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Telum
9/08/2008 9:23pm,
Prove it. Let's see your picture.
Im not showing my picture to a schizophrenic on the internet.

Edit: And a picture doesnt prove health or lack of it anyway.

NJM
9/08/2008 9:23pm,
Prove it. Let's see your picture.
http://www.wikitruth.info/images/f/f4/Brian_Peppers_pic.JPG

danniboi07
9/08/2008 9:34pm,
OH SWEET CHRIST ON A STICK... what do you DO to your penis?

I mean...good GOD MAN!!

Lu Tze
9/08/2008 9:45pm,
Prove it. Let's see your picture.You first.

NJM
9/08/2008 10:09pm,
OH SWEET CHRIST ON A STICK... what do you DO to your penis?

I mean...good GOD MAN!! You know that surgery Manson got to be able to suck his own dick?

:(

Kid Miracleman
9/09/2008 12:17am,
Wait, so Happeh is actually Brian Peppers and can suck his own dick? I'm confused.

Kid Miracleman
9/09/2008 12:19am,
So, 200 pages of Happeh insanity, eh? I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

NJM
9/09/2008 12:26am,
Wait, so Happeh is actually Brian Peppers and can suck his own dick? I'm confused.

We have a winner!

danniboi07
9/09/2008 12:32am,
switch to 40 posts/page. It's only 50 long ass pages of craziness on my end.

Yrkoon9
9/09/2008 2:03am,
This thread is approaching the 2k mark. Is this a new record in Bullshido history? Whatever you do - don't ban this guy. His level of genius/insanity is often unappreciated til they are gone : ie sherdog.

Zapruder
9/09/2008 10:22am,
So Jalon...answer me this...

http://home.earthlink.net/~toddwolly/vision/triangle.gif

HiThere
9/09/2008 10:39am,
Im not showing my picture to a schizophrenic on the internet.

Edit: And a picture doesnt prove health or lack of it anyway.
Do you guys EVER think before you post? Below is a picture of a case of gangrene.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/Gangrene.jpg

You just said that a doctor cannot use that picture to diagnose a case of gangrene.

Could you please explain why a doctor cannot use a picture of gangrene affected fingers, to diagnose a case of gangrene?

FickleFingerOfFate
9/09/2008 10:47am,
Do you guys EVER think before you post? Below is a picture of a case of gangrene.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/Gangrene.jpg

You just said that a doctor cannot use that picture to diagnose a case of gangrene.

Could you please explain why a doctor cannot use a picture of gangrene affected fingers, to diagnose a case of gangrene?








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HiThere
9/09/2008 11:02am,
Remember the post with this picture saying the guy had health problems that caused his right eye to close more than his left?

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SignTestEyesTitties.jpg

His right eye is closed more, and his right chest is smaller. His left eye is open more, and his left chest is bigger. I said that there was a relationship there that if you could learn, would help turn you into a super kind of human being, if that is what you wanted.

Then I posted this picture saying it was The Sign of the Penis.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/TheSignOfTheSmallPenis.jpg

I said that The Sign of the Small Penis was not just an insult, but an insult based on various changes to the body of the person being insulted. I said that The Sign of the Small penis was related to the man at the top doing the pledge of allegiance.

I said that the man at the top, The Sign of the Small Penis, The Sign of the Animal, and The Sign of the Loser all involved the right hand moving upwards towards the head. I asked why that was, and the only answer was from Danni I think, who said something about hand and eye communication being improved by bringing the hand up to the head.

The other responses were outright disagreement, or they said the picture meant nothing.
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If you were a detective or a scientist, what would you do if you were confused about something? You would look for more evidence. You would go over the evidence you have, and look for more corroborating evidence. What do we have?

(1) Right Arm motion up towards head for all of the examples.

(2) I said that Happeh Theory says your eyes are connected to your body, and that is how masturbation can make you blind.

(3) The picture of the guy with the mascot, showed that under his weak right eye, his chest looked smaller than his left chest.

Those three points might make a scientist or detective think that they should look at the right side of the body of people to see if something is going on. The right hand moves, the right eye is bad, and the right chest is shrunken, so the most obvious thing to do is to look for problems on the right side of the body.

(To cover my booty for the future when people understand all of this, I need to say that the association works on the left side of the body too. Pretend I didn't say that so you don't get confused for now.)

You take what evidence comes along, so the picture below is the one that came along.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SmallPenisCorroboration.jpg

The picture above is the same man as in The Sign of the Small Penis. What is the man doing in the picture above? He is leaning forward and his head is twisted so the right side of his face is lower than the left side of his face.

That picture is corroboration for the claims of Happeh Theory, and corroborative evidence for this discussion. I am saying the man made The Sign of the Small Penis because of changes to his body. People said you can't say that with only one picture. The picture above is another example that shows this particular man has a tendency to lean over to his right, and to lean downwards.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SmallPenisCompare.png

I agree that this is now only two pictures. But you should see what I am getting at. I say that changes to your body, like masturbation, can make your eyes in your head go blind. I showed you that a guy with a bad right eye has a shrunken chest under the eye.

Now you can go look for yourself. Start looking for people with one small eye, and look at their chest. Works for women too. Look at their eyes, then see if the titties match the eyes. Small eye should match to smaller titty, bigger eye should match to bigger titty.

Once you guys decide that I am onto something, and that you really can go blind from masturbation or excessive exercise, then we can start talking about the why and the how.

FickleFingerOfFate
9/09/2008 11:06am,
You use a braille keyboard,

don't you.

FickleFingerOfFate
9/09/2008 11:07am,
# 2000








WOOT!