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Tom Kagan
6/14/2006 3:24pm,
This was the monologue from the Tonight Show on 12 June. There are three clips interspersed in the monologue, so watch the full 2 1/2 minutes to see them all:

http://video.nbc.com/v/?linkid=23317&sender=Bullshido

Fearless Ukemi
6/14/2006 3:52pm,
Hilarious, but probably staged.

VikingPower
6/15/2006 10:06am,
I love it how he keeps blaming the holder.

tiktok
6/15/2006 11:12am,
That was awesome! Reminds me of a tournament I was at a couple years ago...they had a master's demonstration where this guy was going to break a glass bottle (like a beer bottle) with a super-uber-mega-chi chop and couldn't do it even after 3 attempts. The damn stubborn bottle refused to break, instead flying out into the audience when he hit it. Happened 3 times in a row...by the end everyone was trying desperately to contain the laughter. :owneddanc

Backdraft
6/15/2006 11:52am,
Indeed that really was some funny ****.

Grashnak
6/15/2006 8:48pm,
Is "Ooosa" a Japanese term meaning "dumbass" by any chance?

Shaolinz
6/15/2006 9:29pm,
Wow... just wow. I wonder if he just bought some nice sturdy boards from home depot. He should have got some nice TKD boards.

Freakshow
6/15/2006 9:36pm,
Wow... just wow. I wonder if he just bought some nice sturdy boards from home depot. He should have got some nice TKD boards.I've heard of some people baking them. I've also seen people one or more of the boards (not the one in front that everyone sees) be cracked a bit already. :eusa_liar

Pathetic. It's pathetic enough to spend one's time attacking lumber. It's even worse to have to cheat at it.

GodEater
6/15/2006 9:50pm,
I'd prefer to think he's a moron as opposed to participating in a staged "skit". It really looks like he messed up his left hand.

I saw most of this last night, cheers for the link.

GE

Ajax
6/17/2006 11:31am,
I love it how he keeps blaming the holder.

Im not saying that this should excuse him from any harassment, but a poor holder can really **** up a break. In the end, he still sucks.

I would quite forever if I was shown on nat. tv doing that ****.

btw, nice kicking the one holders hand

Shaolinz
6/17/2006 11:41am,
He can blame the holder all he wants, however at the end he gets rid of the holder and still can't do it. Damn cement blocks. They can't hold for ****.