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hungryjoe
9/17/2008 9:55pm,
Happeh,

What are "the related principles" of Chinese kung fu as discussed in your theory about women's breasts and mens penis?

I don't want to end up with a smaller penis.

Thanks in advance.

Your convert,

Joe

MrGalt
9/18/2008 6:14am,
Happeh! My asian masters are asleep and their mind control has slipped. Come save me! I'm stealing wifi from Mos Burge

HiThere
9/18/2008 11:03am,
What is the difference between Terrorists and World Domination?

Nothing.
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......"I made a presentation a couple of years ago in Lausanne to an audience of high-level security experts at a seminar covering the subject of economic terrorism. This fascinating seminar covered the subject of the susceptibility of global markets and commerce to acts aimed at causing economic destruction, rather than physical destruction and death.

I pointed out that current levels of gearing and risk, and the concentration of risk in single points of failure, together mean that the only difference between "economic terrorists" and proprietary traders such as hedge funds is motive. The former would destroy a market deliberately: the latter by accident."......
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Accident? Who do you think controls Hedge Funds?

World Dominators do.

HiThere
9/18/2008 11:06am,
HiThere/HappyHomo, do you have a girlfriend or wife (your mother or any other female relations don't count)? i think you're waiting for that special guy and just afraid to admit it (sorry, i'm happily married). How many gay dating/chat sites are you a member of or do you just like gay porn? do you have a job? do you ever leave your house/mom's basement? do you have any sort of real life whatsoever? do you have any education outside of a high school diploma/GED/baby einstein/barney reruns? do you have any friends (imaginary and the voices in your head don't count)? have you ever been institutionalized (how did you escape?)? did you go to the "special", ie. the "disturbed" class", when you were a child?

it seems your entire life is based around analyzing gay porn, reading the news and writing stupidity.

if you hate your homosexuality so much, you could always try one of those evangelical programs to become straight. i heard they work for delusional dumbasses so you should do well.

also, i call bullshit on any kung fu that you claim to know outside of watching dragonballz and old episodes of kung fu. jumping around in you mother's bathrobe while holding your dick with a coke bottle up your ass and screaming "KUNG FU!!!" doesn't count as "training".

Loranger, Louisiana?

I guess you are the proof that inbreeding still goes on in the deep south huh?

FickleFingerOfFate
9/18/2008 11:10am,
Loranger, Louisiana?

I guess you are the proof that inbreeding still goes on in the deep south huh?




Congratulations,



dumbest comment yet!



(and for you, that's digging pretty deep.)

HiThere
9/18/2008 11:11am,
Congratulations,



dumbest comment yet!



(and for you, that's digging pretty deep.)

Let me guess.

You grew up in the deep south, and you are an inbreed?

FickleFingerOfFate
9/18/2008 11:13am,
Let me guess.

You grew up in the deep south, and you are an inbreed?




Another personal best,




will there be no end to your brilliance?



(Work on reading comprehension, Dickweed)

HiThere
9/18/2008 11:15am,
The stupidity and hate here is reaching such high levels, it is time to slap those stupid haters in the face to wake them up.

Here is a picture of a masturbation damaged head.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/UndeniableHeadDistortion.png

It is undeniable that the head in the picture is distorted. The right side of the head is normal. The left side of the head is masturbation damaged.

What I want is for all haters and stupids to plainly identify themselves as such, by stating that the head in that picture is completely normal.

Go ahead you stupid haters. Self identify yourself as either too stupid to see unevenness, or haters who will say the head is even just to screw with this post because you are haters.
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To make things even more clear, here is a large blown up picture.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/UndeniableHeadDistortionLarge.png

You sincere quiet people who are ignoring the haters and trying to learn? This is an excellent picture to teach yourself how masturbation changes the head. The man is very young, so the changes of age, exercise, etc, have not made too much of an impression on his body.

This picture is like a pristine human body only affectted by masturbation, which highlights the visibility of the masturbation caused changes.

(PS. Thank you for your patience and tolerance as I speak to the haters in their own language. I know it is hurtful and offputting to good people. )

FickleFingerOfFate
9/18/2008 11:17am,
The stupidity and hate here is reaching such high levels, it is time to slap those stupid haters in the face to wake them up.

Here is a picture of a masturbation damaged head.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/UndeniableHeadDistortion.png

It is undeniable that the head in the picture is distorted.

What I want is for all haters and stupids to plainly identify themselves as such, by stating that the head in that picture is normal.

Go ahead you stupid haters. Self identify yourself as either too stupid to see unevenness, or haters who will say the head is even just to screw with this post because you are haters.




Good idea,


get caught sleeping, and change the subject before anyone can see how inept you are.


Masterful.

Snake Plissken
9/18/2008 11:18am,
The stupidity and hate here is reaching such high levels, it is time to slap those stupid haters in the face to wake them up.

Here is a picture of a masturbation damaged head.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/UndeniableHeadDistortion.png

It is undeniable that the head in the picture is distorted.

What I want is for all haters and stupids to plainly identify themselves as such, by stating that the head in that picture is normal.

Go ahead you stupid haters. Self identify yourself as either too stupid to see unevenness, or haters who will say the head is even just to screw with this post because you are haters.

From the looks of that ugly ******, the only action he'll be getting is from his right hand.

HiThere
9/18/2008 11:23am,
Good idea,


get caught sleeping, and change the subject before anyone can see how inept you are.


Masterful.

Hater #1 self identifies himself

HiThere
9/18/2008 11:23am,
From the looks of that ugly ******, the only action he'll be getting is from his right hand.
Hater #2 self identifies himself

FickleFingerOfFate
9/18/2008 1:10pm,
Hater #1 self identifies himself




Your range of interpretation is truly inspiring.

Any chance you have something original to offer?







at all?









ever?




:sleepy4:

Kid Miracleman
9/18/2008 1:29pm,
http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/UndeniableHeadDistortionLarge.png

Kenny Florian: The College Years(?)

CrackFox
9/18/2008 1:40pm,
Happeh, no-one is denying that person has an uneven face. Can you prove that masturbation caused this unevenness?

M1K3
9/18/2008 1:52pm,
Wow, this thread is kinda like watching 'Twin Peaks' on acid. :icon_eek: