No idea where you're going with that, KM, but it has a catchy refrain.



The Iranians put up a news story of the incident, with the picture shown below.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SarkozyTheChump.jpg

If you know Happeh Theory, or you are an Iranian, any other Arab, a Hispanic, an African or an Asian, you can look at that picture and tell that whoever it is, is a Jackoff. He is making the Sign of the Small Penis.

People like him make that gesture which looks like he is saying "My penis is this small".


http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/Mudra.jpg

That man is making a sign called a mudra, which works on what Chinese call Yin Yang Theory principles.


You idiot. Why is that the OK sign? Because that sign changes your body internally to make you feel good and healthy. The OK sign is like therapy.

The Indians were smart enough to know the OK sign was physical therapy, so that is what they use it for.

Retards think it is just a formation of the hand and fingers that means "Everything is OK".
So.......if you want to feel good and healthy, do that sign, but side effects are having a small dick?

It's like my coffee in the morning to get me going.

There are lots of uses for the knowledge contained in Happeh Theory. The knowledge is not Happeh Theory's alone of course. If you were to stop a normal person in the street and talk about Happeh Theory, they would say "Happeh Theory? Where I am from we call that common sense. Sounds like someone is trying to sell you a load of goods! Calling common sense by some crazy name like Happeh Theory!......."Any normal person that you were to stop on the street and describe your theories to would probably either tell you to get therapy or would assume that you are a homeless schizophrenic and be polite to you until they could walk away. You yourself have admitted that you have no supporters. There is a reason for that.


John McCain was a POW. The Vietnamese tortured him so that he cannot lift his arms over his head. Vietnamese are Asian, so of course they tortured him using the prinicples of Yin Yang Theory. Since the mind and body are one, if John McCain's arms are messed up, his brain must be messed up too.This is another unfounded assumption that you can't back up. Asian people are not magical. The NVA were not employing Yin Yang when they tortured him, they were just acting like savage little pricks and trying to cause him pain. Maybe if they had been as well versed as you assume in Asian mysticism the North Vietnamese doctors that treated him would have known how to set a bone correctly.


I keep telling you that people all over the world know about Happeh Theory, but they call it common sense. Arabic people know about Happeh Theory. When you know about the human body and how it reacts to various stimuli, you can ridicule people simply by posting their picture so other people like you can see it.Have you ever been to the Middle East? Have you ever spoken to a Middle Eastern person in your entire life? Again, this is an unfounded assumption that you can't back up and which makes not sense.


The Iranians, who are Arabs, are not happy with the Jew World Domination Nicholas Sarkozy of France. Sarkozy was talking about how it would be understandable if Israel bombed Iran.Already mentioned, but worth reiterating: the Iranians are not Arabs. Calling an Iranian (or a Pashtun, Turkman, or Kurd) Arab is an invitation to get kicked in the balls.

Again, why hasn't the world-wide Zionist/Banking/Illuminati/Papist/Stalinist/NeoCon/Fascist conspiracy shot/poisoned/carbombed/imprisoned/commited/defenestrated/disappeared you yet? Please, I must know.

Happeh, the Vietnamese aren't Chinese. They don't use Taoist philosophy. You can't possibly say that all of Asia uses Yin and Yang principles, because those are a Chinese thing! You realize that Asia also includes India and places as far west as Kazakhstan (everything west of that, while still being a part of asia under the strictest geographical definitions, is normally just called the Middle East)? Do they use "Yin and Yang"?
So **** off with your racist generalizations.

BTW I'm half Chinese and I'm willing to bet that you're all haole.

Vietnamese are Asian, so of course they tortured him using the prinicples of Yin Yang Theory.

It's usually quotes like this that give away Jalon's Trollish ways. Most of the time we believe him to be a total nutcase, but when he says things like this we are driven to believe he's been pulling our leg this whole time.

Once again, I am forced to say that if indeed this is a troll job...my hat is off to you good sir. You took us all for a jolly roll.

If not, then Jalon.....you crazy, boy!

Considering how many goddamn videos Happeh uploads to his YouTube account and how many goddamn blogs he has and how much goddamn crap he posts on his website, I sincerely believe he's the real deal in terms of craziness. I don't think any troll looking for big laffs would waste so much free time and go to such lengths to prank not only random forums, but the entire Internets itself.

Oh, and I wasn't really going anywhere with the Toto lyrics; I was listening to "Hold the Line" while I was reading this thread and felt compelled to post the words to the song.

Yes, I totally agree that no sane person would go through such lengths just to troll the internet. However, I took a step back and noticed how much time and effort I, myself, have devoted to this one thread alone. It didn't really take much. Look at happeh's videos....there's not really that much to them. No thought, no advanced editing skills. It wouldn't take much to perform what Jalon has done. Free time goofing off at work, free time at home, free time at a wifi cafe. It's totally possible..............


But, as stated earlier... Troll or not, he's still insane.


Edited because the lack of a single letter completely changes a word and decides whether a sentence makes sense or not.

You just haven't realized his genius. Yet.

This is another unfounded assumption that you can't back up. Asian people are not magical. The NVA were not employing Yin Yang when they tortured him,

MRM. You are a big fucking idiot. You are so stupid, it boggles the mind. Unless someone knows you are being a purposeful asshole.

You have no way, absolutely no way, to justify that statement above. That statement above is what makes you an evil asshole that I don't have to pay a bit of attention to.

If a person was to go back over your posts, your discussion of any point consists of "No they are not"," no it isnt", "or just plain no". You never explain why, you just put your foot down like a daddy and say no.
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When are you going to tell us who you really are? Or are you going to force me to go back over the thread and find out?

There was one asshole that asked the same question over and over and over. I am 99.9% certain it was TheRuss, who curiously has not been posting since you started posting.

I could be wrong though. Why don't you just tell us what your other account name is? Did I stop talking to the other account so you started up with this one?

His claim of "no" is no more/less powerful than your claim in the affirmative, unless you provide peer-reviewed scientific proof.


Welcome to the animal of scientific claims. Make one, and you have to back it up. Where's the peer reviewed evidence?

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I'll keep asking this question until you answer. And no amount of bullshit rhetoric will change that. Answer my question.

So.......if you want to feel good and healthy, do that sign, but side effects are having a small dick?


Ummmmm. Did you ever see the research that said that Chinese men, chinese developed Yin Yang Theory supposedly, have on average the smallest penis size of all races?

Think about that fact and your question. For about 10 years.
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And your two pictures? We have already established you don't think to good. Why do you continue to embarrass yourself?

Please tell me what orientation Sarkozy's head is at.

Please tell me what orientation the Indian guys head is at.

Please state the vertical distance between Sarkozy's hand and his head.

Please state the vertical distance between the Indian man's hand and his head.

After you state the orientation of the head of both men, and the vertical distance between their hands and their heads, could you please state if you think both men are the same?

I think that is what you are implying by posting the pictures, that both men are the same because they are both making a similar hand gesture, but I would like you to write down that you believe both men in those pictures are the same just to be certain I am getting your meaning correctly.

His claim of "no" is no more/less powerful than your claim in the affirmative, unless you provide peer-reviewed scientific proof.

Why? You, like everyone else, seem to believe that reality is determined by majority vote.

Secondly, I don't have any peers. I have met maybe 3 people in 10 years on the internet who could converse with me and understand me.


Welcome to the animal of scientific claims. Make one, and you have to back it up. Where's the peer reviewed evidence?

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I'll keep asking this question until you answer. And no amount of bullshit rhetoric will change that. Answer my question.

What your demand demonstrates is that you have no intelligence and you know it.

An intelligent person would ask to see evidence themselves, so they could make their own decision about what they see.

A person who is not intelligent, asks for intelligent people to do peer reviews. The person asking for peer reviews, you, is not smart enough to understand the material, so you must depend on someone else who is smart enough to tell you what to believe.

I bet you believed there were WMD in Iraq, because the "experts" told you so. Huh?

Get a brain. Figure things out for yourself. As long as you trust those peers, they can tell you anything they want, and you will believe it.
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You want me to start posting my collection of scientific liars and boneheads? I have been collecting stories of scientific liars and boneheads for years. I can show you that about 75% of those guys you trust get things wrong all of the time.

Once you go through 50 stories of doctors and scientists making mistakes that kill people, taking bribes that kill people, or pushing drugs that kill people to please their corporate masters, your trust in authority figures will evaporate.

You don't make a claim and then ask someone to figure it out for themselves.

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If you cannot provide it, please give up so that you don't become dehydrated sitting there.

Your Race-Ethnicity-Qi link is almost as laughable as that of Falun Gong's.

MRM. You are a big fucking idiot. You are so stupid, it boggles the mind. Unless someone knows you are being a purposeful asshole.Its nice to know that you care.:love2:


You have no way, absolutely no way, to justify that statement above. That statement above is what makes you an evil asshole that I don't have to pay a bit of attention to.You have no way, absolutely no way, to justify any of the statements you have made. You are the one making claims, that makes you the one responsible for backing those claims up. Prove to me that NVA interrogators based their torture techniques on Yin Yang, and don't just say "because their Asian, of course." That is a cop out and you know it.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

By the way, has anyone else noticed that I have not descended into ad hominem attacks one time since I started posting in this thread? Huzzah for me!


There was one asshole that asked the same question over and over and over. I am 99.9% certain it was TheRuss, who curiously has not been posting since you started posting.

I could be wrong though. Why don't you just tell us what your other account name is? Did I stop talking to the other account so you started up with this one?
No, Happeh, I am not TheRuss. Unlike you I don't break the rules of Bullshido and create multiple accounts. But I do share his concern that you intentionally avoid certain questions that are of key importance.

So, Jalon, why is World Domination keeping you around?

Because he's as entertaining to them as he is to us.

Jalon, I'm Asian. Why do you continue to ignore my posts? Don't you believe I could contribute to your theory? I have an intimate knowledge of Yin/Yang theory ingrained in my DNA. Please communicate with me.

Did you guys know that thinking improves with practice? Maybe if someone demonstrates, you could try it out yourselves?

Remember The Sign of the Animal?

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SignOfTheAnimal.jpg

And The Sign of the Loser?

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/SmallSign.jpg

Then yesterday The Sign of the Small Penis was posted.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/TheSignOfTheSmallPenis.jpg

Now. A person who thinks compares things that are presented together for similarities or differences. In the interest of time, lets jump straight to the point.

The Sign of the Animal, The Sign of the Loser, and The Sign of the Small Penis, all involve bringing the hand up to the head.

http://www.happeh.com/Images/BullShido/HandGestureCompare.png

A thinking person would then wonder to themselves, "Why do three gestures that are all insults, The Sign of the Animal, The Sign of the Loser, and The Sign of the Small Penis, all involve bringing the hand up by the head".