Got faxed this at work today. Figured I'd share since I think it is probably applicable to this forum. Maybe we can get all the TKDers to fill it out first?


Hurt Feelings Report
Date:_________________
Time of Hurtfulness:___________ am/pm

Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into? Left or right or both
Is there permanent feeling damage? Yes No
Did you need a tissue for the tears? Yes No
Reasons for filing this report.
1. I am thin skinned. Yes
2. I am a *****. Yes
3. I have woman hormones. Yes
4. I am a queer. Yes
5. I am a little bitch. Yes
6. I am a cry baby. Yes
7. I want my mommy. Yes
8. All of the above. Yes
Name of "Real Man" who hurt your sensitive feelings:______________________
If you feel that you need someone to go hug or that you need to go home to mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper or if you feel as though you need to speak to someone to sooth you then please call this number: 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL.
Girly man who is filing this report:_____________________
Signature of girly man:_______________________
Real man (person being brought up on charges):______________________
Signature of real man:_______________________
Superintendent's signature:_____________________

There's no place on there to describe my sandy vaginal injuries.

You should take a picture of the document so it can be quickly and hillariously applied appropriately to threads started by new people about how wing chun, systema or ninjitsu are the best.

There's no place on there to describe my sandy vaginal injuries.

And I'm glad that there isn't.

1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL

a.k.a Ashida Kim Ninja Hotline

Hurt Feelings Report

Date:___1/20/07______________

Time of Hurtfulness:_____7:22______ am/pm

Which ear were words of hurtfulness spoken into? Left or right or both
Is there permanent feeling damage? Yes No
Did you need a tissue for the tears? Yes No
Reasons for filing this report.
1. I am thin skinned. Yes
2. I am a *****. Yes
3. I have woman hormones. Yes
4. I am a queer. Yes
5. I am a little bitch.Yes
6. I am a cry baby. Yes
7. I want my mommy. Yes
8. All of the above. Yes
Name of "Real Man" who hurt your sensitive feelings:__everyone on bullshido.com_

If you feel that you need someone to go hug or that you need to go home to mommy and let her hug you and change your diaper or if you feel as though you need to speak to someone to sooth you then please call this number: 1-800-CRY-BABY or 1-888-SIS-GIRL.

Girly man who is filing this report:_Bryan Lee aka ar549_____

Signature of girly man:___X____________________

Real man (person being brought up on charges):_oldman34_________

Signature of real man:___Im too scared to ask him for it_________

Superintendent's signature:__Phrost___________________

check it out i bumped you to 4 dots

check it out i bumped you to 4 dots


You are one crazy son of a bitch.

not so fast you son of a bitch

So i got bored, and ...

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m298/rw4th/report.jpg

If possible having superintendent changed to Site Director would be helpful. :)

If possible having superintendent changed to Site Director would be helpful. :)

Here's your sign ...

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m298/rw4th/report-1.jpg

Ha, no the bestest I've seen of this type of thing, but still quite good.

Is that form for angryspastic?

Come top think of it, he doesnt seem to have posted since his anti shuma thread?

That done up form is awesomeness. I don't have to scan the one from work now. Nice job.