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Virus
11/26/2006 10:15pm,
Generic martial arts gags:

Q) How do chunners climb up walls?

A) With an anti-grappling hook.
Virus
11/26/2006 10:32pm,
Q) Why do ninjas wear tabi?

A) Becuase they're too deadly for b3h f33t.
MacWombat
11/26/2006 11:00pm,
Q) What did Helio give to Rorion for Christmas?

A) The Gracie Gift.
Doctor Z
11/26/2006 11:50pm,
Q) Why did the chicken cross the road?

A) To go practice Taekwondo

(Oh ****, I'm lame)
Virus
11/26/2006 11:54pm,
Q) Why do ninjas visit the swimming pool?

A) Becuase they're too deadly for the spa.
Virus
11/27/2006 1:32am,
Q) Why don't boxers get needles?

A) Becuase they always slip the jab.
MacWombat
11/27/2006 1:34am,
Q) Why don't ninjas get married?

A) Because they're too d34dly for the ring.
Virus
11/27/2006 3:21am,
Q) Why don't ninjas get married?

A) Becuase they're ninjas.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:17am,
- Waiter! What's this ninja doing in my soup?

- Looks like a lunge punch.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:23am,
Q) How many chunners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) They don't change lightbulbs, they use lightbulb changing concepts.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:26am,
Q) What's at the end of a ninja rainbow?

A) A LARPricorn.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:29am,
Q) Why did the karateka get fired from management?

A) He couldn't stop breaking the board.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:30am,
Q) What's black and red and spins around in circles?

A) A ninja in a blender.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:37am,
Q) What do astronauts use to grapple?

A) Spacey Jiujitsu.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:39am,
Q) What does aikido and brothel whore have in common?

A) Neither of them work on the street.
Virus
11/27/2006 5:41am,
Q) What does BJJ and a gay have in common?

A) They both work in the ring.