Commodore Perry called, he said your notions that Asians are superior salesmen and negotiators is a load of ****.

you know how people see faces in objects like in rocks and wooden doors and such, happeh has a disorder where he sees penises everywhere...
The phenomenon is known as pareidolia, and is intriguing evidence of the fact that our brain has a special "face recognition module"; another piece of evidence is seen in certain neurological conditions, usually following brain damage, where people have unimpaired vision and are perfectly capable of seeing and describing the details of eyes, noses, lips, and so forth, but are unable to recognise faces -- such a person literally cannot recognise his own mother (though he might deduce her identity). (This condition is called prosopagnosia, or face blindness.)

Happeh seems to suffer less from excessive pareidolia (often seen in religious people) than rampant phallidolia.

Happeh seems to suffer less from excessive pareidolia (often seen in religious people.....
Religious people you say??
http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

Tell me what you see Petter!!!
TELL ME WHAT YOU SEEEE!!!

Religious people you say??
http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/can%20you%20see%20jesus.jpg

Tell me what you see Petter!!!
TELL ME WHAT YOU SEEEE!!!

You know...at first I saw Charleston Heston...

I wonder how people lined up to look at that particular miracle?

Alright Happeh. You have repeatedly shown that you are incapable of polite discussion.

To people that deserve it.



This was regarding finding people who show no asymmetrical symptoms. I will not accept this until you can show me a picture of someone who is perfectly symmetrical..

People who are close to symmetric are kind of rare. I might have a picture or two of people I thought were symmetric. Oh! Wait a minute! Go to my homepage
http://www.happehtheory.com/

And look at the black woman under the Phrenology heading. She has one of the most symmetric heads I have ever seen.



Yes, so right now, right this moment, every single person needs to figure out what is most important to accomplish before one dies, because when a person dies is completely unknown. As I'm sure you've seen, MOST people - and ALL of them here it would appear - think avoiding slight asymetrical results from masturbation is not worth the time and effort that can be spent working on improving other things.

You are belittling because you are focusing on the physical shape changes only. Once you decide to accept the physical shape changes, the intelligent person would then ask "How do those shape changes impact either the health or the proper functioning of the body?".

You want to avoid asymmetry of the body, only because that is something anyone can see. You cannot see how it changes your brain so you don't think right. You cannot see how asymmetry changes your body so you get anxiety and are afraid to be around people.



Show me a person who has agreed with you. Bring one person, one letter, one message board comment from ANYONE who has agreed with your theory. I would be impressed.

Why? You are still looking for someone else to give you permission to believe me. Or you want someone else to take the blame if you believe me and then I turned out to be wrong. Instead of admitting you made the mistake, you could point at the person who told you they believed me and blame them.

I am a genius. Geniuses are pretty rare. I haven't found anyone that agrees with me. When I do find the few people who are both capable of discussion with me, and curious enough to continue the discussion, something always happens. Something always happens to get in between me and that curious person so I cannot talk to them.



Using your logic, buildings are penises, pencils are penises, trees are penises, obelisks are penises (that one is probably more true than not, actually), ANYTHING cylindrical is a penis. Even IF this were true, it leads nowhere so it a useless observation. If you meant that the human body FUNCTIONS like a penis or the penis is in some way a microcosm of the human body, then please elaborate on these ideas instead of drawing penises on pictures of people.

All of you seem to have trouble thinking. You demand full explanations, yet you cannot understand or want to fight about simple things. Here you are demanding a full explanation, yet you just threw away the observation that a human body is like a penis as if it was a useless piece of junk.

If you throw away the simple observation that a human body is a big penis without even giving it 5 seconds of consideration, why would I bother trying to give you something more complex to understand?



Even IF there were validity to Happeh Theory, shame and condemnation should be put upon its main researcher for unethically manipulating data to fit his agenda.

Yap Yap Yap. ;(

Yap Yap Yap. ;(
Ahhh so that's how it sounds when you, an Anti-semitic idiot, masturbates.

Didn't know that.

The transference of energy in the manner you stated, can only be accomplished by an adept, I've covered this and Arjuna has implied this.

How many times do I have to say it? You are a simpleton. Arjuna is a simpleton.

I could show you examples of this in action, but you would say it was just natural behavior, there was nothing going on, you didn't see anything, no one else saw anything.......

All you have to do is wake up and start looking. Next time you are around someone? Watch ever single movement they make and ask yourself why they make it. If a person walks up to you and stands to the left of you, why do they do that? You think it is an accident maybe. If that is what you think, do an experiment. Move around and watch the person. If it was only an accident they were on your left, then when you move, they should be in some other position relative to you. But if you move and that other person moves also so they stay on your left side, an intelligent person would wonder why they are doing that.
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I can give you a million examples but you won't believe me. You will say I am lying or misinterpreting or something.

I have strong energy. People follow me to try and take it. Some of them are brain deads that don't know anything about energy. The animal part of the them senses my energy and starts looking for me.

Then there are the vampires. People who purposefully suck the energy out of other people. These people are the absolute worst, and they are usually so sure of themselves and arrogant they don't even bother hiding what they do. They have been sucking the life out of sheep for so long, they think no one know what they are doing.

One of these vampires sensed me from.......20 feet away and came for me. I knew what he was doing and I was pissed so I held my ground. The vampire walked right up to me, about 1/2 or 2 feet away. I don't know about you, but that is not polite. You do not walk up to strangers and stand right in front of them.

The vampire went straight for the spot he thought he could feed off of. So I moved it. I pivoted to face him which moved the energy spot he was trying to suck. You know what the vampire did then? He started to circle me, at a distance of 1/2 to 2 feet, trying to get the energy spot. You know what I did? I continued to circle to stop him from getting to the spot.

After turning a full 180 degrees with this vampire right in my face, it was pretty obvious he would not give up unless something drastic was done. So I had to say right to his face. "Do you need something?" He looked shocked I talked to him. He said "no". Then I said "Then get out of my face plz. You vampire".

The vampire turned and walked away. I turned and walked the other way. I walked 50, 100, 200 feet away. Of course you know what happend next. Here comes the vampire following me still trying to suck my energy.
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Now I am guessing most of you have finished reading that real life story and are telling yourself it is bogus, it is stupid, I made it up, it is impossible. What can I say? That is what happened. I just described the actions of a real life energy vampire to you, and I described countermeasures you can use to stop an energy sucking vampire.

You can believe it or react any way you choose. That is a real life story. I can describe to you what the vampire looked like, and if I saw him again, I could identify him for you.

What else can I do for you?

I can give you a million examples but you won't believe me. You will say I am lying or misinterpreting or something. How about just stupid.


I have strong energy. People follow me to try and take it. Not many people have ever smelled the bottom of a rendering plant. It confuses them too.


The vampire went straight for the spot he thought he could feed off of. So I moved it. You poor sap. You were going to get the only knobber you'll ever get.


Here comes the vampire following me still trying to suck my energy. He was only trying to give you the 5$ service you had paid for.


What else can I do for you?

Keep posting so that I know I can never be the dumbest person on Earth.

I am a genius

Last time I heard that was...

http://guiltyspark.com/Guilty%20Spark.jpg

Any halo fan would tell you how THAT ended.


Hey happeh, does Halo have any scientific significance in the future of mankind?

How many times do I have to say it? You are a simpleton. Arjuna is a simpleton.

I could show you examples of this in action, but you would say it was just natural behavior, there was nothing going on, you didn't see anything, no one else saw anything.......

All you have to do is wake up and start looking. Next time you are around someone? Watch ever single movement they make and ask yourself why they make it. If a person walks up to you and stands to the left of you, why do they do that? You think it is an accident maybe. If that is what you think, do an experiment. Move around and watch the person. If it was only an accident they were on your left, then when you move, they should be in some other position relative to you. But if you move and that other person moves also so they stay on your left side, an intelligent person would wonder why they are doing that.
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I can give you a million examples but you won't believe me. You will say I am lying or misinterpreting or something.

I have strong energy. People follow me to try and take it. Some of them are brain deads that don't know anything about energy. The animal part of the them senses my energy and starts looking for me.

Then there are the vampires. People who purposefully suck the energy out of other people. These people are the absolute worst, and they are usually so sure of themselves and arrogant they don't even bother hiding what they do. They have been sucking the life out of sheep for so long, they think no one know what they are doing.

One of these vampires sensed me from.......20 feet away and came for me. I knew what he was doing and I was pissed so I held my ground. The vampire walked right up to me, about 1/2 or 2 feet away. I don't know about you, but that is not polite. You do not walk up to strangers and stand right in front of them.

The vampire went straight for the spot he thought he could feed off of. So I moved it. I pivoted to face him which moved the energy spot he was trying to suck. You know what the vampire did then? He started to circle me, at a distance of 1/2 to 2 feet, trying to get the energy spot. You know what I did? I continued to circle to stop him from getting to the spot.

After turning a full 180 degrees with this vampire right in my face, it was pretty obvious he would not give up unless something drastic was done. So I had to say right to his face. "Do you need something?" He looked shocked I talked to him. He said "no". Then I said "Then get out of my face plz. You vampire".

The vampire turned and walked away. I turned and walked the other way. I walked 50, 100, 200 feet away. Of course you know what happend next. Here comes the vampire following me still trying to suck my energy.
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Now I am guessing most of you have finished reading that real life story and are telling yourself it is bogus, it is stupid, I made it up, it is impossible. What can I say? That is what happened. I just described the actions of a real life energy vampire to you, and I described countermeasures you can use to stop an energy sucking vampire.

You can believe it or react any way you choose. That is a real life story. I can describe to you what the vampire looked like, and if I saw him again, I could identify him for you.

What else can I do for you?
Thank you for documenting your delusions with so much detail.

I am a genius.


Everything you have posted proves otherwise. In fact, EVERY DOCTOR/SCIENTIST/SANE MAN will disagree with you, and current science disagrees with you.



You are a simpleton. Arjuna is a simpleton.


Hahaha. You wish. Arjuna knows a **** lot more then you will ever know.

Thank you for documenting your delusions with so much detail.

Can I be there when you realize there is a Satan, and you have been worshipping him for years?

I want to see your face when the realization of the Karma you have built up hits you.

I want to see your face when the realization of the Karma you have built up hits you.So you're into bukkake too?

Is there no end to your perversion...

Happeh, you posted that the entire human body is a giant penis. Then you complain that we don't take you seriously? What the hell, dude? First of all, did you know that penises aren't actually a cylinder with a knob on the end? Your notions of body shape and organ composition give us disturbing clues about your appearance, which you guard closely. If you are deformed by birth, disease or injury in some way and your "theory" was formulated to account for that, it mght give someone a clue about how to help you. Now that I think of it, that would explain your fanatical hatred of doctors as well.

Finally, just for DannyMac:
http://usera.imagecave.com/MrGalt/Bruce-Lee13.jpg

Incidentally, since all delusional kung fuers love them some Bruce, did you think his kung fu was strong? He did after all demonstrate the "fighting without fighting" mouth-fu that you love to yap about in one of his movies. If it was, how come he's so asymmetrical in this photo?

Would you mind just briefly elucidating a hierarchy of the peoples of the Earth for us so we can understand your views a little better? Just a little something like whether Jews are better or worse than black people, or whether gay tops or gay bottoms are more evil than say, a femme or butch lesbian. I already got the part where you worship and fantasize constantly about what it would be like to be Asian, so I'll just assume that they are listed at the top.

I did it! I finally found a picture of Happeh. The picture is NSFW since he isn't wearing anything, but it sure explains a lot.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/5783/500aec258ef0b85fe39c665wj3.jpg

Hey Hapwit when you gunna answer my post?