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MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1/16/2007 11:30pm,
It was a bright and sunny day, like any other day that you would find in summer. Perrip and Oliver were taking a light run near the riverbank to spend another summer's afternoon in waste.

"I wonder, what could be the cause of such hardships in our late 19th century economy, Perrip?" Oliver asked, his 8 year old curly brown hair falling over his face.

"I don't know, Oliver. I have a hunch that it might be Lord Protector of England, King Edward V. His internal policies prevent us from experiencing any natural freedoms and his foreign policies just make the rest of the known Earth not like us very much. Overall I think that a change in the political hierarchy or even a change from a monarchy to some sort of republic would be best for everyone." Perrip sad as he dragged a stick in the dirt marking out lines in the sand, his 9 year old freckles seemingly moving on their own as he blinked.

Before they knew it the ground beneath them burst open and a large drilling machine came up and through the ground. The noise was terrible and made them want to run home to their mothers and cry in their sweet, sweet bosoms. A man wearing a strange off-brown leather coat came out of the machine a little disoriented. He looked at the two boys who were in terror and said, "You ain't much, but two will have to do! Boys! We're going to the center of the earth!"

Perrip and Oliver looked at each other knowing that at this moment, the both of them were at a crossroad in their life. Would they become men and join this crazy man in his travels to the center of the earth and die at the geriatric age of 25 as heroes? Or would they live a short and meaningless life of cowardice?

The choice was obvious and they both knew then what they had to do. "TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!" they both exclaimed as they climbed the machine and joined the mad adventurer (whose name is Tom, but I couldn't fit it in there smoothly, so... voila chracterization!) on his journey... TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

Robot Jesus
1/16/2007 11:40pm,
rep young man rep - ali

Robot Jesus
1/16/2007 11:41pm,
although i appear to have a crush on you i forgot about

Stick
1/16/2007 11:47pm,
Robot Jesus can't have a crush on Mega Jesus; Robot Jesus must crush Mega Jesus!

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1/16/2007 11:47pm,
he's going to find that hard to do because I'm like twenty feet tall.

Dr. Sleepless
1/16/2007 11:55pm,
Yeah but Robot Jesus has lasers and possibly rockets. Do you have rockets?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1/16/2007 11:59pm,
no, but i saved my god powers from previous ages so i'm probably fine. I'll just use a thunderbolt on him, he's a normal unit so he should be killed instantly.

Dr. Sleepless
1/17/2007 2:09am,
It was a bright and sunny day, like any other day that you would find in summer. Perrip and Oliver were taking a light run near the riverbank to spend another summer's afternoon in waste.

"I wonder, what could be the cause of such hardships in our late 19th century economy, Perrip?" Oliver asked, his 8 year old curly brown hair falling over his face.

"I don't know, Oliver. I have a hunch that it might be Lord Protector of England, King Edward V. His internal policies prevent us from experiencing any natural freedoms and his foreign policies just make the rest of the known Earth not like us very much. Overall I think that a change in the political hierarchy or even a change from a monarchy to some sort of republic would be best for everyone." Perrip sad as he dragged a stick in the dirt marking out lines in the sand, his 9 year old freckles seemingly moving on their own as he blinked.

Before they knew it the ground beneath them burst open and a large drilling machine came up and through the ground. The noise was terrible and made them want to run home to their mothers and cry in their sweet, sweet bosoms. A man wearing a strange off-brown leather coat came out of the machine a little disoriented. He looked at the two boys who were in terror and said, "You ain't much, but two will have to do! Boys! We're going to the center of the earth!"

Perrip and Oliver looked at each other knowing that at this moment, the both of them were at a crossroad in their life. Would they become men and join this crazy man in his travels to the center of the earth and die at the geriatric age of 25 as heroes? Or would they live a short and meaningless life of cowardice?

The choice was obvious and they both knew then what they had to do. "TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!" they both exclaimed as they climbed the machine and joined the mad adventurer (whose name is Tom, but I couldn't fit it in there smoothly, so... voila chracterization!) on his journey... TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1/17/2007 2:15am,
Terrible. I wouldn't have given you a B. If I get any more crap like this from you I'm going to drop you from the class and you'll have to take summer school.

Robot Jesus
1/21/2007 2:04am,
no, but i saved my god powers from previous ages so i'm probably fine. I'll just use a thunderbolt on him, he's a normal unit so he should be killed instantly.


So you’re the re-embodiment of a godly being only younger and more archeryish.

Like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Reign_superboy.jpg

Whereas I am the robotic successor of the same godly being

Like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Superman79.png

I don’t need to speak further, I’ve all ready won.

Robot Jesus
1/21/2007 2:08am,
also, shut up sirc.

Dr. Sleepless
1/21/2007 3:41pm,
also, shut up sirc.

DO YOU WANT ALL OF YOUR VARROTS RED?! DO YOU?