Why? I am a human being. My body reacts the same as the body of all other human beings.

What do you hope to accomplish with this request?We would consider it a show of good faith. You have asked many posters to submit a photo of them so you could "diagnose" them, it is only fair that you do the same. Especially since you yourself are the only subject that you have personally studied over a period of time.


This is how World Domination operates. Anyone who details their operations is the victim of a campaign by people like oldman34 who cry so much to the authorities, that the authorities give them what they want just to shut them up. Right. Lets examine this.

For this to work there would have to be thousands of such agents scouring the internet. They would have to be paid well enough and conditions of their employment backed up with threats of violence to prevent anyone from getting disillusioned and blowing the lid off the whole conspiracy.:20bux::violent1: All of this just to interfere with Jalon Anderson's spreading the truth through the internet, even though they know where he lives and have his phone number.

Seems kind of inefficient, doesn't it?

Wouldn't assassination or even simple threats be more cost effective? On the high end, .308 costs about 75 cents a round.:new_snipe A whole box of .45 ACP hollowpoints costs about fifteen bucks.:new_2guns Simple muggings go wrong all the time.:5masked: Of course, one has to hire the hitman and ensure the authorities are bought or sufficiently fooled, so a credible threat to send Mr. Anderson into hiding might provide the most bang for World Domination's buck.:hiding: Yet none of this has happened.

So, if they know where you live and what you are doing, why have they taken no action to silence you?:5ziplip:

I see two possibilities. Either they have some good reason for not going after you, for which you must have a theory, or this shadowey world-wide conspiracy is a product of your imagination.

After taking the time to dig for all the right smiley's I really hope he finally answers the question. It is kind of important.

Black performer made to dance at Israeli airport

“They stopped him ... as he has a Muslim name,” Baskin told The Associated Press. “He told them he was a dancer and was here to dance with the Alvin Ailey dance troupe and they told him, ‘So dance’.”

“Once, when I returned to the United States after a vacation in the Dominican Republic, the security people put me through a similar investigation and they also asked me to dance,” he told Yediot. “Maybe I should get used to dancing at airports.”

My dream would be to be there when this happens, and then see the entire airport break into rehearsed song and dance.


http://i36.tinypic.com/2954a4z.jpg
Note the inability of the subject to fully raise BOTH arms to the same height. This demonstrates the preference of the left hand over the right hand when "Circling Endor".
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Note the subject has the LEFT FOOT further forward then the RIGHT foot further cementing the hypotosis of the subject being a "southpaw grappler" when trying to "corral the Pants-Rancor".
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The lack of symmetry from sides of the face show his leaning to the right, despite all evidence that he prefers the left hand when "visiting Mos Eisley, a greater hive of scum and villiany has never been known".
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Despite my numerous attempts to find a picture of a Wookie anus for measurment, one could not be located and Lebell has his Photobucket account set to private.

Sooo funny...public place...can't do pushups..."circling Endor"...Wookie wanking noises floating through my head...

This is all very well but everyone knows Wookiees don't have light sabers.

Look at the picture for Yoda's sake.

Lowbacca says "The Force is weak with this one"
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/b/b0/Lowie-myrkr.jpg

Sorry it's not "real" :P

http://i36.tinypic.com/6p0n03.jpg

Note:
the lack of complete fingers on both hands. He has literally rubbed two fingers on each hand off by excessively "Worshipping the Golden God Kitbash".
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Note:
the headpiece, similar and reminiscent of the traditional Jewish headpiece the "yarmulke" designating he is a member of the Shadow Goverment, the Illuminati, The One-World Order, Freemasonry, Evil Plots and a World Dominator.
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If you notice the manner in which both eyes, seemingly devoid of any form of eyelid, stare blankly in similar directions. Surely this is from repeated nightime sessions of "Hopping on the Speeder-Bike when the Scout Trooper isn't Looking". The grimmace in the Chicklet-like teeth is another sure giveaway.

I get the feeling this person is insulting me. What signs are evident, Jalon? I wish to be able to better understand the message and energy that is being sent to the viewer.

http://zerotosixty.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/medium_dr_evil_1.jpg

No the man is not insulting you. This man suffers from The Sign of the Small Penis, The Sign of the Loser, The Sign of the Animal, or whatever you wish to call it.

I know it won't mean anything to you, but the hand gesture is linked to the wider left eye.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/DrEvilSymptoms.jpg

The left eye is wider and the left eyebrow is more lifted upwards than on the right. If you want more, use your own two eyes. What else do you see in the picture? Whatever observations you make, must be linked to Happeh Theory changes of the body in some way.

Knowing this is Mike Myers, the most likely cause is masturbation.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2954a4z.jpg
Note the inability of the subject to fully raise BOTH arms to the same height. This demonstrates the preference of the left hand over the right hand when "Circling Endor".

You did not specify why he cannot raise his arms equally. I do that too by saying "It is masturbation or whatever". That is a generalized answer, not a detailed answer.

If you are going to play at being Happeh though, you must explain what you say. Everyone here just gives me hate, so I will demonstrate how a smart person would react to your statement about the arms.

"Mr Snake Plissken Sir? I do see some difference in the vertical height of the arms. You claim this is due masturbation caused damage of the body. Could you explain in more detail exactly what masturbation has done to the body, that it has affected the arms so they raise upwards unevenly?"

That is how a thinking person who wants information asks for it. I eagerly await your reply



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Note the subject has the LEFT FOOT further forward then the RIGHT foot further cementing the hypotosis of the subject being a "southpaw grappler" when trying to "corral the Pants-Rancor".

Very good. I will make a kung fu man out of you yet.



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The lack of symmetry from sides of the face show his leaning to the right, despite all evidence that he prefers the left hand when "visiting Mos Eisley, a greater hive of scum and villiany has never been known".

I'll be damned! You are actually doing pretty good! I told you Happeh Theory was easy enough for high school kids. ;)

Since you are doing so good, now you have to explain yourself. You say "Despite the evidence he prefers his left hand". What evidence do you see that makes you conclude he prefers his left hand?

Wrong my...err.....well anyway.

There could possibly be a world conspiracy in place. Often times things occur that appear to be part of a greater plan.

Yet there is no proof of such a conspiracy. If it was that wide spread then someone in the know would eventually become disillusioned and spill the beans. They would back it up with facts. Concrete facts.

Ummmm. What do you call all the articles and pictures I have been posting, if they are not facts?


However, to insist that the Jewish race is hell bent on dominating us all, is a stretch.

Why? You must have some reason why you believe that the Jewish race is not hell bent on dominating us all.
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Lying World Dominator finally tells truth. But only after 50 years have passed.

"A US man convicted in the biggest espionage trial of the Cold War has, after more than 50 years, finally admitted his guilt, The New York Times reported Friday.

The revelation came as new information cast doubt on the conviction of another defendant, Ethel Rosenberg, who was executed for passing nuclear secrets to the Soviet Union.

Morton Sobell, 91, always maintained his innocence throughout the half century following his conviction as one of the defendants in the 1951 Rosenberg spy trial.

But now in an interview with the New York Times he answered, when asked if he had spied: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, call it that. I never thought of it as that in those terms."
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So here is this world dominator who spied on the USA, and admitted he lied about it for 50 years.

Oldman says there is no World Domination. I wonder if Oldman, when he turns 91, will admit, "Yeah Yeah Yeah. There is world domination and I was an operative at BullShido"

Kinda sad how Happeh is the only poster on his own forum. From the look of his member list, he only has the spambots for company.

Exposed once again as an agent MRM.

Only agents have ever said "Ya he looks like he posts to himself" to me. LOL!!!!!

I can go to any forums, and no matter what, up pops some guy who says "He has a forums and he is the only one posting there. How sad".

You guys really must be more aware and careful in following me around. You give yourselves away much to easily.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Or, and this possiblity is even more pathetic, did you write that because you saw someone else say it in some other forums, and you mindlessly repeated it?

For your sake, I almost hope you are an agent. It would be sad to think the guy raving about his intelligence picks things up and repeats them without even being aware of it.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I strongly recommend that you guys take the time to wade through Happeh's various blogs (http://www.happehtheory.com/HappehTheoryBlogs/HappehTheoryBlogsMainPage.htm)... his posts are worth their weight in crazy gold.

Here's a post from his Evil Plots blog (http://evilplots.blogspot.com/2006/07/driving-on-right-hand-side-of-road.html), in which he states that the Evil Jews are trying to make people in the USA unhealthy by forcing them to drive on the right side of the road:


Sublime.

I know it is pointless kid, but I will try to reduce that to something that you might understand.

Driving on the right hand side of the road builds the Yang part of the body, which in a particular way, is considered unhealthy.

Driving on the left hand side of the road builds the Yin part of the body, which is ALWAYS associated with an increase in health and well being.

*Slaps HiThere*

Right. Lets examine this.

For this to work there would have to be thousands of such agents scouring the internet. They would have to be paid well enough and conditions of their employment backed up with threats of violence to prevent anyone from getting disillusioned and blowing the lid off the whole conspiracy.:20bux::violent1: All of this just to interfere with Jalon Anderson's spreading the truth through the internet, even though they know where he lives and have his phone number.

Seems kind of inefficient, doesn't it?

Ummmm No. Your thinking seems sloppy. You have based your points on the fact that World Domination is only after Happeh. Then your points would make sense. There are lots of Happeh's in the world. World Domination has thousands of people scouring the internet, to get all of those people. Not just Happeh.

Besides, in a way they don't need so many people. Because I was such a thorn in their side, World Domination developed software that trawls internet forums looking for people. This program will trawl internet forums everywhere looking for the same nickname or similar kinds of posts in order to track people. With that computer program and others like it, World Domination only needs a manageable number of people scouring the internet.


Wouldn't assassination or even simple threats be more cost effective? On the high end, .308 costs about 75 cents a round.:new_snipe A whole box of .45 ACP hollowpoints costs about fifteen bucks.:new_2guns Simple muggings go wrong all the time.:5masked: Of course, one has to hire the hitman and ensure the authorities are bought or sufficiently fooled, so a credible threat to send Mr. Anderson into hiding might provide the most bang for World Domination's buck.:hiding: Yet none of this has happened.

So, if they know where you live and what you are doing, why have they taken no action to silence you?:5ziplip:

Do I need to report you to the police? Remember that MarkyMark is a police. You are talking about guns, ammunition, and my death all in the same paragraph.

A district attorney could do a lot with that post my friend. You better just be careful about what you say. In my neigborhood they arrested a guy just for taking pictures of his legally owned guns. He didn't threaten anybody.

You know what? As a matter of fact, I think I will send this message to my domain registrar, as another example of what the crazies who now have my details because of them.

How has happeh theory helped you Mr Anderson?

You did not specify why he cannot raise his arms equally. I do that too by saying "It is masturbation or whatever". That is a generalized answer, not a detailed answer.

If you are going to play at being Happeh though, you must explain what you say. Everyone here just gives me hate, so I will demonstrate how a smart person would react to your statement about the arms.

"Mr Snake Plissken Sir? I do see some difference in the vertical height of the arms. You claim this is due masturbation caused damage of the body. Could you explain in more detail exactly what masturbation has done to the body, that it has affected the arms so they raise upwards unevenly?"

That is how a thinking person who wants information asks for it. I eagerly await your reply
Because Wookie penis makes horsecock look like a cocktail weenie.




Very good. I will make a kung fu man out of you yet.
Pinch me, I must be dreaming.






Since you are doing so good, now you have to explain yourself. You say "Despite the evidence he prefers his left hand". What evidence do you see that makes you conclude he prefers his left hand?

http://i37.tinypic.com/kafyao.jpg

Note:

The predominant usage of the LEFT hand when a Wookie "Rocks His Bowcaster".

Wouldn't assassination or even simple threats be more cost effective? On the high end, .308 costs about 75 cents a round.:new_snipe A whole box of .45 ACP hollowpoints costs about fifteen bucks.:new_2guns Simple muggings go wrong all the time.:5masked: Of course, one has to hire the hitman and ensure the authorities are bought or sufficiently fooled, so a credible threat to send Mr. Anderson into hiding might provide the most bang for World Domination's buck.:hiding: Yet none of this has happened.

So, if they know where you live and what you are doing, why have they taken no action to silence you?:5ziplip:
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MRM? I just sent a copy of this to the President of my domain registrar, whose email I have when he contacted me over BSDaemons phone harrassment. I complained to him that my information is available to internet crazies talking about my death in a public forums.

Being the president of a large company that could get very bad PR from this, I am curious as to what his reply will be. As President of a large company, I expect him to recommend that I immediately contact some authorities.

I will let you know what he says.