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Skinnywhiteguy
12/18/2006 4:02pm,
I know I'm a newb here but I have to share my piece on why people who want to be 'ninjas' have not thought the thing through.

First some background (cuz everyone loves background) The only martial art I've studied is Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu (since '98) and I hate to admit it, but initially I was interested because of the whole samurai/ninja thing. It didn't take long for my instructor to make it VERY clear that the ninja thing is pretty much a joke, and that what we're learning is japanese unarmed combatives (per Hatsumi soke and our Shihan). Anyway, I stuck with it because it was fun, my instructor is a great guy and has become a good friend, and I am learning to handle myself better in a fight.

My issue with the guys that want to be Ninjas (aka stealth assassin, flip-out and kill people, poison with plutonium in sushi bars, hide weapons in the anus, stab femoral artery with icicle, disappear into the shadows) is not that they're looking for something that doesn't exist. It's that they don't realize what the anti government feudal japanese special ops really was, and they don't realize who the modern equivalent really is. The modern equivalent of the Ninja is the suicide bomber that blows up GIs passing out candy to children. The modern equivalent of the Ninja is the Al Qaeda jihadi kidnapping NGO doctors and torturing them to death. They do everything like the Ninjas.

They have become mountain recluses (and if they survive much longer will probably fraction into in-fighting groups and become clandestine mountain recluses). They wage mental warfare on their opponents by attacking mixed military and non-miltary targets. They recruit the young and impressionable and send them into suicide missions. They are hit-and-run specialists, everywhere and nowhere. They are fighting a larger, stronger, better equipped force and are 'successful' because of their methods. They have a sense of national identity and 'honor' that is incomprehensible to the rest of the world. They are religiously saavy and use that to confuse, recruit, and invoke fear into their own nation. The list goes on...

The LARPers and crappy martial artists that want to be Ninjas need to consider their game. Would you aspire to being an Al Qaeda footman? If you would you should have your head examined.. It's the same with the video games where you play a Private in the army landing on Juno beach or at the Somme or Verdun. It's friggin sick and shouldn't be tolerated. Wanna be Ninjas go home. I don't believe you really want to be that..

TKD Black Belt
12/18/2006 4:17pm,
Righto, so "NO" to wannabe Ninjas but a strong "YES" to the real ones?

Alrighty then.

TKD

Goju - Joe
12/18/2006 4:20pm,
Ninjisim is silly in all it's forms. Fro your reason's and for others as well

Neildo
12/18/2006 4:31pm,
best myspace ever.

Skinnywhiteguy
12/18/2006 4:46pm,
Righto, so "NO" to wannabe Ninjas but a strong "YES" to the real ones?

Alrighty then.

TKD

I mean to say they're both bad.

Planktime
12/18/2006 4:58pm,
best myspace ever.

I dont know there is one of his friends call "sneaky ninja".
I mean really is there a non-sneaky ninja out there.....wait most of them are LARPing nut balls so maybe this one deserves distinction.

PT

Virus
12/18/2006 6:11pm,
What was your source material for your information on the real ninja?

The problem is (well one of many problems) with "ninjers" is that so little reliable source material exists on what real ninjas were.

Virus
12/18/2006 6:16pm,
What amuses me is how ninjers talk about how ninjitsu is "for da str33tz0r" yet ninjas, if they really existed, did not have to fight in modern, urban enviorments, with modern social repurcussions for violent actions. Practicallity of so-called "ninjitsu" techniques aside, the last thing you want to learn for modern self-defence is some centuries old feudal espionage system.

kobudo
12/18/2006 6:23pm,
Weren't ninja given a social status somewhere just below the horse back in those days? I seem to recall reading that...

RunningDog
12/18/2006 6:31pm,
What was your source material for your information on the real ninja?


there's no source material that would help the OP's case, it's his own special theory about terrorists being modern-day ninjas, and having a code of honour, or something.
However I'd imagine, though I don't know, that the ninja code of honour (if there was one) precluded them from executing marketplaces full of random people with explosives.

OnceLost
12/18/2006 8:09pm,
poison with plutonium in sushi bars
Not that it matters, but it was polonium and it seems to have worked pretty well.


Would you aspire to being an Al Qaeda footman?
Enough people do to make it a dangerous organization. They don't recruit - people line up to come to them (I just wrote a 14 page paper for an advanced terrorism class on the recruiting and funding of terrorist networks). Likewise, people line up to be ninjas. Care to take bets on the Osama v. Ashida fight?

Virus
12/18/2006 8:20pm,
The bottom line is: On the subject of ninjas, don't listen to ninjers.

OnceLost
12/18/2006 8:25pm,
Honestly, can you listen to ninjers about anything? I mean, they're ninjers, fer crying out loud...

Backdraft
12/19/2006 7:43am,
Oncelost hits the correct with d34dly accuracy.

Roidie McDouchebag
12/19/2006 8:06am,
Al Qaeda is nowhere near as gay as ninjas.

OnceLost
12/19/2006 8:42am,
Al Qaeda is nowhere near as gay as ninjas.
Not that I'm advocating terrorism, but at least their **** actually kills people.