny Craig Fitness Centers? I would assume that anyone wearing tabi is probably a ninja...