nothing you have said or claimed is based on fact.
for example in the video you draw two lines over the girl's forearms to prove they are not the same length. this is completey idiotic because you forget that it is a 2-dimensional picture, therefore the angle to the camera, and distance to the camera will change the length of the forearm for the observer.
What makes you think I forgot camera angle blah blah? Just because your powers of thought and observation are minimal, do not make the mistake of assuming everyone else is like you.



you using models to try and prove your point of how asymmetrical anorexia makes you is also complete foolishness. the reason girls become models is because they are good looking, or beautiful. beauty can often be measured by how symmetrical something or someone is. the fact is that a model will be more symmetrical then most people, if they are annorexic or not..
Plain stupidity. If you want to be a scientist or someone that people respect, prove what you say. I make videos to prove what I say. Where is your work to prove what you say? I want to see it. I want to see these symmetrical models you claim are all over the fashion industry. If they are all over, it should take minutes for you to assemble a collection of pictures of them.

But you better be darn sure they are symmetric. Because after your disrespect, if they are asymmetric, I will rip you a new one and then laugh like a hyena.



i am done trying to disprove you because there is no point. your hypothesis or self proclaimed theory is complete junk without any kind of base in facts and you are contributing to the fall of intelligent life on this planet..
Why are you so weak? There is no shame in admitting you don't know something, or that someone else might be better than you.

I don't go to forums on nuclear physics and tell nuclear physicists what to do. They are smarter than I am about nuclear physics. I freely admit that and I would pat them on the back for their accomplishment. I might feel some regret that I cannot do nuclear physics, but I don't hate them because they can. I am not going to go to their forums and tell them to shut up and they don't know anything, just because I am too weak to deal with my disappointment that I cannot do nuclear physics.


most important of all, stop dragging the principles of kungfu in the mud. you obviously have no clue at all what kungfu is and is meant for.
How long have you practiced kung fu?

Tell me something about kung fu. Anything. Show me you know something about kung fu. Don't tell me about a kick or punch you learned. A monkey can do that. I saw a kung fu monkey and a kung fu bear on TV.

Tell me something that proves you know about kung fu.

Happeh just out of random curiosity, have the people/space aliens/M.I.B behind the masturbation conspiracy ever arranged for you to be held in a mental institution to keep you from exposing the truth?

Tell me something about kung fu. Anything. Show me you know something about kung fu. Don't tell me about a kick or punch you learned. A monkey can do that. I saw a kung fu monkey and a kung fu bear on TV.

Tell me something that proves you know about kung fu.
I've asked the very same thing of you after you offered up 25 years as your training in Kung fu.

So you tell us something about your knowledge, you fucking hypocrite, something that doesn't involve half-baked nonsense about yin and yang theory.


Plain stupidity. If you want to be a scientist or someone that people respect, prove what you say. I make videos to prove what I say.
All this demonstrates is that, even when explained to you, you utterly fail at understanding the concept of 'proof'. You who demand proof yet offer none.

No your videos don't count, we've gone over why more than once in this thread.....

Seek psychiatric help.

By the way, Arjuna'a post was nothing but polite to you and you couldn't stop yourself from attacking him. Honestly, it's like your reading one lot of forum posts and everyone else is reading another....

Still waiting....still waiting

Dear God. Happeh doesn't believe in calories, chemical reactions, enzymes or arms. Could anything he says top this?

Also, I refuse to believe that he's unwilling to go on a physics board and school them, because I bet I can find a physics board where people are discussing how chi and yin and yang don't exist, and there's no way Happeh could refrain. Dare I offer one up to him?

Here Happeh: http://www.famous-people-search.com/denzel_washington/denzel_washington_pictures/denzel_washington_002.jpg
The most symmetrical face in Hollywood: I can't find a full-on shot of him that isn't straight from the front, although I can find pics from both sides. How does Denzel fit into the Crooked Conspiracy?

Dear God. Happeh doesn't believe in calories, chemical reactions, enzymes or arms. Could anything he says top this?

I like lies like this. I find it interesting to see how many tools will accept this statement as fact without looking into it. You would be amazed at how many people are really sheep.




Here Happeh: http://www.famous-people-search.com/denzel_washington/denzel_washington_pictures/denzel_washington_002.jpg
The most symmetrical face in Hollywood: I can't find a full-on shot of him that isn't straight from the front, although I can find pics from both sides. How does Denzel fit into the Crooked Conspiracy?

First thing you need to know is that politicians, famous people, and these days even regular people can be bad examples because they have plastic surgery.

Plastic surgeons know what I do. They see asymmetry. When a famous person or politician goes to the plastic surgeon, the plastic surgeon says he will make them beautiful without ever mentioning they are ugly because they are asymmetric. Telling people they are asymmetric and look funny drives away customers, like me telling you guys about asymmetry drives you away.

The plastic surgeon takes his knives and his putty, and he makes their faces symmetric. So when you see someone who is famous, you first need to find out where the plastic surgery is, then start to talk about asymmetry of their head.
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If you had the ability to observe, instead of glance, you would find something in that picture that should make you think. When I say observe, I mean look at every single thing in the picture for minutes or more, then decide what it is you see. Many people look at something for 5 seconds and they are certain they saw everything worth seeing.

If you look at his left eye, his left eye is clearly obviously even to an 80 year old with glasses, not in the center of his eye socket. If you were a thoughtful person, you would ask yourself, "why is his left eye not in the center of the eye socket".

Most thoughtless people will say "He turned his eye to the left". Maybe that is even true to some extent. But if you look at the right eye, you will see it is mostly in the center of it's socket.

The left pupil has moved to the left side of the head, because the left side of his head shrank. When it shrank it pulled his left eye over to the left.

Now. Will you admit you are blind and careless and did not examine the picture? Or will you call me more names and insist I do not know what I am talking about?

PS. You might also look at his shoulders. His right shoulder is lower than his left shoulder. Why do you need me to tell you that? Have you been to an opthamologist lately?

Arjuna. I figured out why you blew it.

You think I am going to attack those religious people, or I am going to attack your faith in them.

When I said you were a victim of illusions, I meant just that. Deciding if the illusions are good or bad is a judgement call. I am only talking facts here.

If you want to decide that the illusions are lies and those holy guys are bad for lying to you, that is your choice. If you decide that the illusions are lies that were told to you for your own good, they will benefit you in some way, that is your decision too.

I am only interested in facts here. I have no interest in random malicious hater abuse of you or those two guys.

I am not the people in this forum.

I can't decide whether this guy is the greatest troll in internet history, or seriously mentally ill.

I can't decide whether this guy is the greatest troll in internet history, or seriously mentally ill.

More likley that it's both.

Good point Syb's.

If he is a Troll, then the amount of effort he's put into this is astonishing!!

He's written reams of **** on his blogs and has roughly 25+ video's dedicated to his "theory".

Another interesting point, the Youtube bio claims he's 42. Age/intelligence/wisdom do not go hand in hand, I submit this as evidence.

His video rebuttal of Dr June Reinisch is hilarious. She made a video stating the masturbation is harmless and the some total of his counter argument is 'You're worng' and then gives her the examination.

It's the biggest crock of **** I've subjected myself too out of all his vids.

You know things are at an all time low when you scroll past all the words on a thread to get to the masturbating cats.

Two questions, since I'm too lazy to trudge through this thread to find the answers:

1. Did he ever answer my question on how the happeh theory could help atheletes or sport competitors?

2.Was it ever definitely decided whether or not women are all soul sucking death monsters? (I lean toward yea, but then again it could just be a case of me running into all the bad ones.)

2.Was it ever definitely decided whether or not women are all soul sucking death monsters? (I lean toward yea, but then again it could just be a case of me running into all the bad ones.)

I havent read this thread either... I'm just here for the dead kittens, lik JKDchick.

But i say Yes, women are evil soul sucking death demons. Or monsters, but that doesn't sound as good.

Hapwit: Taking phrenology to the next level.

(edit: sorry I am too lazy to photoshop this into a pic)

Hapwit: Taking phrenology to the next level.

(edit: sorry I am too lazy to photoshop this into a pic)

Something I have always wondered about: Phrenologists say they can read your character by the bumps on your head, the lines on your face, etc. So if you had those things altered, say, by a man with a large hammer, would that mean your character would alter as well?

Something I have always wondered about: Phrenologists say they can read your character by the bumps on your head, the lines on your face, etc. So if you had those things altered, say, by a man with a large hammer, would that mean your character would alter as well?

Hmm... Interesting question.

You should test it.

On happeh, perhaps.

Or Angry Spastic. I'm not picky.