Imprint (the supernatural horror-action comic) is in slow progress, since almost all of my fleshtone markers are DEAD.

So, I started work on a parody of horror movies, called Cutting Edge, where I fight with, or run from, various horror movie monsters and madmen.

Here's how a few of 'em are taken down. But the rest--I'll leave that to you guys. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> Ahh, the joys of free choreography.

Samara from The Ring--

She grabs my arm while I'm reaching to touch her shoulder. I freak out, grip her wrist, then slam her into the nearby wall. When she gets up and does her freakish screaming thing, I scream, too... until I realize that she's really not all that scary. Then I grab her chair and smack her with it.

THEN the power goes out, and the Tooth Fairy, from Darkness Falls--

SHE slams me into a few walls, and since it's dark, I can't do jack. Finally, I land a punch and fall, then run to the door as best I can (there's a knock at the door). It's my friend G! Thank God! As the Tooth Fairy looms up behind me, I pull up G's shirt, and the Blinding Whiteness (tm) flash-fries her dead. G knocks me out for being a dumbass.

From there, in no particular order, other monsters show up, but I haven't choreographed or written past the Tooth Fairy part.

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th), Freddy Kreuger (Nightmare on Elm Street), Michael Myers (Halloween), Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Ghostface (Scream), the Creeper (Jeepers Creepers), and Evil Ash (Army of Darkness)

Hit me with ideas, folks. I've already given Bullshido a thank-you credit in Imprint.

My skill with a sword is formidable. My skill with the s-word is flat-out lethal.