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Teh El Macho
6/28/2006 5:37pm,
Creationist Kent Hovind reveals the truth about dinosaurs, the flood and
evolution... or so he says. Man, I would comment on it, but what the ****.

I'm not going to tell you what he says about the dinosaurs, I'm not going to
rob you of the pleasure to find it by yourself:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2528412371399195162&q=grizzly+fight

Enjoy the creationism clusterfuck buddies!!!

BackFistMonkey
6/28/2006 5:54pm,
2 hours and 37 minutes of this **** ....


"the little ones were little ... and the big ones were big "

if anyone watches the whole thing ... take notes and post them . I can't stomach through this nonsense ... For christ sakes he starts with the Noah's Flood ... and of course ... how it is historicaly accurate .

ThaiBoxerShorts
6/28/2006 5:55pm,
Kent Hovind makes baby Jesus cry.

kungfujew
6/28/2006 5:59pm,
Aah, the amazing things we make ourselves believe for the sake of our invisible-sky-demon. If humanity has not shed these primordial superstitions within a few centuries, I really don't see our species surviving, or deserving too for that matter. All hail our new dolphin overlords.

BumFu
6/28/2006 6:03pm,
One intersting tidbit is that he believes Noah took only 1 set of dogs on the ark and from them every different breed has sprung over the past few thousand years-- kinda like different species evolving over millions?

BackFistMonkey
6/28/2006 6:16pm,
One intersting tidbit is that he believes Noah only took 1 set of dogs on the ark and from them every different breed has sprung over the past few thousand years-- kinda like different species evolving over millions?

No no no , you are just to stupid to see the difference . The Dog thing is evolution through God's love of puppies ... same thing with kitty cats and Panthers .

mrblackmagic
6/28/2006 6:23pm,
All I needed to hear was that the guy was a Cryptozoologist for me to turn it off. In case you don't know what that is here is a short hand summary. Big Foot, Loch Ness monster, and Chupacabra.

Here a more professional approach
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptozoology

It gets a little bit harder to believe in God when you know people like that do too.

BumFu
6/28/2006 6:37pm,
No no no , you are just to stupid to see the difference . The Dog thing is evolution through God's love of puppies ... same thing with kitty cats and Panthers .
Thanx for clearing that up, I was really confused there for a second.

BackFistMonkey
6/28/2006 7:16pm,
Thanx for clearing that up, I was really confused there for a second.

No problem ... the Lord put us all here for a reason . I am here to help enlighten those
Liberals [who] are great at getting us to argue about the wrong subject

Yep you read that right ... he is a hardcore , conservative christian fundamentalist , crypto-zoologist .

Teh El Macho
6/28/2006 9:19pm,
Aah, the amazing things we make ourselves believe for the sake of our invisible-sky-demon. If humanity has not shed these primordial superstitions within a few centuries, I really don't see our species surviving, or deserving too for that matter. All hail our new dolphin overlords.Dolphins are godless heathens, with their cute wizzling language. How hippie... hippie I tell ya!!!! :biblethum

*** EDIT ***

I don't know what was worst. Kent Hovind performing verbal coprophagia or all those walking turds nodding in approval.

ThaiBoxerShorts
6/28/2006 9:30pm,
I always find it amusing that Hovind claims to be some kind of academic authority on science. He's totally not. His PhD is in Christian education. I'm more of an academic authority on science than he is... and I'm totally not.

wingchundo
6/28/2006 11:02pm,
Wait, are you guys saying the Chupacabra isn't real?

Poop Loops
6/28/2006 11:03pm,
Hahaha!

"Did he talk to you [about seeing a dinosaur]?"

"Well he might believe [that no human has ever seen a real dinosaur], but that's just his belief. That's not science, folks. The bible..."

And that's where I stopped watching.

mrblackmagic
6/28/2006 11:22pm,
Wait, are you guys saying the Chupacabra isn't real?

We're not saying Chupacabra's don't exist. We're saying like this guys credentials they have never been proven.

Doctor X
6/28/2006 11:38pm,
Mere words cannot the level of intellectual dishonesty that is Hovind.

I generally ask his supporters to identify which Creation and Flood Myth of the Hebrew Bible they wish us to believe in.

That sort of ends the conversation.

--J.D.

Critical Jo
6/29/2006 2:54am,
Creationism then end of all Mankind.