My style is vicious mexican lucha libre, with a sprinkling of rowdy roddy piper

And throw poutine at their faces?

And throw poutine at their faces?

Roger that, I can't eat it though cuz it gets all over my gold mask and bright yellow leotards.


Blur: Awesome! Can you do the vicious second-rope leg drop of doom?
Third rope. And my move is the guadalajara crab, which I will use to submit rooster. But his name will be "El Gallo" for the night and he will be required to wear a bright red mask and leotard. The loser will suffer the Ultimate Humiliation: being unmasked.

After the fight, rooster and I can share a ginormous poutine.

No, Tae Kwan Spawn, this isn't Martin.

Blur, I weigh about 190 I guess. It's been a very long time since I weighed myself.
Glad to see you at least know who Martin is. He can do an amazing one finger push up.

It helps strengthen the fingers for the evil eye gouge dont ya know.

But seriously - all slamming of Rooster aside - you got to respect that push up in that video, that took some serious dedication to achieve.

Glad to see you at least know who Martin is. He can do an amazing one finger push up.

It helps strengthen the fingers for the evil eye gouge dont ya know.

But seriously - all slamming of Rooster aside - you got to respect that push up in that video, that took some serious dedication to achieve.

He uses 1 arm/1 finger? or is it 2 arms/2 fingers?

Can he do one with 0 arms / 0 fingers?! (ah ha!)

He uses 1 arm/1 finger? or is it 2 arms/2 fingers?

Can he do one with 0 arms / 0 fingers?! (ah ha!)
That would require QI / CHI or KI, depending on which language you steal the concept from. Now I am sure the Yellow Bamboo guys can do it.

No, Tae Kwan Spawn, this isn't Martin.

Blur, I weigh about 190 I guess. It's been a very long time since I weighed myself.

Um, I'd have gone with "Martin, who?"

Say hi to Jacques for me :badgrin:

TKD

Setting the circus aside, I'd like to reiterate that I'm looking for a training partner. I'm willing to help you train in your style(s) if you're willing to do the same for me. Growing up I got into quite a few fights (almost all went to the ground) and I've had 9 years of martial arts training, so I'm not a slouch.

Setting the circus aside, I'd like to reiterate that I'm looking for a training partner. I'm willing to help you train in your style(s) if you're willing to do the same for me. Growing up I got into quite a few fights (almost all went to the ground) and I've had 9 years of martial arts training, so I'm not a slouch.

If you ever come to montreal, we can roll around a little =) Unless the TD happens, then I will be there to get it on with ya Gallo, we can share beer and tequila after (this being the core of my training routine).

If you ever come to montreal, we can roll around a little =)
God, do you have to put it that way? I don't get much time to travel, so I'd have to say it's not likely I'll be able to train with you in Montreal. I like your willingness to train, tho.


Unless the TD happens, then I will be there to get it on with ya Gallo, we can share beer and tequila after (this being the core of my training routine).

Sounds good.

Jorec, with your JKD background we'd make good training partners. What do you say?

Jorec... very similar "Jarec", any reason you chose that name?

I smell FSD all over the last few pages...

Jorec... very similar "Jarec", any reason you chose that name?

I smell FSD all over the last few pages...

What's FSD?

Jorec... very similar "Jarec", any reason you chose that name?

I smell FSD all over the last few pages...

I chose the name because I have three staple names I use on the internet and this is one of them. No relation to whatever your thinking about.

Dunno where your getting this FSD ****. But its kinda amusing that you mention it. I actually found this site when I was searching for information on FSD, they seemed a bit off to me and this place confirmed it.
If you 'smell' FSD on me (lol) your welcome to come down to the eventual TD and spar with me. That should get rid of any doubt you may have about me. :D


Rooster: Its certainly a possibility :) I could use a training partner. If this TD went well we could actually establish some sort of training group on occasion to help us all train a bit more.

Blur: FSD or Fang Shen Do is a ugly form of Wing Chun with a really bad rep and proven bad buisness practices that is prevailent in the Ottawa area, if you want more info on it just search, a few very long threads (100+ pages) will show up.

I'm surprised they managed to make a franchise out of it.

I thought you guys might want first dibs on an extra pair of Ouano UFC gloves that were too large (XL size). Your hands must be at least 9.25" around the knuckles. 9.5"-9.75" would fit them well. Ouano's website says 8.5" and up but that's BS. My hands are 8.75" and the gloves are too big. I bought them new, I've tried them on twice, they've never hit anything and are in mint condition. I'm asking 70CDN for them, which is $35 off of what I paid for them.

Well, I'll be bringing them to the TD, so if anybody's interested they can see 'em then.