I'd do a picture analysis, but I'm on my gf's computer and I don't want to contaminate her hard drive with this dribble.

At any rate, according to happeh theory, the guy on the right(the viewers right) wanks a lot. You can see his left eye is squinted a little bit and the right side of his mouth is creased up a little bit. This man has jacked off WAY more than his brother.


Am I right Jalon?

You're wrong danniboi07... the one on the right doesn't look asymmetrical because he wanks a lot, it's because he enjoys getting his freak on with the guy on the left. The guy on the right engages in so much buttpumpery and takes so many white-hot loads of creamy protein to the face that it's negatively affected his Yin head, resulting in asymmetry.

Sure you are not TheRuss.

TheRuss said he was Canadian.

This morning I exposed TheRuss by analyzying the posts in this thread and showing their similarity.

I must have done a super job, because guess what happened in Canada today?This bothers me very little. Like I said, I don't live in Canada. You are trying to prove your claims about World Domination and deflect one question by hurling baseless accusations. No one is buying it.


I know you can do it. Put aside your hate and use your brain. There are only two choices. If you have read one word I have written in this thread, you should immediately know who is the wanker.

I am right about masturbation changing the human body. This picture proves it. Look at it. Compare the differences between the two men. Get out pencil and paper and write them down.Emphasis mine. This picture is not proof of anything. You have not spent years monitoring them and recording how often and how vigorously they masturbate. You therefor cannot point to any verifiable correlation between their appearance and their masturbation habits. You fail at scientific method.


I guess me exposing MRM as TheRuss must have been a real big hit for World Domination. The Canadian government is now in turmoil.If that were true, it would be all the more reason to eliminate you, wouldn't it?

Neither of the people in the picture wank. They wank each other, so it doesnt really count.

LINK SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.happeh.com/NudeHappehTheory/WhatIsSex/WhatIsSexMainPage.htm


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If a person was to go back over your posts, your discussion of any point consists of "No they are not"," no it isnt", "or just plain no". You never explain why, you just put your foot down like a daddy and say no.
It's like every time he posts. I swear he's doing it to be helpful.


There was one asshole that asked the same question over and over and over. I am 99.9% certain it was TheRuss, who curiously has not been posting since you started posting.
How did you get this wrong? Just hit the back button and find out (Me? I'm lazy so I don't care, but wasn't it Honesty?).

Oh ya, forgot when TheRuss wanted to know about the America thing. So that makes three questions repeatedly repeated that you never answer. The first by Honesty was why - since you used to post under a named clearyl stating that you were homosexual, do you think you are able to reason, when you told me that being being homosexual removes your ability to reason (I believe the actual word you used was "think")?


After you state the orientation of the head of both men, and the vertical distance between their hands and their heads, could you please state if you think both men are the same?

I think that is what you are implying by posting the pictures, that both men are the same because they are both making a similar hand gesture, but I would like you to write down that you believe both men in those pictures are the same just to be certain I am getting your meaning correctly.

Since this is actually somewhat resembling an argument, I'll respond seriously.

I did indeed post both pictures to indicate the men were similar, but only in one circumstance: their hand positioning. I made no remark about the similarity between any other part of their body, and will agree here that regarding the entire body, their gestures are different. I was not aware that when you commented on the gesture - a word usually referring to an action with the hand - the two men were making, you meant including the entire body. It was posts such as these that had me confused into thinking you referred only to their hands.


People like him make that gesture which looks like he is saying "My penis is this small".

The phrase "this small" is in reference to length, which is usally indicated with the hand.


That man is making a sign called a mudra, which works on what Chinese call Yin Yang Theory principles.

This is in reference to a picture of a man shown in front of many other pictures of hands and only hands in different configurations. Thus lending weight to the idea that the hand posture and only that were significant. A mudra - by definition - is strictly referring to the configuration of the hands, and not to the entire body.


You idiot. Why is that the OK sign? The OK sign - as known by the majority of Western cultures (though not all) - primarily the US - is made only with the hand; the rest of the body's posture does not matter.


Retards think it is just a formation of the hand and fingers that means "Everything is OK".
Again, referrencing only hands, however here you indicate that it is slow thinking to believe it "just a formation of the hand and fingers." So perhaps you believe the definition of the OK sign or mudras are incorrect. Is this so? Or, possibly, it could also be that while you don't think the people who invented it defined it incorrectly, maybe there is simply more to the gesture that you have uncovered - is that it?


Because human nature causes the majority of our communication to involve eye contact and body language. Bringing a hand sign up to the head makes the union of these two forms of communication much easier.

No no, you're not listening at all. It because since the body's a penis, and the head is the tip, then bringing the hand to your head is like masturbating, which only losers do cause it shrinks your yin and makes you crippled, and a crippled human is like an animal. Duuuuuhhhh.


You're stupid.
Why....why would ever come here?? Seriously, have you been following this thread the whole time? Did you click the wrong link?

I'd do a picture analysis, but I'm on my gf's computer and I don't want to contaminate her hard drive with this dribble.

At any rate, according to happeh theory, the guy on the right(the viewers right) wanks a lot. You can see his left eye is squinted a little bit and the right side of his mouth is creased up a little bit. This man has jacked off WAY more than his brother.


Am I right

You win the prize! You do mean the redheaded one right? In the brown jacket?

Since you have shown you can acquire new knowledge, did you notice that the read head appears to be leaning into his brother, and also leaning forward? Those are more symptoms. He also gives the impression he is going down as he moves to the right.

Which hand do most people masturbate with? The right. So his body looks like it is going over to the right masturbating hand, and down towards the masturbating hand. It is really obvious why.

Isn't masturbation like pulling? Instead of stroking your dick, think if it as pulling on your dick. Since your arm is pulling on your dick, it also exerts a pulling force on the rest of your body. The parts of the body that can, will respond by moving toward the pulling right hand, like the upper part of the redheadd guys body and his head.

Why are we listening to the guy who thinks Dragonball Z is a secret Kung Fu tome?

OK guys. Since only one person has the testicles to post an opnion about the two guys and which one is masturbating, lets do some ownage somewhere else.

The Sign of the Animal

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SignOfTheAnimal.jpg

The Sign of the Loser

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SmallSign.jpg

The Sign of the Small Penis

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/TheSignOfTheSmallPenis.jpg

Then we noted that every insult sign used the right hand raised up some vertical distance towards the face. I have been doing all this stuff to tell you guys how the human body works so you can learn for yourself how to see all this, and so you can learn some real kung fu. Some of you don't believe me so lets apply what I am trying to say. Let's look at this guy.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SignTest.jpg

This man is standing up straight and he has his right hand raised up to his heart. His right hand is not raised up to his head like the The Sign of the Loser, The Sign of the Animal, or The Sign of the Small Penis, but it is raised up, so the man's body should react somewhat similarly to the way the body reacts to all of the insult signs.

Look at the man's right eye. His right eye is more closed than his left eye.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SignTestEye.jpg

Why is the man's right eye closed? Remember we are trying to figure out why all of those insults are insults. Why is a right hand up by the head an insult to someone?

If you were trying to be mean to someone, and they only had one eye, wouldn't making a sign at them that meant "Look at him! He only has one eye!", be a very insulting thing to do? It would be like hoping around on one foot in front of a guy in a wheelchair. The ultimate mocking heart stabbing put down.

So let's say that the man in the picture above really is an example of a human being who fits the description of who the insults are designed for. A man with only one eye. ( Which also indicates impaired mental function ). Is there anything in this picture that might help us figure out what it is that is going on with his body that makes him have only one eye? Or makes him look like he only has one eye? Or provides the reason why his right eye is closed more than his left eye?

Sure there is. For the person who can see what they are looking at.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SignTestTitties.jpg

If you can see what you are looking at, the arrow on the left shows that the guy has a relatively large and bulging outward left chest. The arrow on the right side shows his right chest looks shrunken and is further back than the left side of the chest.

Are you thinking the interesting thing to think? It is right there in front of you.

The man has his right eye closed more than his left eye, and the man's right chest is smaller than his left chest.

That must be a coincidence right? The eye is in the head, so it is only coincidence that the right side of the chest is shrunken and the right eye is shrunken closed more than the left eye.

It has to be a coincidence. Doesn't it? If you are not sure, just keep repeating it. It is only a coincidence. It is only a coincidence. It is only a coincidence................

I really cannot believe that there are people as stupid as you in this world.

I really cannot believe that there are people as stupid as you in this world.
People like you are the basis of the saying "Pearls before Swine".

You are in the presence of genius, and you don't have a clue.
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That stuff in that post up there would blow the lid off of the conventional medical establishment, if it was worth money. Since it is not worth money, they will never pay attention to it, they won't believe it, and they will do everything in their power to stop other people from believing it.

See Telum? If you learn what is in that post above, you can fix a lot of your health problems yourself. Who is in charge of your chest? You are. You do the exercises or work to make your chest look like whatever you want. A doctor can't do anything about it.

If you believe that stuff above, instead of going to an eye doctor and letting them make lots of money from you fixing your bad eye, you would use your brains and the knowledge that I gave to you, and you would change your exercises and your work habits so that your chest evened out.

Then when our chest evened out, your eye would get better. And it was all for free. Didn't have to pay a dime to those stupid doctors who want to make money from you. Not cure you.

Actually Happeh, could you answer this please? you seem to have not answered it yet and I would like you to tell me what this implies.



I am sorry Arjuna. Homosexuals, women........ they are not cut out for thinking. They react like you just did when the pressure gets too high. You lose your mind and bleat total nonsense.



Happeh, you used to post on other boards under the name of TheHappyHomo, this seems to indicate you are homosexual. Therefore, as you have stipulated above, does this mean you are not cut out for thinking?

People like you are the basis of the saying "Pearls before Swine".

You are in the presence of genius, and you don't have a clue.

Ive been in classes taught by MacArthur fellows and other winners of prestigious academic awards. I know genius.




See Telum? If you learn what is in that post above, you can fix a lot of your health problems yourself. Who is in charge of your chest? You are. You do the exercises or work to make your chest look like whatever you want. A doctor can't do anything about it.

A pity I have no health problems. Why, are you in poor health? Is that why you masturbate all the time?

+AHA!!!
But how much has the little mouse/bear mascot been tugging at the turnip?

It has to be a coincidence. Doesn't it? If you are not sure, just keep repeating it. It is only a coincidence. It is only a coincidence. It is only a coincidence................
Yes. It is a coincidence that he is looking at the costumed freak standing to his left and has the sun in his eyes.


You are in the presence of genius, and you don't have a clue.Do you have any idea how mindlessly arrogant you are?

Happeh, why won't you answer my question? It seems simple enough as you are so well versed in New World Order plots. What is their purpose in keeping you around?

If you fail to answer I may have to assume that you are an agent of theirs who is intentionally feeding us misinformation to throw us off their trail.

A pity I have no health problems.

Prove it. Let's see your picture.