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Shinkengata
8/17/2006 6:39am,
Shinkengata...I can't seem to PM people, which i've been trying to do, perhaps you know the reason for this. I mention this here because i've been trying to PM you. Hmm. Perhaps you have a messenger that will work adequately?


yahoo messenger: oni_kud4k1
AIM: budo2003

SuperGuido
8/17/2006 8:50am,
yahoo messenger: oni_kud4k1
AIM: budo2003

You

are

such

a

Ninja!

(Of course, with a name like "Satori", I can't really critique you...though mine stems more from Dave Lowry than Masaaki Hatsumi)

colonelpong2
8/17/2006 8:58pm,
All hail Shingenata! MORE! MORE! MORE!

ginshun
8/18/2006 1:41pm,
This tread needs a Ghost Dog reference.

Gosai
8/19/2006 2:34am,
Excellent. I love your MA diaries Shinkengata.

Again, as a man using the name of a Japanese Emporer from the 1600's, I command thee to continue writing MA diaries unto eternity.

Also, as another said, far be it for me to give my ideas in on this as they would suck, but i'm rather amused with the possibility of him getting totally tooled in his Japanese History major as his knowledge most likely comes from anime.

That and to be informed that the Samurai class was officially abolished about 200 some years ago.

And now, I await your genius once more Shinkengata. Emporer Gosai has spoken!

Ronin.74
8/21/2006 8:50am,
I've been at work for about an hour and I already am bored with nothing to do. Please Shin, Please a new entry would make the day go by a little faster.

Shinkengata
8/21/2006 10:45am,
Day 79

Dear Diary...

Forgive my absence, fair one. It has been such a long time since i have been able to do anything, even write. I suffered a massive blow to the head a few days after my last diary entry...a blow from the NINJA. I don't remember a lot about what happened. I've been in a coma for 12 days and in physical therapy for the remainder. It hasn't been very enjoyable...except for the beautiful nurse who tends to me. I attempted to utter a love kiai towards her a few days ago, but it came out as little more than a croak, and she said "Did you just say 'walrus?' "

No my love...i did not say walrus...

Demon Killer and Evil Slayer keep a bedside vigil...watching over me and glowing with their oni powers in the night to speed my healing process along. Astos has taken over classes for the time being, and comes to visit me often. He will often sit and tell me stories...or tell me about the latest Kenshin epsiode. He always kisses me on the forehead and whispers softly to me "musashi" before departing my bedside.

I plan to hunt down this Ninja and kill him with honor and dignity...not with a cowardly blow to the back of the head with a Sap like he did me. I must sleep now diary. Dreams of Cherry Blossoms await....

Fuzzy
8/21/2006 12:58pm,
Sinkengata, can i have your babies?

IronShin
8/21/2006 5:33pm,
Demon Killer and Evil Slayer keep a bedside vigil...watching over me and glowing with their oni powers in the night to speed my healing process along. Astos has taken over classes for the time being, and comes to visit me often. He will often sit and tell me stories...or tell me about the latest Kenshin epsiode. He always kisses me on the forehead and whispers softly to me "musashi" before departing my bedside.


Genius.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8/21/2006 5:47pm,
I predict that these will eventually be revealed to be excerpts from his actual diaries, when he was younger. This is, after all, The Internets.

Ronin.74
8/23/2006 8:01am,
It's Wednesday, I'm at work, different day same ****. New entry to help me through it please!!

jnp
8/23/2006 10:14am,
I attempted to utter a love kiai towards her a few days ago, but it came out as little more than a croak, and she said "Did you just say 'walrus?' "

No my love...i did not say walrus...
I predict you have a bright future in writing comedy.

Shinkengata
8/23/2006 11:26am,
Alright folks...


I'm moving out of state again, and i won't have access to the internet but maybe once every few weeks or so. Instead of making you all wait this long for new entries, i decided to pass this one on to a suitable successor. I may pop in from time to time to see where he has taken my story, and maybe throw in a surprise entry of my own, but from here it belongs to him. I've read some of the things he's written and i think he can carry it.

I'm hopping on a plane at 2:30 tommorrow morning, so this will be my last post here for awhile. Everyone take care and i'll be back as soon as i can.


Oh...and for God's sake....Keep it Ninja.

CrapKnee
8/23/2006 11:30am,
Shouldn't we be keeping it samurai in this thread?

datdamnmachine
8/23/2006 12:02pm,
Alright folks...


I'm moving out of state again, and i won't have access to the internet but maybe once every few weeks or so. Instead of making you all wait this long for new entries, i decided to pass this one on to a suitable successor. I may pop in from time to time to see where he has taken my story, and maybe throw in a surprise entry of my own, but from here it belongs to him. I've read some of the things he's written and i think he can carry it.

I'm hopping on a plane at 2:30 tommorrow morning, so this will be my last post here for awhile. Everyone take care and i'll be back as soon as i can.


Oh...and for God's sake....Keep it Ninja.

Sorry to hear man, these posts make work a lot more enjoyable, but a lot less productive. I hope that you find a goog place to continue in your martial arts endeavors. Also, why always moving, are you military?

Gosai
8/23/2006 3:08pm,
And whose the successor?