Are you serious? I am an old guy.

You're 32.

My knowledge of the deep level construction of the human body.


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I touched myself so much it hurted my symmetry.




To some extent.

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I'm jealous I look and think like this:

http://www.truthspeaksout.com/images/neanderthal.jpg
I want everyone to be like me.

HiThere,

I noticed that you didn't take me up on my offer earlier on, which is fair. Perhaps you simply didn't need anything I had to offer.

TheRuss? I noticed you completely ignored the picture I posted and the question where I asked people to give their opinion if the picture was asymmetric or not. Perhaps you simply don't really care about a discussion? You are just playing games perhaps?



It seems like you don't think very highly of me, which is certainly your right. But if I can't help you out with anything, perhaps you'd be willing to lend me a hand?

Every word of yours I read makes me think more and more of a game player. Your lack of sincerity, your false courtesy.....they all reek of the sarcastic kid sitting up someone in the latest hollywood movie.



Myself and a few other folks here have been puzzling over the hormone cascades that involve insulin. I think we've got a pretty good handle on its anabolic effects on active transport of blood glucose, creatine, fatty acids, and the like into muscle tissue, and its effect on liver glycogen levels are fairly straightforward, but we haven't made any headway into figuring out how it affects adipose fat tissue. It seems obvious to me that there must be some differentiating factors between insulin sensitivity in muscle and fat tissue, or else people wouldn't be able to change their body composition significantly. Given your interests in the body and asymmetry, I'm hoping you can help us to figure out how to isolate and take advantage of a muscle/fat cell insulin sensitivity asymmetry.

I assure you that this is not some game or trick - it's actually something I've spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out for my own health, and I'd be grateful for any help you can offer.

See? I have never stated that I am proficient in chemical reactions, enzyme reactions, hormones, or any other microscopic type of thing. I do not have the equipment to study those kinds of issues, so it is impossible for me to have an informed opinon.

Yet you make your statements as if I really might have that knowledge. Like a kid showing how smart they are, then sticking their nose in the air and looking round at everyone else. I think there was a character like you in the Harry Potter movies.

A person can be brilliant in one field and know nothing about another field. That is obvious. I don't get your point? You are trying to prove you are not stupid? Hmmmm. You must be smart if you really know about what you said, but you have not demonstrated an iota of smartness in regards to this discussion.

Which leads me back to the only possible answer. You are playing games. If you are smart enough to know that stuff above, don't you have better things to do than play the smart aleck kid from Harry Potter?

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What's the story with your avatar choices? They are black and whites of white guys with big black hair.

Was that how the first guy that molested you looked?

Why can't you stop thinking about penis molestation you sick little monkey?

So now we've established that you don't care to discuss hormones or rhetoric, both of which are subjects that I care a great deal about. Similarly, I should make it clear that I don't care to discuss masturbation or facial asymmetry, which are subjects you care about. That raises the question of what exactly we have left to discuss.

Oh, and so I don't forget...


Nice examples, this is kinda what I meant, although also instances of past commincations that worked vs. ones that didn't. Like Hitler's rallies vs. the Unabomber manifesto.

I have never actually watched any of Hitler's speeches, at least, not translated into a language I understand. I remember reading some pseudoscientific claptrap that claimed the reason for his success was his high-pitched voice. I also have never read Kaczynski's manifesto, but it shouldn't be too hard to find, so I'll get back to you on those.

Was that how the first guy that molested you looked?
Yes, tell your dad I said hello.

Yes, tell your dad I said hello.

Pfffft like he has any idea who his dad is.

So now we've established that you don't care to discuss hormones or rhetoric, both of which are subjects that I care a great deal about. Similarly, I should make it clear that I don't care to discuss masturbation or facial asymmetry, which are subjects you care about. That raises the question of what exactly we have left to discuss.

Idiot. What are you doing in this thread?

Go start a thread about hormones.

Go to the UFC threads and tell those people they don't know about the UFC, fill them full of your Aristotle ****, and play your games on them.

Idiots. I am surrounded by idiots.

Yes, tell your dad I said hello.

So it was him that pumped you in the butt huh? You will be glad, or sad, to know he died.

You will have to keep those secret times with him in your memories. My condoloences.

Idiots. I am surrounded by idiots.

Move out of your parents basement then...

So it was him that pumped you in the butt huh? You will be glad, or sad, to know he died.

You will have to keep those secret times with him in your memories. My condoloences.

So is this where the gay hate comes from. Your Oedipus complex has manifested into hate or your father since you cant kill him since he is already dead. You are a wonderful case study, for both science and humor. I LOVE YOU JALON KEEP IT COMING!!!!!

You guys are hopeless. You just can't let go of the hate. Let me tell you what happens when you become a nice guy.

I was exercising last night. There was some rustling in the bushes. I thought it was the wind but it was a strongish noise. Then I noticed that the bushes were waving around in front of me like they do on those Africa videos where a lion is sneaking up on dinner. I kept exercising but I also kept an eye on the moving bushes.

Then, I kid you not, a head popped out of the bushes and it looked right at me. It was startling at first. I thought maybe it was a midget alien or a dwarf or something. ;) Then I got a better look at it and it was a racoon.

This racoon head is floating above the bushes watching me exercise. Then the racoon raises up on it's hind legs. Have you ever seen a racoon stand up? They look a lot like human beings. They have a head, arms, and are standing on two legs.

This racoon is standing right in front of me, about 3 feet away, up on it's two legs with it's arms out in front of it, and you know what it did? It started swaying back and forth and moving it's arms like I was. I watched it for a moment or two because I could not believe what I was seeing.

Then I freaked out. ;) I wasn't really in the proper mood for meeting a member of the animal kingdom as an equal. I didn't know if he wanted to come over and shake my hand, or if he was going to flip out and jump on my head like one of those monsters from Critters or some other movie.

See? If you are a nice guy, and you open your heart to the world, the world will come to you. That racoon came to me because I was exercising with an open heart. He wouldn't go to you guys, because your heart is closed. You would kick him, or throw a rock at him, or call him names.

I just wish I would have been more polite. I know it bothers me to have people I am being friendly to turn their backs on me. The poor racoon was only trying to be polite and first I ran away, then I shooed him away when he tried to follow.

You guys are hopeless. You just can't let go of the hate. Let me tell you what happens when you become a nice guy.

I was exercising last night. There was some rustling in the bushes. I thought it was the wind but it was a strongish noise. Then I noticed that the bushes were waving around in front of me like they do on those Africa videos where a lion is sneaking up on dinner. I kept exercising but I also kept an eye on the moving bushes.

Then, I kid you not, a head popped out of the bushes and it looked right at me. It was startling at first. I thought maybe it was a midget alien or a dwarf or something. ;) Then I got a better look at it and it was a racoon.

This racoon head is floating above the bushes watching me exercise. Then the racoon raises up on it's hind legs. Have you ever seen a racoon stand up? They look a lot like human beings. They have a head, arms, and are standing on two legs.

This racoon is standing right in front of me, about 3 feet away, up on it's two legs with it's arms out in front of it, and you know what it did? It started swaying back and forth and moving it's arms like I was. I watched it for a moment or two because I could not believe what I was seeing.

Then I freaked out. ;) I wasn't really in the proper mood for meeting a member of the animal kingdom as an equal. I didn't know if he wanted to come over and shake my hand, or if he was going to flip out and jump on my head like one of those monsters from Critters or some other movie.

See? If you are a nice guy, and you open your heart to the world, the world will come to you. That racoon came to me because I was exercising with an open heart. He wouldn't go to you guys, because your heart is closed. You would kick him, or throw a rock at him, or call him names.

I just wish I would have been more polite. I know it bothers me to have people I am being friendly to turn their backs on me. The poor racoon was only trying to be polite and first I ran away, then I shooed him away when he tried to follow.


WOOOO HOOOOO!!!! I knew you would come through for me.:new_multi

Mr. Anderson, have you ever entertained the notion that perhaps the reason SO MANY PEOPLE disagree with you is because your theories are not as sound and reasonable as you have led yourself to believe? Have you ever wondered why your beliefs and concepts are always OVERWHELMINGLY disagreed upon, no matter which venue you choose to espouse them?
Of course, it explains everything - why didn't we see it before? Happeh is Neo!


Slow aren't we? The point is masturbation will make you asymmetric. Now that you have said you can see asymmetry, did you ever think of applying that skill to people who are masturbating? Then you could either prove or disprove my claim that maturbation makes people asymmetric.
I have shown asymmetry in people that you and I both agreed do not masturbate, that IS proof that masturbation doesn't cause asymmetry. YOU must show a connection between masturbation and asymmetry, which you have not. Never. Not once. No matter how many times you try to insult people and rant about your "deep knowledge" (which you also never explain), there hasn't been a single established connection.


If your finger is cut off, and someone said they could see your finger moving, would they be lying? Your finger is not there. It was cut off and thrown in the trash. So how could they see your finger moving? They must be lying right?

Not really. How does you finger move? The muscles of your hand move the finger. If your finger is cut off, can the muscles of your hand still move? Sure. What would happen if the muscles of your hand tried to move your finger? The muscles of your hand would make the exact movements they make to move your finger. The only real difference is that your finger is not there to move.
This person wouldn't be moving their finger because there is no finger to move. They would be moving muscles that previously would have moved a finger. I push down with my foot to use the gas pedal and drive a car. If I step out of a car and do the same motion, am I still driving a car? No, that's ridiculous.


I can see Yin arms, because I can see the movements of the.......stub muscles where they attach to the body. Get an anatomy diagram and circle these stub muscles to show which ones are where "yin arms" attach.


I have never actually watched any of Hitler's speeches, at least, not translated into a language I understand. I remember reading some pseudoscientific claptrap that claimed the reason for his success was his high-pitched voice. I also have never read Kaczynski's manifesto, but it shouldn't be too hard to find, so I'll get back to you on those. Nor I, these were just two examples that popped into my head of persuasive communication that most people today disagree with. The first met with huge success and the second failed abysmally. So I thought to look at the reasons why through rhetorical philosophy would be interesting. If you have more experience with different examples, that'd be cool too.


I watched it for a moment or two because I could not believe what I was seeing.

Then I freaked out. ;) I wasn't really in the proper mood for meeting a member of the animal kingdom as an equal. I didn't know if he wanted to come over and shake my hand, or if he was going to flip out and jump on my head like one of those monsters from Critters or some other movie.

See? If you are a nice guy, and you open your heart to the world, the world will come to you. That racoon came to me because I was exercising with an open heart. He wouldn't go to you guys, because your heart is closed. You would kick him, or throw a rock at him, or call him names.

I just wish I would have been more polite. I know it bothers me to have people I am being friendly to turn their backs on me. The poor racoon was only trying to be polite and first I ran away, then I shooed him away when he tried to follow. So - really - you DIDN'T have an open heart, and all your holier-than-thou posturing is bullshit. Gotcha.

Here's a better example. I was watching a movie late last night, and I felt something crawl on my skin. A lot of people might jump up, or smack whatever was on them, or do something to that nature - and for good reason, i'm not condemning the aciton. But I knew what it was - the centipede that lives behind my floor heater, and I sat there watching my movie until he ran off. He wasn't bothering me, and I didn't want to bother him. That's seeing all creatures equally. Another one?

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s239/BhaktaEdwin/PHOT0446.jpg (http://s153.photobucket.com/albums/s239/BhaktaEdwin/?action=view&current=PHOT0446.jpg)

This is a dragonfly that, as I was sitting by a fountain, crawled out and latched onto me. I decided, as all creatures' lives are inherently equal, that my inconvenience was less important than this insect's life. So I sat there for hours waiting for his/her wings to dry and the bug flew off. I protected it from wind and tried to keep as still as possible so as not to frighten the little thing. You see a raccoon, think it's an alien, watch it stand up then freak out and shoo it off, and you want to say that I'M the one with a closed heart?