..."No muscular force in your arm strikes. It has killing power because the arms are totally loose and the body is just throwing them, y'see..."
And note how both he and his student are clearly in top physical form for martial arts practice.
...It's a good thing for them they disabled comments.
Axelton
11/21/2006 10:23pm,
high-larious
hoodedmonk
11/22/2006 10:30am,
WOW! that was um!...... well uh! Anyway, im not sure but I think I feel different now in some strange way!
FictionPimp
11/22/2006 1:50pm,
I think i want to make one of these videos.
I'll call it aiki drop kick power.
"See after he throws the punch, we will take 5 steps backwards, run fowards and drop kick him in the face."
CanucKyokushin
11/22/2006 2:02pm,
The more I watch these kinds of vids the more I am convinced that the only reason why those TCMA's is because no one wants to risk getting hurt and sweating in normal sparring classes.
justabill
11/22/2006 2:10pm,
I need to find these opponents that throw slow punches then sit still for a few minutes so I can complete these killer tactics!
RunningDog
11/22/2006 2:15pm,
I honestly don't remember seeing a training partner that compliant in all my days.
Axelton
11/22/2006 2:38pm,
canuck i cant stop watching your avatar, its mesmorizing.
Epicurus
11/22/2006 4:10pm,
canuck i cant stop watching your avatar, its mesmorizing.
I spent a good five minutes just starting at it once, entranced, until a bird landed on my head and startled me out of it. It's a good thing it did, or I might have starved to death.
Anyway, here's a good one where Mr. Monatigue outlines the philosophy of Dim Mak for Law Enforcement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqHCUl5TILA
memorable quotes:
"People Can't Fight. But animals can survive."
"The Chinese have a saying which translates to 'If you use technique, you will lose' "
If the only "techniques" and "fighting" I'd been exposed to were the ones demonstrated by Mr. Monatigue, then I'd probably say that stuff too.
"I'll hit him right here.. it must be THIS way, not this motion... yes, and that's an INSTANT DEATH POINT, and there is NO CURE for that point."
Tip: Most things that cause "instant death" don't have "cures", Earl.
Anyway, there are like a hundered of these things on YouTube, I highly recommend them, they're all about 1-2 minutes long, just enough to see how ridiculous it is without getting bored.
Too bad comments are disabled, I'd have some interesting observations for Earl.
Epicurus
11/22/2006 4:42pm,
And just ONE more. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrwG599Sc3s&mode=related&search=)
Be sure to see the complete, three-step technique.
Block a jab with both of your arms, and then deliver two punches, neither of which will have anything even RESEMBLING power, Truly a deadly technique.
Chizilds
11/22/2006 5:08pm,
we had one of these idiots come by campus to teach this ****. He wanted to show that it was effective against grapple opponents as well. I volunteered from the crowd. Told him I had "some" experience. he asked me to "take him down". I went for a double leg take down and he tried to knee me in the head. Well seeing as i had both of his legs that was a mute point. I passed to a side mount and pulled back into an arm bar. The entire "lesson" was over in about 45 seconds. He said that I knew his technique so it wouldn't work.
Wanting the crowd to NOT be duped into taking this "artists" classes I offered to be cooperative. This time I fell to guard and he was on top of me. He tried to punch like my left peck and I just looked at him. Put him in a triangle and let him ride it out as long as he could. My friend said it looked like middle school when you would see a bully with someone in a headlock.... squeermin around.
I think everyone learned a little something that day. Dim mak is Dim Bull ****.
Epicurus
11/22/2006 5:17pm,
we had one of these idiots come by campus to teach this ****. He wanted to show that it was effective against grapple opponents as well. I volunteered from the crowd. Told him I had "some" experience. he asked me to "take him down". I went for a double leg take down and he tried to knee me in the head. Well seeing as i had both of his legs that was a mute point. I passed to a side mount and pulled back into an arm bar. The entire "lesson" was over in about 45 seconds. He said that I knew his technique so it wouldn't work.
Wanting the crowd to NOT be duped into taking this "artists" classes I offered to be cooperative. This time I fell to guard and he was on top of me. He tried to punch like my left peck and I just looked at him. Put him in a triangle and let him ride it out as long as he could. My friend said it looked like middle school when you would see a bully with someone in a headlock.... squeermin around.
I think everyone learned a little something that day. Dim mak is Dim Bull ****.
It's time for a Choose Your Own Rationalization Adventure!
Chizilds has just told a story which closely resembles what seems to happen every time someone tries to demonstrate the use of a "deadly" unarmed technique to counter a simple takedown attempt! But your martial art is full of such techniques! What do you reply?
If you say:
"Everyone knows that whle you may have proven that THAT guy was a bullshit artist, he clearly wasn't practicing the correct style! I'd like to see you come here and try that **** on me! Actually, I'm not high-level enough yet to accept challenges from gaijin. but you can come and try to convince my Sifu! He won five hundred cage fights in Poland between 1937 and 1945!"
Then turn to Page 2
If you say:
"Oh please, that demonstrator probably could have killed you if he hadn't been holding back, or you hadn't been resisting in the wrong way, or it hasn't been mid-afternoon which protected your Chi from disruption."
Then turn to Page 33
Chizilds
11/22/2006 5:36pm,
As I clean the soda I spit out from laughing, off of my monitor I will explain to you why I laughed.
THATS WHAT HE SAID! when the audience saw how incredible USELESS his dim crak was.... he responded by saying that he was forced to hold back BECAUSE if he went full on , that left peck punch could have stopped my heart or interrupted the rhythm. I offered to try his moves YET AGAIN and the third time he turned me down.
He was also quoted as saying "who fights on the ground like a girl anyway". I didnt even respond, I grabbed my friends and most of the audience and went to class.
BackFistMonkey
11/22/2006 5:40pm,
I honestly don't remember seeing a training partner that compliant in all my days.
Check out some Hapkido Schools ... I am sure you will find some that atleast meet if not exceed the bar on this one ...
He was also quoted as saying "who fights on the ground like a girl anyway". .
maybe just maybe a woman fighting for her life or against an attempted rape ... hell even a man fighting off a larger and/or a more agressive attacker often ends up on the ground and yes even on their back ...
But walking away giggling at his ignorant fantasy world is just as effective sometimes . It may not cause direct action like pointing that out would , but it will slowly eat away at his soul as he tries to get to sleep alone becouse his wife quit having sex with him months ago ... she got sick of faking when all his students fake it all the time . She wanted something ... special ... not just what all his student got to do as well .
He will be thinking of all the bad ass martial artists he has known and trained with , almost like counting sheep in Heavy weave Judo Gi's that KIA loudly as they began their gracefull flight over the cresent moon ( which in this sick fucks fantasy apppears to be wearing a black belt with )... then with one hand wedged between his pugdy thighs he grasps his underdevloped genitals . The other hand will slowly creap to his trembling lips as he fights back the tears (and the desire to eat cheesecake ) rewarding those dry cracked lips with the comfort of his thumb jammed all the way in his mouth till the webbing hurts the chapped corners of his sad tearfull smile .
It will be then and the countless sleepless hours after words, that your work will show through good job .
what a ***** . Dude needs to spar ... not even really alive or full contact and all ranges ... just fucking spar you fat nitwit ...
Epicurus
11/22/2006 5:41pm,
As I clean the soda I spit out from laughing, off of my monitor I will explain to you why I laughed.
THATS WHAT HE SAID! when the audience saw how incredible USELESS his dim crak was.... he responded by saying that he was forced to hold back BECAUSE if he went full on , that left peck punch could have stopped my heart or interrupted the rhythm. I offered to try his moves YET AGAIN and the third time he turned me down.
He was also quoted as saying "who fights on the ground like a girl anyway". I didnt even respond, I grabbed my friends and most of the audience and went to class.
I guess that guy turned to page 33:
Looks like some of the dumber and lazier members of the audience might have believed you, but somehow all the ones who are either in shape now or seem to be making efforts to improve their physical condition have left the presentation area! A sea of Naruto-themed Tee-Shirts stares back at you.
If you want to swallow your pride and just start teaching Taijutsu or something turn to page 84.
If you want to do the right thing then slit your wrists with this page (across the length, not the width, of the blood vessels, please)
