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It is Fake
7/21/2008 2:32pm,
*YAWN*

Rock Ape
7/21/2008 2:51pm,
You need some milk and cookies ? I can suggest a good thread.

JingMerchant!
7/22/2008 11:37am,
He writes like a Daily Sport colomnist.

That's a Tabloid rag, notorious for printing Bullshit, in this country.

I think the trans-atlantic equivalent, would be the Weekly World News.

TheRuss
7/22/2008 3:07pm,
I need to go look for someplace where I can find a curious, bright, intelligent, educated, wondering person, who wants to improve their mind and body so they can become a superior human being.

Have you found that person yet?

DerAuslander
7/22/2008 3:20pm,
Hey IIF, stop stealing my lines.

HiThere
7/23/2008 10:35am,
Originally Posted by HiThere
I need to go look for someplace where I can find a curious, bright, intelligent, educated, wondering person, who wants to improve their mind and body so they can become a superior human being.


Have you found that person yet?

Oh sure. But world domination stops me. Everytime I actually find an intelligent person who can converse with me, something happens, usually banning. The last time I was talking to a doctor who did organ transplants. She was interested in what I had to say and we were having a conversation. When the conversation got to the point where she was starting to understand the implications of what I say and she was getting interested, my posting abilities were suddenly removed. I was not banned. I didn't receive a ban message. The account just couldn't post. So then I created a new account to keep talking to her. The thread would no longer take posts. She wrote something to me and I was never able to respond. To her, it probably looked like I walked away. She had no idea I was blocked from posting to her.

I could teach you guys all about kung fu. I could teach you a secret of the Yin Yang sign in about 2 minutes.

I tried doing that at both Martial Arts Planet and Kung Fu Magazine. At Kung Fu Magazine, world domination operatives started an account and then posted like me. They were an asshole to people while writing in my style. Then they created another account and said the asshole was me as a sock puppet.

The stupid admin believed every word they said, and banned me. I never found any of this out until 2 days later. I posted, the world domination operatives ran this operation on me like an hour later, I was banned about 3 hours later, but I didn't even know it until 2 days later when I went back.

The last time I tried to teach people at Martial Arts Planet, I made two posts. I literally made two posts, each with a picture in it and literally two words. The mods deleted the picture and banned my account. Why? How can anyone break rules with two pictures and the same two words in two posts? It is not possible. They banned me to stop me from teaching people kung fu.

So ya. There are lots of smart people who understand me and want my information. Everytime that happens, world domination operatives, or just the forces of evil, stop me.

In that thread at Martial Arts Planet? It could have been just plain forces of evil and not world domination. They both work to keep people from learning abou the Yin part of the body, because that is what makes a human being strong.

After they banned me at Martial Arts Planet, some lady who I think was an admin, wrote all kinds of posts about how internal martial arts were fake and not real. She did this in the internal martial arts forums. Why is an admin at a kung fu site denying that a style of kung fu, internal martial arts, is real?

You know how she ended the thread? That admin who supposedly knows kung fu and can teach others kung fu, actually said that internal martial arts and the people involved in them were evil, or something like that. Why would a woman who is an admin at a kung fu forums, tell people that one of two kung fu styles, internal martial arts, is evil? Why?

Because internal martial arts make you powerful. They give you telepathy. They give you energy and strength. Internal martial arts give you the ability to do The Jedi Mind Trick.

So the forces of evil stop me from telling people that by banning me, then telling everyone that listened to me that there is no such thing as internal martial arts, and if there is such a thing as internal martial arts, it is evil and they should run away from it.
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HiThere
7/23/2008 10:40am,
World Domination in action. They have a PR problem now, so they try to hide any negative news dealing with their activities.


A federal judge in Manhattan, weighing the secrecy of the grand jury process against the interests of public accountability, refused on Tuesday to unseal the grand jury testimony of a critical witness in the Rosenberg atomic espionage case.
Skip to next paragraph (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/23/nyregion/23rosenberg.html?bl&ex=1216958400&en=0d31b1999828e3cc&ei=5087%0A#secondParagraph) http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/23/nyregion/23rosenberg.190.jpg Associated Press
David Greenglass in 1950.



But with no objection from the government about the release of testimony from three dozen or so other witnesses, those records could be released soon.
The witness who objected to having his testimony made public, David Greenglass, the brother of Ethel Rosenberg (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/r/ethel_rosenberg/index.html?inline=nyt-per), was a co-conspirator and a key government witness whose testimony helped convict Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. They were executed at Sing Sing on June 19, 1953.
Mr. Greenglass, now 86, is one of the most controversial figures in the enduring spy case, historians say, as years after his sister’s execution he recanted his testimony that she had typed some of his espionage notes. He had testified against her to spare his wife, Ruth, from prosecution, and is widely seen as helping to cause Ethel’s conviction and execution.

FickleFingerOfFate
7/23/2008 10:42am,
* Rampant Stupidity *------------------


tl;dr











Hey, Fuckwit..




:tinfoil:

It is Fake
7/23/2008 10:51am,
World Domination in action.

You? No.

http://www.bullshido.net/z/HiThere/
http://www.bullshido.net/z/happeh/profile/



FAIL.

You keep coming back hilarious.

TheRuss
7/23/2008 12:30pm,
But world domination stops me. Everytime I actually find an intelligent person who can converse with me, something happens, usually banning.

You should look into alternate paths of communication - instant messenger, e-mail, or VoIP, for instance. If you choose prudently, it would be much more difficult for a third party to interfere with you.

Zapruder
7/23/2008 3:22pm,
You should look into alternate paths of communication - instant messenger, e-mail, or VoIP, for instance. If you choose prudently, it would be much more difficult for a third party to interfere with you.

DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING. THEY WATCH EVERYTHING. Jalon is watched 24/7 as he knows "THE TRUTH" the illuminati will make sure he is alone in his world...

DerAuslander
7/23/2008 3:25pm,
The Triad/Yakuza/Geondal union has challenged the Illuminati to cease their assassinations in Asia.

Ajamil
7/23/2008 8:45pm,
So, after weeks of being successful at getting anyone to listen to you - even those willing to listen to you - you now think two minutes is enough to explain what is well known to many people here (all of whom disagree with your notions). Interesting.

And now, instead of leaving as you said you were, you decide to ramble about conspiracies (which, if you haven't noticed, everyone is ignoring). Oh, and the gnomes of Zurich have the orbital mind control lasers AND the democratic party card, which should allow them to fight off the society of assassins and gain enough money to win before the cult Cthulu obtain their objective. So **** your Triad and your world domination.

Kid Miracleman
7/23/2008 9:27pm,
Mr. Anderson, does your ability to harness Yin enable you to perform extraordinary feats of strength, speed, endurance, agility, etc.?

Evil Solvalou
7/24/2008 11:00am,
During my University holidays I've had almost nothing to do so I've been thinking about things. For example after winning a very hard fought race while playing Forza 2 I wanted to do a victory lap to celebrate, kicking the back of the car out and getting it sideways around the long first corner to entertain the pretend fans.

Of course I wasn't able to since you can't do victory laps in Forza 2.

It then occurred to me that I've never played a racing game that allows you to do victory laps. Why not? It seems like such an obvious idea.

While glancing over Happeh's latest posts another thought popped into my head. Why is it whenever a conspiracy nut is talking their usual rubbish they're always trying to expose or fight the evil conspiracy?

Why do they never think "I might join this rich and powerful, yet evil, group in their quest to conquer Paraguay. If I run some odd jobs for them they might buy me a new iPod." Why do they always think of themselves as the heroic David taking on the evil Goliath?

More importantly, why do they always think they can win?

Maybe it's the same sort of superiority complex that makes Happeh think he's the only non-retarded person in the world that also makes him think he's fighting the good fight against the evil conspirators of evil.

It is Fake
7/24/2008 11:09am,
the illuminati
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/46/NEWAVNIL001.jpg/250px-NEWAVNIL001.jpg