Never ... EVER, try to be a smartass to your Pentsjak Silat teacher.

Trust me on that one :)

*rubs his sore ribs and arms*

Simps

Other advice:

Don't pee on an electric fence
Don't play soccer on the 405 freeway
Don't shoot yourself in the head
Don't spit into the wind

Yeah, but you can talk mad smack to the fence and the freeway and get away with it :)

Simps